OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I am actually, kind of, finding it hard to talk about how much I liked this. This has everything I’ve ever wanted:
Real gory special effects and no CGI
Unbelievably good “bad acting”
Loads of bared flesh
A nun with a devil mask who slaughters everyone
Almost every taboo out there
Fucking wicked music
Awesome style with the credits
Songs about wieners
Men in wigs
A priest named Cummings
Tons of blood and heads rolling around all over the place
Axes in crotches and faces in intestines
Talks about Jesus’ penis
Moustaches and Roller Skates
I could go on and on and on and on – but I have to say, you can’t take this seriously for even one second or you’ll miss the point. If anyone has spent any time here you’ll know that I spend a lot of time reminiscing about horror from the 70s and Drive – In flicks and this captures EVERYTHING from that era – except it’s high quality and fucking hilarious and simply fucking awesome. This was totally made for someone like me. I loved this and this is totally up there as one of my favorite movies. You can’t go into this expecting some sort of Oscar quality award winning piece of work. I think, if you are going to like this movie, you should already be sold.
I guess that’s enough gushing about this so let’s get to the point. In classic 70s awesomeness, a group of kids at Bible Camp just want to get laid and the “back door is always open for Jesus, baby”. While some random guy is picking the guitar and singing about “the devil licking his nutsack” Sister Mary Chopper (in the poster above) is gruesomely slaughtering all of the sinning bastards out there. We’re talking real blood effects, gouged out eyes, disemboweling on the terlet, sex with someone you didn’t know was decapitated, you know, all that good stuff. And it’s all “real” and great!
Seven years later a new group of horny kids come to town for Bible Camp (led by Father Cummings) and get it on and Sister Chopper shows back up and everyone starts getting brutally murdered. There’s not much more to it that and it’s fucking fantastic!! This is not serious horror – this is modern day Drive – In / Grindhouse / B-movie wonderful.
Again – THANK YOU People Who Made This, THANK YOU.