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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 15: NAIL GUN MASSACRE (1985)

May 13, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: WIDE WEIRD WORLD OF CULT FILMS Nail Gun Massacre (1985) Director: Terry Lofton Stars: Rocky Patterson, Ron Queen, and Beau Leland This low budget flick from Texas starts off with a good old fashioned gang rape. From there, no time is wasted as people show up only to be picked off by duct taped motorcycle helmet wearing, nail gun toting nutcase who spouts off such corny one liners, I would have requested a couple of nails for each […]

Categories: 2013, 80s, Movie Reviews, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: Beau Leland, Boobs, FLEXING MALE BUTTOCKS, Michelle Meyer, Rocky Patterson, Ron Queen, Sebrina Lawless, SHITFEST 2013!, Staci Gordon, THE NAIL GUN MASSACRE 1985 MOVIE REVIEW, WIDE WEIRD WORLD OF CULT FILMS

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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 14: SPOOKIES (1986)

May 13, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: DEEP RED RUM Spookies (1986) Nine people who don’t like each other, and who don’t seem to have much in common besides all having been kicked out of the same event earlier, decide to party in an abandoned mansion, but they soon come to believe that playing with a Ouija board they find in the living room is the reason various monsters show up to stalk and kill them. By the way, it is an established horror movie […]

Categories: 2013, 80s, Movie Reviews, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: DEEP RED RUM, FELIX WARD, HORROR, LISA FRIEDE, MARIA PECHUKAS, SHITFEST 2013!, SPOOKIES 1986 MOVIE REVIEW, VHS tapes, WEDNESDAY'S CHILD

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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 13: MOTHER’S DAY (1980)

May 12, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!!!!!!! MOTHER’S DAY (1981) Trailer:  What’s It About: I’ll keep this synopsis brief since this film really doesn’t bring in anything new to the horror/slasher genre. This Troma classic was filmed at the same time as the original Friday the 13th (at the same New Jersey forest location too!) and is more akin to a terrorized-girls-seek-revenge flick like I Spit on Your Grave rather than a straight-up horror picture like the Friday the 13th series. Directed by Charlie […]

Categories: 2013, 80s, Movie Reviews, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: BEATRICE PONS, Boobs, CHARLES KAUFMAN, DEBORAH LUCE, FREDERICK COFFIN, HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO, HILLBILLIES, MOTHER'S DAY 1980, NANCY HENDRICKSON, NECK BRACES, SHITFEST 2013!, TIANA PIERCE, Troma, YOKELS

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THE CHANGELING (1980) FOUR TOP HATS

April 9, 2013 by theipc

I have never claimed to know anything about anything (and no one ever tells me nothin’), so I can’t go out and say that this is a “classic” or anything, but I think it’s held in high regards. Or is it “regard”? I don’t know anything. Anyway – I liked this movie. A lot of the shit that comes out these days is pretty stupid (but not EVIL DEAD!!!) and I miss old horror movies like this ~ you just […]

Categories: 80s, Drama, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: Dead Bodies!!, George C Scott, Ghosts, Jean Marsh, John Colicos, Melvyn Douglas, Peter Medak, Seances!!, The Changeling 1980 Movie Review, Trish Van Devere

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VISITING HOURS (1982) THREE FARTS

March 20, 2013 by theipc

Farts, eh….. -_-…. read on! Well…….. here’s another one I missed during my childhood – and that rather surprises me since it has The Shat in it! Not that The Shat is The Shit or anything (I was always a Spock guy) but I used to try and catch things with people from Trek and Star Wars because I was a kid and didn’t think anyone would be in anything else. Stupid kid!!  I don’t feel like I really missed […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Slasher • Tags: 80s, Hot Nurse : ), Kind of Bloody, Kind of Boring, Lee Grant, Lenore Zann, Linda Purl, Michael Ironside, Not So Excellent, Slasher, The Shat, William Shatner

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MY GUEST POST @ FILM HIPSTER: MANIAC (1980)

March 15, 2013 by theipc

Not too long ago Chris approached me about being a Hipster For A Day and I said “Absolutely, but I’m not wearing any skinny jeans!! Or a scarf!!” He said that was a deal breaker – but since we never see each other in person he shouldn’t have any idea of what I’m wearing today. Or any day for that matter! Anyway – I thought I’d spice up filmhipster with a little saucy 80s horror – in his format. Enjoy!! Click any word here to head to […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Slasher, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Abigail Clayton, Bloody, Caroline Munro, Gory, Joe Spinell, Maniac 1980 Movie Review, Slasher, Tom Savini, Ugly People

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THE PROWLER (1981) THREE TOP HATS

March 6, 2013 by theipc

I don’t remember what I was doing at the time, or where I was, or who sent me what, but I remember there was kind of a big deal (at least in whatever circle I was hanging around at the time) when this got released on blu-ray. I had no idea why because I had never seen it or even heard about it, but that was a couple of years ago (I think) and I never bothered with it until […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Bayonets!!, Bloody, Boobs, Christopher Goutman, Cindy Weintraub, Diane Rode, Farley Granger, Joseph Zito, Lawrence Tierney, Lisa Dunsheath, Pitchforks!!, Slasher, The Prowler 1981 Movie Review, Vicky Dawson

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987) ~ LEG WARMERS, BUSHY EYEBROWS, BAD DREAMS AND….. DOKKEN

March 2, 2013 by theipc

I have come out here before and admitted that I have never seen many of these movies. I remember my mom and I went to see the first one in the theater and sometime later in my life SCROTEY and I watched the second one on video tape at his mom’s house. I honestly don’t know why but I never saw any of the others until I watched the remake on cable last year, which I didn’t hate – but I think […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: #chrisfilmhipster, @CineKatz, @Fogsmoviereview, @MarkusMarakai, @Tysoncarter, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Craig Wasson, DOKKEN!!!, Dreams and Shit, Fedoras, Filmhipster, Freddy Krueger, Heather Langenkamp, Jennifer Rubin, John Saxon, Laurence Fishburne, Patricia Arquette, Penelope Sudrow, Robert Englund, Rockin with Dokken, Silly, Slasher

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HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES

February 25, 2013 by theipc

I don’t know if anyone else has seen this, and I don’t know if anyone’s going to believe me, but this movie was ALL KINDS OF FUN!! Probably, if anyone else has had the pleasure of seeing this at some point in their life – they’ll probably disagree with me but I thought this was a great example of 80′s slasher material with big hair, bushy eyebrows, boobs, tiaras, zombies - solid acting for a movie like this – boobs (what??), blood, […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Beth Gondek, Beverley Hendry, Big Hair and Bushy Eyebrows, Bloody Fun and I Mean That, Boobs, Bruce Pittman, Butts, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Movie Review, Judy Mahbey, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira, Michael Ironside, Prom Night Franchise, Prom Night Sequel, Terri Hawkes, Wendy Lyon

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PROM NIGHT (1980) THREE TOP HATS

February 22, 2013 by theipc

This was actually my very first viewing of this Canadian slasher and I can’t really come out and say that I loved it. I think – think – that I might have liked this better if: I had seen this when I was a kid I had seen this when I was a teenager I had seen this before we humans developed HD and Blu Ray and High Def TVs The copy I had – from this “eight pack of […]

Categories: 80s, Drive - In, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Anne-Marie Martin, Antoinette Bower, Bosoms, Canadians!!, Casey Stevens, Dance Off, Disco!!, Hosers!!, Jamie Lee Curtis, Leslie Nielsen, Mary Beth Rubens, One Butt, Pita Oliver, Prom Night 1980 Movie Review, Revenge, Shitty Looking Video, Ski Mask, Slasher

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WHAT THE HELL?: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988) THREE STICKPINS

January 23, 2013 by theipc

Well, Good and Most Beloved Readers, if you read my post about the FIRST ONE, you’ll recall that I have never seen any of the sequels, so I went into this pretty blind so, if you’re a big fan of this franchise, please don’t hate me if I don’t like them very much – I didn’t grow up with them like I did the HALLOWEENs or the FRIDAYs. I DO have to report that I liked this one more than […]

Categories: 80s, Cenobites, Population Sample, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Ashley Laurence, Barbie Wilde, Boobs, Cenobites, Clare Higgins, Doug Bradley, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 Hellbound, Hellraiser Franchise, Imogen Boorman, Kenneth Cranham, Pinhead, Very Bloody

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HELLRAISER (1987) THREE STICKPINS

January 2, 2013 by theipc

Is this considered a Classic?? Am I a heretic because I didn’t love it? To my defense – I saw this in the theater with ole LIL PEE PEE back when it came out and, while I don’t remember his reaction, I wasn’t that impressed. In fact I was so not-that-impressed that I have never seen ANY of the sequels. What – are there eight sequels? Nine with that new one? Anyway – I have been wanting to do another […]

Categories: 80s, Cenobites, Four Top Hats, Population Sample, Very Gory • Tags: Andrew Robinson, Ashley Laurence, Cenobites, Clare Higgins, Clive Barker, Hellraiser 1987 Movie Review, Hellraiser Franchise, Pinhead, Sean Chapman, Very Gory

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THE 2ND ANNUAL: NEW YEAR’S EVIL (1980) TWO TOP HATS

December 31, 2012 by theipc

This is year two for this post and this one is kind of special to me.This movie is not very good but this was the first post of mine to ever get tweeted and facebooked and be – I don’t know – it kind of made me feel good like – I had let myself into the party and now someone was talking to me. Back when I published this the first time, I didn’t really know what I was […]

Categories: Two Top Hats, Slasher, 80s, Holidays, Drive - In • Tags: Roz Kelly, Kip Niven, Slasher, New Year's Evil 1980 Movie Review, Murder!!, Louisa Moritz, Grant Cramer, Taaffe O'Connell, Teri Copley, Anita Crane, Jeannie Anderson

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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING MARKED MOVIES: RAISING ARIZONA (1987)

December 24, 2012 by theipc

I have no idea why I have had writer’s block regarding this movie for so long.., it’s only one of MY FAVORITE MOVIES EVER! Mark and I talked about this a month ago and I watched it for the thousandth time and still laughed my ass off and then I just got stuck. I think it’s because I didn’t really know how to approach this classic. Should I just do my usual shtick and throw in some personal memories? Should […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, The IPC Double Take • Tags: Comedy, Frances McDormand, Hilarious, Holly Hunter, Joel and Ethan Coen, John Goodman, LOL, MARKED MOVIES, Nicolas Cage, One of my Favorite Movies, Raising Arizona Movie Review, Sam McMurray, Tex Cobb, The Double Take, Trey Wilson, William Forsythe

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SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) FOUR SANTA HATS

December 14, 2012 by theipc

Here’s part 2 of our big double feature for the day!! Enjoy!! AHHHHHHHH – Silent Night, Deadly Night…. one of my childhood favorites!! Do you know that I actually saw this at a Drive – In?? No lie!! The last one I ever went to.  So, for those of you who follow the DRIVE IN site – YOU KNOW I’m gonna put something out there about this too, although it will probably be much more… racy. So, yep, saw this […]

Categories: 80s, Drive - In, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Holidays, Slasher • Tags: Bloody, Boobs, Booze, Britt Leach, Danny Wagner, Deadly Night 1984 Movie Review, Drive In, Gilmer McCormick, H.E.D. Redford, Killer Santa!!, Linnea Quigley, Linnea Quigley's Boobs, Mean Nuns, Robert Brian Wilson, Silent Night, Toni Nero

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THE CHURCH (1989) THREE TOP HATS

November 27, 2012 by theipc

Apologies for those of you who got an email on this the day I was initially working on it. I have no idea what happened. I was adding some names in the tag field, turned to look at my other computer and WHAM my post was published… whatever! Anyway – it’s post-holiday and post-birthday here in the U.S. and I when I was getting ready for work today I noticed the waistband for my pants sure have shrunk, damn washing […]

Categories: 80s, Three Top Hats • Tags: Alina De Simone, Antonella Vitale, Asia Argento, Barbara Cupisti, Dario Argento, Devils!!, Hugh Quarshie, Knights Templar, Murdering Bastards, Olivia Cupisti, Plagues, Synth Score, The Church 1989 Movie Review, Tomas Arana

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GIALLORAMA! TENEBRE (1982) FOUR BIG TOP HATS

November 21, 2012 by theipc

I fully recognize and realize and understand that I am years behind good folks like GOREGIRL and WEDNESDAY’S CHILD when it comes to Italian horror movies – and I bow to their superiority, but I am doing my best to hone up on my studies and absorb like a sponge and write my reports as best I can. I don’t remember how many I’ve seen by now – but I think this is the best one yet. I still don’t […]

Categories: 80s, Four Top Hats, Giallo, Very Gory • Tags: Ania Pieroni, Anthony Franciosa, Bloody MOFO, Boobs, Christian Borromeo, Dario Argento, Eva Robins, Giallo, Giallorama!, John Saxon, Lara Wendel, Mirella Banti, Mirella D'Angelo, Slasher, Tenebre Movie Review, Tits McGillicutty, Veronica Lario

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NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986) FIVE EXPLODING HEADS ~ NOSTALGIATHON

November 14, 2012 by theipc

This white paper is part of a blogathon envisioned by ANDY WATCHES MOVIES and CINEMA SCHMINEMA who felt it would be fun to revisit some of the movies we loved as kids, through our adult eyes. This was good fun and it was the perfect opportunity for me to re-watch something I consider one of my favorite movies and something I’ve probably watched 800 times since I first saw this way back when. Not only is this hilarious, it’s gory, it’s filled […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: 80s, Alice Cadogan, Elizabeth Cox, Emily Fiola, Fred Dekker, Jason Lively, Jill Whitlow, June Harris, Katherine Britton, Leslie Ryan, Loved It, Night of the Creeps Movie Review, Nostalgiathon, Steve Marshall, Suzanne Snyder, Tom Atkins, Totally Awesome, Zombies

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POLTERGEIST (1982) FOUR TOP HATS

November 12, 2012 by theipc

For some reason, the other weekend was a total 80s revisit at Isaacs House with a viewing of THE TERMINATOR, RED DAWN and this. The Term still stood out as a pretty good movie – as did this – but Red Dawn pretty much sucked it. The acting was terrible, the dialogue wasn’t so great, they changed locations (and costumes) in the same scene quite often, blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. Like I wrote in LOGAN’S RUN (which is very […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Beatrice Straight, Craig T. Nelson, Dominique Dunne, Ghosts, Heather O'Rourke, James Karen, JoBeth Williams, Oliver Robins, Poltergeist Movie Review, The 80s, Tobe Hooper, Zelda Rubinstein

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NIGHTMARES (1980) THREE TOP HATS

November 5, 2012 by theipc

(please note: this was written the other night and not this morning…) I had never even heard of this slasher until today – have you?? This started off really excellent – like – all kinds of fun and then it got a little boring up until the very end. Honestly – aside from the slasher premise behind this, this Ozploitation really doesn’t make any fucking sense at all but it does have some pretty bloody kills and isn’t afraid to show some […]

Categories: 80s, Australian, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Adele Lewin, Australian Horror, Bloody, Boobs, Briony Behets, Gary Sweet, Jenny Neumann, Max Phipps, Nightmares 1980 Movie Review, Nina Landis, Slasher, Stage Fright Movie Reviw, Sue Jones, Tits McGillicutty

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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING MARKED MOVIES: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

October 1, 2012 by theipc

I don’t exactly remember the events surrounding MARKED MOVIES and I planning on doing this, but I imagine it had something to do with my awe of his writing skills (especially his fucking awesome SIT DOWN SERIES) – but I asked him if he would be interested and I told him I’d buy him some shots if I ever run into him in person and we agreed on “Escape” which we both haven’t seen in a long time and here […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, John Carpenter, The IPC Double Take • Tags: A Number One, Adrienne Barbeau, Donald Pleasence, Ernest Borgnine, Escape From New York Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Harry Dean Stanton, Isaac Hayes, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Season Hubley, Snake Plissken, The Duke of New York, Tom Atkins

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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE # 2 ~ FEATURING HEAD IN A VICE: BLADE RUNNER (1982)

September 7, 2012 by theipc

I was doing some email talking to my friend Tyson at HEAD IN A VICE a few several weeks ago and we were discussing my involvement in his IMDB TOP 250 project and I agreed to do ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (as well as something else hint hint) and he offered up a guest review here in exchange for my services (everyone is ALWAYS encouraged to do a guest review here if you like to – I would […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, The IPC Double Take • Tags: Blade Runner Movie Review, Brion James, Darryl Hannah, Edward James Olmos, Excellent, Harrison Ford, Head in a Vice, Joanna Cassidy, M. Emmett Walsh, Nexus 1, Nexus 6, Replicants, Ridley Scott, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, The Double Take, William Sanderson

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THE FOG (1980) FOUR TOP HATS

September 3, 2012 by theipc

So how long has it ben since you’ve seen this bad boy? I’m betting on quite a while.  I’m not sure when this will get published but, earlier today, I started doing a write up of {NOT POSTED YET CAN’T SPOIL} for a special piece that will hopefully have published before now but, in it, I mentioned that it sure is different seeing something that you loved as kid 30 years later and look at with new / old eyes […]

Categories: 80s, Four Top Hats, John Carpenter, Thriller • Tags: Adrienne Barbeau, Charles Cyphers, Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh, John Carpenter, Leper Ghost Killers, Nancy Kyes, The Fog (1980 Movie Review, Tom Atkins

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BREEDERS (1986) THREE TOP HATS

August 25, 2012 by theipc

I don’t normally post on one of the weekend days to give you Good People a break, but, wait. We very rarely ever “go out” any longer mainly because I just prefer to do my beer drinking at home and, because it’s much cheaper, but last night a friend was in town so we went and hit happy hour at the local Fox and Hound and that REALLY DID turn into a six hour stay and a 167 dollar bar […]

Categories: Three Top Hats, 80s, I'm Stupid • Tags: Boobs, Breeders (1986) Movie Review, Terrible Cheese, Horny Aliens, Teresa Farley, Lance Lewman, Frances Raines, Natalie O'Connell, Amy Brentano, LeeAnne Baker, Matt Mitler

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