Isaacs Picture Conclusions

THE THREE MINUTE REVIEW – THE DARKEST HOUR (2011) 2 MOUSTACHES

(It’s been awhile since I did one of these three minute things…) I saw the trailer for this when I went and saw Paranormal Activity 3 at the movie theater and I thought this looked good then, especially when you include these words: “Timur Bekmambetov”. At the time I thought this would be some good “sci-fi-alien-invasion-horror” ala Night Watch meetsĀ District 9 but after the first 30 minutes I was pretty bored. It’s well-known I can get bored and distracted pretty easily but this 2G rendering of a 3D (I hate 3D so much) sci-fi really didn’t do anything for me after “the money shot special effects” were presented the first time. The dialogue and the way these folks act just, oh well, yawn, I’m out of here. This would have been much better as an R-Rated 2G summer movie. I Heart The Reader.

5 comments

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,051 other followers

%d bloggers like this: