October | 2011 | Isaacs Picture Conclusions

NUDE FOR SATAN (1974) TWO TOP HATS

October 31, 2011 by theipc

When I was a kid, back when we first got HBO, this is the type of movie I would have a friend over to stay the night, then we’d sneak into the living room after the parents went to sleep and watch the TV on mute trying to see some boobs. I actually think I saw this back then – or something very similar, one of these dubbed Italian jobs where chicks run around naked the entire run time. I saw this […]

Categories: 70s, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Two Top Hats

WILDERNESS SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS (2004) THREE TOP HATS

October 28, 2011 by theipc

I would suspect that most people would watch this and think this was a boring movie about three dopey girls and a lame home invasion. I contend that this is actually pretty good, well acted and, while not that exciting, a nice little independent thriller with a cast of four that wasn’t a bad 80 minute filler to pass the time. I really liked each of the three actresses (their looks and their acting) but I was especially enamored with […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Independent, Movie Reviews, Wilderness Survival For Girls

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: THE DESCENT 1 & 2

October 27, 2011 by theipc

THE DESCENT (2005) FOUR TOP HATS I have to admit, when this first came out in the theaters and the local newspaper reviewed it, I didn’t think that a movie with six girls going spelunking sounded very entertaining, so I didn’t go see it. Sometime later I rented it and I was really blown away by the direction, the carnage, the surprises I didn’t see coming and even got a couple of jump-scares for the first time in years. Also […]

Categories: Double Feature, Four Top Hats, Two Top Hats • Tags: Neil Marshall, The Descent

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: CABIN FEVER 1 & 2

October 26, 2011 by theipc

CABIN FEVER (2002) THREE TOP HATS I remember reading about this when it came out (before i went and saw it in the theater), about how Eli Roth (the director) was sick of shitty PG-13 horror like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and such, so he was going to get back to making bad ass horror filled with the red stuff and naked bodies. His first effort was Cabin Fever here, which he followed up with the gruesome […]

Categories: Double Feature, Three Top Hats, Two Top Hats • Tags: Cabin Fever, Eli Roth, Flesh Eating Movie, Ti West

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 (2011) FOUR TOP HATS

October 21, 2011 by theipc

I have to say – this is one of the best horror flicks (of this type) put out in years. Not since I was a little kid did I jump this much in a movie – I mean, for real. What’s the definition of scared? Did it scare me? Well – I certainly was startled about a dozen times. I was pretty tense during the final scene. I wasn’t scared like I need to go hide in the closet and […]

Categories: Found Footage, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Movie Review, Paranormal Activity 3

MELANCHOLIA (2011) THREE TOP HATS

October 9, 2011 by theipc

After Von Trier’s last outing, ”Antichrist” I found myself interested in his upcoming movie “Melancholia” starring a grown up Kirsten Dunst in a mature role as a depressed bride and a host of familiar faces attending the wedding, where soon, a planet would appear from behind the sun and threaten to smash into the Earth. I found this very interesting and then they released the trailer and I was hooked! Well the other day I got to see this and […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Kirsten Dunst, Lars Von Trier, Melancholia

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