Category Archives: Grindhouse

SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 22: SUGAR BOXX (2009)

May 19, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: YOURS TRULY Emulating the “Women in Prison” exploitation from the 70′s, these guys have brought us Sugar Boxx – a movie about hookers hooking it up, getting thrown in jail, being abused, being made to turn tricks every Saturday – and their machete chopping revenge. This also comes complete with a score “Shaft” shat, whippings, abusive cops, abusive guards, the sadistic warden , delousing baths, a tickle fight, a muscle car, “hard core women who live like savages in […]

Categories: One Top Hat, Grindhouse, I'm Stupid, 2013, HUH???, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: Boobs, This Movie Sucked, Pretty Stupid, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Geneviere Anderson, Thela Brown, female inmates, prostitution ring, sadistic warden, Sugar Boxx Movie Review, SHITFEST 2013!, tits

SHITFEST 2013: THE OPENING CEREMONY!!

April 30, 2013 by theipc

HI!! Welcome to the opening ceremonies for SHITFEST 2013!! This is a Film Festival / Contest where we will be discussing and showcasing the shittiest movies we’ve seen! The rules are very simple: no genre limitation (although horror is preferred), no year of release limitation and it doesn’t have to be something you just sat down and watched last night (as in: it can be something you’ve already written about that you would like to include here). There will be […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Cannibal Bastards, Drama, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, Giallo, Grindhouse, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: Boobs, Five Top Hats, FUN, Insanity, Intrigue, Murder!!, Mystery!!, SCROTEY, Sex, SHITFEST 2013!

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE – IN # 13: THE STEPMOTHER (1972) THREE POOL TABLES

November 7, 2012 by theipc

(I was going to post a deliciously wicked GIALLO today but I spent some time making this poster and wanted to show it off – what do you think??) *** OH BOY. Well – I think it’s safe to say that this one isn’t as fun as the LAST ONE – BUT – this is still better than what we were getting in the Mill Creek box (no offense Mill Creek box people). This time around a Latino fellow is […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Three Top Hats • Tags: Alejandro Rey, Boobs, Claudia Jennings, Drive In, Howard Avedis, John Anderson, Joints!!, Katherine Justice, Larry Linville, Marlene Schmidt, Priscilla Garcia, Semi-Fun, The Stepmother 1972 Movie Review, Watch With Booze

THE IPC HOT FLASH # 3

October 26, 2012 by theipc

Since KISS told us so, we all know that God Gave Rock and Roll To (us), so that’s that. I am here to announce that Mark (MARKED MOVIES) and I have teamed up again to give you something even better!! Be sure to check in on Monday and check out our A++ work on my favorite movie ever!! I also just wanted to come around and say THANK YOU TO: YOU! This has been the busiest month ever for my […]

Categories: 2012, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Giallo, Grindhouse, Isaacs Interviews, The IPC Double Take • Tags: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!, YOU PEOPLE ROCK!!!

THE STAIN REMAINS PT. 16 – DEAR GOD NO!

October 26, 2012 by theipc

Oh man…. well…. it’s been a little under six months since I have borne witness to something awful like this. And by “awful” I mean I can’t unsee what I saw in the last third of this movie. WRONG WRONG NO NO NO WRONG NO NO NO. I was putting up with the terrible, terrible, terrible “acting” and almost enjoying the amusing murdering of everyone this gang of bikers comes across, but then this went to places I can’t type on here […]

Categories: Grindhouse, Most Unclean • Tags: My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING CINEMA SCHMINEMA: DUST UP (2012)

October 12, 2012 by theipc

I’ve been getting kind of lucky when it comes to the “new” things I’ve been renting… DUST UP is all kinds of wonderful! When I started watching this the other day, I immediately thought of our friend CINEMA SCHMINEMA as we have a mutual love for many things like RUBBER and BLOOD CAR. Not only does this evoke memories of those two movies but this also had a chick in there who made me think “where have I seen this […]

Categories: 2012, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, The IPC Double Take • Tags: Aaron Gaffey, Amber Benson, Caileigh Scott, Devin Barry, Dust Up 2012 Movie Review, Francheska Bardacke, Jeremiah Birkett, Leigh Anne Bush, Pretty Awesome, Travis Betz, Ward Roberts

KILLER NUN (1979) TWO TOP HATS

October 10, 2012 by theipc

The cover to this movie is rather OCD upsetting so let’s go with this picture of a nun in a gas mask and mention the real cover later. Killer Nun…. you know this really isn’t a bad Nunsploitation movie… it’s just… kind of… not awesome…. This could have totally used some more Nunsploiting or some more blood or some more action or some more skin and less high pitched screaming and eye acting to me. I will say that I […]

Categories: 70s, Grindhouse, Two Top Hats • Tags: Anita Ekberg, Boobs, Crazy Nuns!!, Italian Horror, Joe Dallesandro, Killer Nun 1979 Movie Review, Lou Castel, Nerina Montagnani, Paola Morra, Suor Omicidi

THE VICTIM (2011) FOUR TOP HATS

September 21, 2012 by theipc

Good and Most Beloved Readers, the main IPC-BOT might be a little busy this weekend so – here’s tomorrow’s post today! I also thought this might be worth putting out if you’re looking for something to rent for pizza and beer Friday – see you next week!! When I saw that Michael Biehn was IN this I just kind of glanced over what it was about and blindly clicked rent. When it came on and I paid attention and I […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Grindhouse • Tags: Boobs, Dana Daurey, Danielle Harris, Denny Kirkwood, Grindhouse, Jennifer Blanc, Michael Biehn, Ryan Honey, The Victim 2011 Movie Review

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE – IN # 9: DRIVE – IN MASSACRE (1977) THREE SEALS AND CROFTS RECORDS

September 5, 2012 by theipc

I used to LOVE Seals and Crofts back when I was a kid. I remember sitting around in my room at whatever apartment my mom and I were living in at the time and putting one of their albums on the old record player and listening to the whole thing over and over. This and some Alan Parsons Project. And Queen! WHAT! Aw shit! Every time I hear a “SaC” song it fills me with sweet nostalgia of different times; times when […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse • Tags: 1970s, Catherine Barkley, Douglas Gudbye, Drive - In Massacre Movie Review, Drive In, Germy the Geek, Jacqueline Giroux, John F. Goff, Verkina Flower

ANYONE OUT THERE WANNA HELP ME WRITE A MOVIE????

August 26, 2012 by theipc

So here’s the thing. A few years ago my friend “Lem” and his pal got a wild hair and started writing a screenplay for their idea, a western that has finally found an agent and is preparing to go to kickstarter to appeal for funding. YAY!! GO GO GO!! But I am jealous and sad that mine ran out of steam. That same year, I started mine and actually came up with an idea for a trilogy and spent months […]

Categories: Grindhouse, Slasher

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE – IN # 8: SLASHED DREAMS (1975) TWO CIGARETTE ADS

August 8, 2012 by theipc

Do you remember these bad boys? Alluring and seductive models giving you an “I will give you sex” look or butch, handsome and mustachioed men and their moose knuckles looking into the camera and letting you know that everything will be better in the sack if we smoke some Camel straights? I think they banned these a couple of decades ago, but I don’t read many magazines any longer so I haven’t really noticed. In either case, fire it up if that’s what you […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse • Tags: Anne Lockhart, Kathrine Baumann, Peter Hooten, Robert Englund, Skinny Dipping, Slashed Dreams Movie Review, Sunburst Movie Review

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER

August 3, 2012 by theipc

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should ever come across this page – I say to you THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I am actually, kind of, finding it hard to talk about how much I liked this. This has everything I’ve ever […]

Categories: Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Amazing, Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Movie Review, Chris Staviski, Christopher Raff, David C. Hayes, Deborah Venegas, Drive In, Elissa Dowling, Fucking Awesome, Grindhouse, Ivet Corvea, Jay Fields, Jeff Dylan Graham, Jessica Sonneborn, Matthew Aidan, One of my Favorite Movies, Reggie Bannister, Ron Jeremy, Tim Sullivan, Troy Guthrie, Very Gory, Vito Trabucco

GIALLORAMA! COLD EYES OF FEAR (1971) TWO TOP HATS

July 30, 2012 by theipc

Well hmmm… When I put this thing in, understanding that this was made in 1971, I was surprised that the first thing to come on screen was a modern video of a goth looking vampire woman fondling some enormous, naked boobs from behind and biting the poor girl’s neck. Then, the girl is writhing on some slab and the vampire is under her letting her blood drip in her mouth and then the words REDEMPTION PRESENTS grace the screen and […]

Categories: 70s, Giallo, Grindhouse, Two Top Hats • Tags: 1970s, Cold Eyes of Fear Movie Review, Frank Wolff, Giovanna Ralli, Italian Giallo, Karin Schubert, Lots of Yelling, Not Very Bloody, Not Very Exciting

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE – IN # 7: NAKED MASSACRE (1976) TWO PINTOS

July 25, 2012 by theipc

I kind of struggled with how to go about this particular write up since I liked the previous efforts in this Drive – In series and had fun thinking up 70s memorabilia, but I didn’t care too much for Naked Massacre and wanted to come up with something from the 70s that I didn’t like. I don’t really remember Pintos so much (my first car was a ’77 Buick Century {damn you K.C. for ruining my ride!!!!!!}) but I remember […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse, I'm Stupid, Slasher • Tags: Boresville, Born For Hell Movie Review, Carole Laure, Christine Boisson, Debra Berger, Drive In, Ely Galleani, Leonora Fani, Mathieu Carrière, Naked Massacre Movie Review, Not Very Exciting, Old Boobs

GIALLORAMA! VIRGIN KILLER? (1978) THREE TOP HATS

July 20, 2012 by theipc

I understand marketing and making the product a better sell somewhere else, but it’s kind of hard to track down the 30 year histories of some of these older movies. In the package this came in, this is called TRAUMA but when I look it up on IMDB it’s called VIRGIN KILLER and I also see it out there as VIRGIN TERROR and, obviously, RINGS OF BLOOD. So I guess I’ll go with a little bit of this: Or, we […]

Categories: 70s, Giallo, Grindhouse, Three Top Hats • Tags: 1970s, Boobs, Christine Kaufmann, Fabio Testi, Fausta Avelli, Intrigue, Italian Giallo, Rings of Blood Movie Review, Silvia Aguilar, Trauma (1978) Movie Review, Virgin Killer Movie Review, Virgin Terror Movie Review

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 6: DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984) FOUR “KEEP ON TRUCKIN’” SHIRTS

July 18, 2012 by theipc

To The Good and Nostalgic Reader: you already KNOW I had that shirt when I was a kid. I remember it so well – I remember my dad got it for me and I asked him what it meant and he said something like “It means to be a good boy and do your work so you don’t get spanked”, or something to that effect. My motto has always been to take it easy and let’s not get uptight and don’t panic […]

Categories: 80s, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Belinda Mayne, Don't Open Till Christmas Movie Review, Drive In, Edmund Purdom, Keep on Truckin, Kelly Baker, Santa Killer, Slasher, The 80s

GIALLORAMA! BLOOD AND BLACK LACE (1964) THREE TOP HATS

July 6, 2012 by theipc

HMMMMMMMMM…. so I ordered this up in the way that I do things, bored and full of beer, and when I got it I showed it to Mary and she said something like “OOOOO the 60s!!” and I thought “uh oh…”. I don’t have anything against the 60s except for fashion in general but, when it comes to movies and shit from that period, I can never really get into them, mostly because of the noises (sound effects and the […]

Categories: 60s, Giallo, Grindhouse, Three Top Hats • Tags: Ariana Gorini, Blood and Black Lace Movie Review, Cameron Mitchell, Dante DiPaolo, Eva Bartok, Francesca Ungaro, Italian Giallo, Lea Lander, Mario Bava, Not Very Bloody, Not Very Exciting

July 4th! Break out the sparklers and head to the Drive – In for SAVAGE WEEKEND!

July 4, 2012 by theipc

Well, we’ve made it to the second half of the year and, while it’s getting WAY too fucking hot, we’re still hanging in there. I hope everyone has had a decent first half of 2012 and I am keeping my fingers crossed the Mayans were wrong and we’ll still be around for 2013 – I mean, come on, HELLO STAR TREK 2!! Anyway, for those Good and Not From The U.S. Readers, July 4th is a national holiday where we […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Holidays, Slasher • Tags: 1970s, Boobs, Caitlin O'Heaney, Christopher Allport, Drive In, Marilyn Hamlin, Savage Weekend Movie Review, Slasher, William Sanderson

GIALLORAMA! SHORT NIGHT OF GLASS DOLLS (1971) THREE TOP HATS

June 29, 2012 by theipc

Now that I have gotten older, I am not likely to take risks like I used to (jumping off a cliff into the ocean, climbing the old, haunted, abandoned water plant smokestack and sitting on the rim drinking beer, going into the old, haunted, abandoned hospital morgue, etc., etc.) but I have to take a couple of risks this weekend so, if I don’t make it back (lol) I am warning threatening advising early that I am putting out a couple of […]

Categories: 70s, Giallo, Grindhouse, Three Top Hats • Tags: Barbara Bach, Ingrid Thulin, Italian Giallo, Jean Sorel, Mario Adorf, Not Very Exciting, Short Night of Glass Dolls Movie Review

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 4: SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT (1974) FOUR ‘ALL OR NOTHING’ FOUNTAIN DRINKS

June 27, 2012 by theipc

Technically, when we would run to the concession building and get one of these, we called them “suicides” but I don’t know if that’s an appropriate word to use in our new, sensitive age we live in. The concept was this: pay for your cup, dip this cup into the ice bin (forsaking the scoop and getting whatever was on our hands {dirt, mud, tar from the parking lot, sugar, whatever was on the floor board, etc} in the ice) […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Slasher, Thriller • Tags: Astrid Heeren, Bloody Night Movie Review, Drive In, Fran Stevens, hopelessly insane, Insane Asylum, James Patterson, John Carradine, Mary Woronov, Silent Night, Slasher

GIALLORAMA! WHO SAW HER DIE? (1972) FOUR TOP HATS

June 22, 2012 by theipc

WHAT? I thought this was fantastic! When I was first thinking about this, before I started watching, the general consensus I found out there was that this was “not very good”, “boring” and the lead – George Lazenby – “sucked”. We all have our own opinions, of course, but I disagree with those poo-pooers. I liked this from the first five minutes, through the credits and all the way through, for that matter. I liked the kid, the dad, the mom, I […]

Categories: 70s, Four Top Hats, Giallo, Grindhouse • Tags: 1970s, Aldo Lado, Anita Strindberg, George Lazenby, Italian Giallo, Nicoletta Elmi, Rosemarie Lindt, Thrustiness, Who Saw Her Die? Movie Review

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 3: DEVIL TIMES FIVE (1974) FOUR 8 TRACK CASSETTES

June 20, 2012 by theipc

A lot of folks my age (that I talk to about this) seem to really regress and get nostalgic to the sound of a vinyl record player belting out anything (scratch scritch scratch) and I do too but, to me, there’s something even more awesome: listening to some Allman Brothers or Dr. Hook or Alan Parsons Project on my old 8 TRACKS! (yes I have a working 8 track-playing console stereo that I got at an estate sale). There’s nothing analog-oly finer […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse • Tags: 1970s, Carolyn Stellar, Devil Times Five Movie Review, Drive In, Gail Smale, Joan McCall, Leif Garrett, Peopletoys Movie Review, Psychotic Kids, Sorrell Booke, Taylor Lacher

THE SINFUL DWARF (1973) ONE TOP HAT

June 15, 2012 by theipc

O M G This movie was awful. For reals. No lies. I thought I was ordering a Giallo when I beeredly queued this up and then when I got it I noticed it was some sort of Danish film (those crazy Danes) but I thought I’d give it a shot anyway. It’s not like I wish I could unsee it (like American Maniacs) and my eyes aren’t burning, but it was just not very good whatsoever. I mean – the sound was absolutely terrible […]

Categories: 70s, Grindhouse, I'm Stupid, One Top Hat • Tags: Anne Sparrow, Clara Keller, The Sinful Dwarf Movie Review, Tony Eades, Torben Bille

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 2: DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT (1973) FOUR GIANT PICKLES

June 13, 2012 by theipc

The intro: I remember going to the concession “stand” back in the day, ordering up a giant pickle, paying for it and then – yep – reaching my hand into the jug and pulling one out. No tongs, no Purell – just my hand, some brine and a pickle as big as a Diet Coke can. Rock on 70s!! This is issue number 2 of Let’s Sneak In To the Drive In and I really liked this one too. It’s […]

Categories: 70s, Drive - In, Grindhouse • Tags: Betty Chandler, Bill McGhee, Boobs, Camilla Carr, Don't Look in the Basement (1973) Movie Review, Drive In, Gene Ross, hopelessly insane, Insane Asylum, Jessie Lee Fulton, Rosie Holotik, The Forgotten (1973) Movie Review

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