Isaacs Picture Conclusions

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this.  If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I am actually, kind of, finding it hard to talk about how much I liked this. This has everything I’ve ever wanted:

Excellent title

Real gory special effects and no CGI

Hilarious dialogue

Unbelievably good “bad acting”

Loads of bared flesh

A nun with a devil mask who slaughters everyone

Almost every taboo out there

Fucking wicked music

Awesome style with the credits

Beautiful chicks

Songs about wieners

Men in wigs

A priest named Cummings

Tons of blood and heads rolling around all over the place

Axes in crotches and faces in intestines

HD!!

Spanish Fly

Talks about Jesus’ penis

Moustaches and Roller Skates

I could go on and on and on and on – but I have to say, you can’t take this seriously for even one second or you’ll miss the point. If anyone has spent any time here you’ll know that I spend a lot of time reminiscing about horror from the 70s and Drive – In flicks and this captures EVERYTHING from that era – except it’s high quality and fucking hilarious and simply fucking awesome. This was totally made for someone like me. I loved this and this is totally up there as one of my favorite movies. You can’t go into this expecting some sort of Oscar quality award winning piece of work. I think, if you are going to like this movie, you should already be sold.

“I know everyone’s dead and everything but, for real, like, your name’s not even Millie????”

I guess that’s enough gushing about this so let’s get to the point. In classic 70s awesomeness, a group of kids at Bible Camp just want to get laid and the “back door is always open for Jesus, baby”. While some random guy is picking the guitar and singing about “the devil licking his nutsack” Sister Mary Chopper (in the poster above) is gruesomely slaughtering all of the sinning bastards out there. We’re talking real blood effects, gouged out eyes, disemboweling on the terlet, sex with someone you didn’t know was decapitated, you know, all that good stuff. And it’s all “real” and great!

i think this speaks for itself

Seven years later a new group of horny kids come to town for Bible Camp (led by Father Cummings) and get it on and Sister Chopper shows back up and everyone starts getting brutally murdered. There’s not much more to it that and it’s fucking fantastic!! This is not serious horror – this is modern day Drive – In / Grindhouse / B-movie wonderful.

Again – THANK YOU People Who Made This, THANK YOU.

37 comments

  1. I love this, I love this, I love this!!! I love your review, I love the look of this movie, and without having seen this I too love the people that made it!!! I am telling all my friends about this movie (not that they’ll watch it because they watch boring movies ;)) but still. You have completely made my day with this review, sir. :)

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    • theipc

      Whaaaattt?? Holy Crap!! Thanks for stopping by here Vito!! This movie was fucking fantastic!! (I assume you read what I wrote). I think I got this out to a bunch of other people who will also do some Tad high fives over this. Great stuff and I thank you! I love this classic line: “I’m gonna go save the day… FUCKNUT!” You guys rocked this! “I hate it when he talks!” HAHAHAHAH. Thanks again -

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    • theipc

      Thank YOU for putting this out! I have been plugging it all over the place so hopefully you and BBBC get the attention you deserve! Completely wonderful!

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    • theipc

      Well I sure hope you like it!! I reco-d this to someone who I thought would LOVE IT LOVE IT and she didn’t : (

      if you don’t take this seriously whatsoever it’s very enjoyable!!

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      • It looks great. And the list you have made of every single thing you could want in a film. I GET IT EXACTLY! :) It’s all I want too haha. And that picture of the nun does speak for itself, that made me chuckle. I really like your style!!!

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      • Yeah just had a google, could be tricky getting hold of it but where there’s a will there’s a way. I’m trying to get hold of Parents with Randy Quaid but having difficulties shit boo. Have you seen Sleepaway Camp? That’s a good, bizarre, over the top slasher with a few terrible (fucking awesome) sequels. I get the feeling you’ve seen a lot of stuff though!

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      • theipc

        I have seen those and I liked them except for the last one :) if you wanted – only if you wanted – you could check out my Movie Index – there’s a bunch of shit out here :) :)

        I’m getting ready to start a training course at work that has NOTHING to do with my job so I’ll only half pay attention and go peruse emmakwall :)

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