Category Archives: Population Sample

SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 10: The Worst of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

May 10, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO Even if you’re not familiar with the names Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, you’re probably familiar with the diarrhea the spray all over cinema screens every so often. They’re the troglodytes responsible for anal discharges known as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck (and be on the lookout for the hilarious upcoming The Starving Games!!). They’re essentially the lowest common denominator in film. Every one of their […]

Categories: 2013, HUH???, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Population Sample, SHITFEST 2013! • Tags: Alyson Hannigan, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, J-Lo, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Meet the Spartans, No Boobs, Samuel L Jackson, SHITFEST 2013!, Snakes on a Plane, Vampires Suck

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987) ~ LEG WARMERS, BUSHY EYEBROWS, BAD DREAMS AND….. DOKKEN

March 2, 2013 by theipc

I have come out here before and admitted that I have never seen many of these movies. I remember my mom and I went to see the first one in the theater and sometime later in my life SCROTEY and I watched the second one on video tape at his mom’s house. I honestly don’t know why but I never saw any of the others until I watched the remake on cable last year, which I didn’t hate – but I think […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: #chrisfilmhipster, @CineKatz, @Fogsmoviereview, @MarkusMarakai, @Tysoncarter, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Craig Wasson, DOKKEN!!!, Dreams and Shit, Fedoras, Filmhipster, Freddy Krueger, Heather Langenkamp, Jennifer Rubin, John Saxon, Laurence Fishburne, Patricia Arquette, Penelope Sudrow, Robert Englund, Rockin with Dokken, Silly, Slasher

HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES

February 25, 2013 by theipc

I don’t know if anyone else has seen this, and I don’t know if anyone’s going to believe me, but this movie was ALL KINDS OF FUN!! Probably, if anyone else has had the pleasure of seeing this at some point in their life – they’ll probably disagree with me but I thought this was a great example of 80′s slasher material with big hair, bushy eyebrows, boobs, tiaras, zombies - solid acting for a movie like this – boobs (what??), blood, […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Beth Gondek, Beverley Hendry, Big Hair and Bushy Eyebrows, Bloody Fun and I Mean That, Boobs, Bruce Pittman, Butts, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Movie Review, Judy Mahbey, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira, Michael Ironside, Prom Night Franchise, Prom Night Sequel, Terri Hawkes, Wendy Lyon

THE WRONG TURN PENTOLOGY

February 6, 2013 by theipc

Howdy and welcome to another version of what I like to refer to as a “Population Sample” or – all of the movies of a franchise in one place. If you were eager to see some of the others I’ve done, to the left and under the beautiful header picture, there’s a link to the POPULATION SAMPLES page. Some of them are long reads but I would only LOVE IT if you’d check them out (looks like I need to […]

Categories: Cannibal Bastards, Nothing, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Three Top Hats, Two Top Hats • Tags: Aleksa Palladino, Ali Tataryn, Amy Lennox, Awful, Bloody Beginnings, Camilla Arfwedson, Cannibalism, Crystal Lowe, Daniella Alonso, Dean Armstrong, Desmond Harrington, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Emma Clifford, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Erica Leerhsen, Guts, Henry Rollins, Insane Asylum, Janet Montgomery, Jennifer Pudavick, Jeremy Sisto, Joe Lynch, Kaitlyn Leeb, Kevin Zegers, Kimberly Caldwell, let's not eat each other - ok??, Lindy Booth, Louise Cliffe, Rorelee Tio, Roxanne McKee, Samantha Kendrick, Simon Ginty, Steve Braun, Tenika Davis, Terra Vnesa, Texas Battle, Three Fingers, Three Toes, Tom Frederic, Victor Zinck Jr., Wayne Robson, West Virginia Hillbillies, Wrong Turn 2 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 3 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 4 Movie Review, Wrong Turn 5 Movie Review, Wrong Turn Movie Review

WHAT THE HELL?: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988) THREE STICKPINS

January 23, 2013 by theipc

Well, Good and Most Beloved Readers, if you read my post about the FIRST ONE, you’ll recall that I have never seen any of the sequels, so I went into this pretty blind so, if you’re a big fan of this franchise, please don’t hate me if I don’t like them very much – I didn’t grow up with them like I did the HALLOWEENs or the FRIDAYs. I DO have to report that I liked this one more than […]

Categories: 80s, Cenobites, Population Sample, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Ashley Laurence, Barbie Wilde, Boobs, Cenobites, Clare Higgins, Doug Bradley, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 Hellbound, Hellraiser Franchise, Imogen Boorman, Kenneth Cranham, Pinhead, Very Bloody

HELLRAISER (1987) THREE STICKPINS

January 2, 2013 by theipc

Is this considered a Classic?? Am I a heretic because I didn’t love it? To my defense – I saw this in the theater with ole LIL PEE PEE back when it came out and, while I don’t remember his reaction, I wasn’t that impressed. In fact I was so not-that-impressed that I have never seen ANY of the sequels. What – are there eight sequels? Nine with that new one? Anyway – I have been wanting to do another […]

Categories: 80s, Cenobites, Four Top Hats, Population Sample, Very Gory • Tags: Andrew Robinson, Ashley Laurence, Cenobites, Clare Higgins, Clive Barker, Hellraiser 1987 Movie Review, Hellraiser Franchise, Pinhead, Sean Chapman, Very Gory

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

October 31, 2012 by theipc

YAY HALLOWEEN!!! I know our little community of horror bloggers likes horror movies and like the exciting possibility of seeing something that might give us a rise in our blood pressure. I know those are hard to come by these days so I thought I would put something out here for today’s post and see if I can get any responses. SO: What’s the most scared you’ve ever been??? Here’s mine – I don’t remember the exact summer (the year) but I […]

Categories: 2012, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Holidays, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Halloween! Ghosts! Beasts! Demons! Murder! BOO!

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012) THREE TOP HATS

October 19, 2012 by theipc

Here’s some more thoughts for the day in case you’re looking to get out of your house and head to the cineplex for a Talkie. Well, I suppose I should start off this way. When I have to listen to or read about constant hype for ANYTHING it usually puts me off and makes me not want to have anything to do with whatever product everyone is saying I have to go see or try or eat or listen to. […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Population Sample, Three Top Hats • Tags: A Cat in the Cupboard!, Demons, Found Footage, Ghosts, Kathryn Newton, Katie Featherston, Paranormal Activity 4 Movie Review

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (5): RAVE TO THE GRAVE (2005) ONE SHITTY TOP HAT

July 10, 2012 by theipc

Just when you thought it couldn’t ever get any worse for the series that started off with one of my favorite movies ever, here comes the poor, sad, terrible, mother fucker that is this horrible, horrible movie. I thought 4 was terrible and it had to get better because we all learn from our mistakes, right? Well, please take my word for it that this is a real piece of shit and this merits nothing and you will never benefit from seeing […]

Categories: I'm Stupid, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Zombies • Tags: Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, An Affront to the Industry, Cory Hardrict, Fucking Awful, Jenny Mollen, John Keefe, Pretty Stupid, Return of the Living Dead (5): Rave to the Grave Movie Review, Terrible

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (4) NECROPOLIS (2005) ONE TOP HAT

June 19, 2012 by theipc

In my quest to complete the entire Return of the Living Dead movies, I came face to face with an Evil Serpent coiled up in the weeds, hissing at me: this movie. How do I put this? Hmmm…. Hmmmmm….. this movie is a real piece of shit. All the way around. I have to admit that I knew that going in to doing this collection but I had hoped that maybe this was better than I remembered (whiskey). The answer […]

Categories: I'm Stupid, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Zombies • Tags: Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Cory Hardrict, Jana Kramer, Misery, Peter Coyote, Return of the Living Dead 4 Movie Review, Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis Movie Review, Terrible, This Sucked, Trioxin

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) FOUR TOP HATS

May 24, 2012 by theipc

I got nostalgic the other day when I was watching Alien and I beered up some older movies that I loved from when I was a kid so I’ll be writing about some of my old faves (maybe) frequently here. When I moved “Assault” up to position one I beeredly thought – “hey why don’t I do a tribute page to John Carpenter??? I can do it!” and then queued up a bunch of his older movies. So, I am going to […]

Categories: 70s, Four Top Hats, John Carpenter, Population Sample • Tags: Assault on Precinct 13 1976 Movie Review, Austin Stoker, Charles Cyphers, Darwin Johnston, John Carpenter, Kim Richards, Laurie Zimmer, Loved It, Martin West, Nancy Kyes, Napoleon Wilson, Policeman Ethan Bishop, Tony Burton

Holiday Theme 8 – March 22nd

March 22, 2012 by theipc

March 22nd – William Shatner’s birthday! What better way to celebrate The Shat than to revisit the Halloween franchise?? We all know that the original Myers mask was a spray painted Captain Kirk face from a Halloween costume – so how else could anyone not enjoy the anniversary of The Shat making his presence known to the world?? There’s been ten of these movies, so, if The Reader doesn’t have time to sit down and watch ~20 straight hours of […]

Categories: 70s, 80s, Holidays, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: All of the Halloween Movies Reviewed, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Michael Myers

THE SLEEPAWAY CAMP QUADRILOGY

March 2, 2012 by theipc

in memory of Butch Lytle SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) TWO TOP HATS I want to be fair to this movie and the people that made it and the fans – I never saw this thing until just the other day and I didn’t really like it but I am sure I would have if I had seen it thirty years ago when I was a kid. I am sure this would fill me with nostalgia like some of the others I have gone on […]

Categories: 80s, Population Sample, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Angela Johnson, Ass in Face, Boobs, Death by Curling Iron, Death by Firecracker, Death by Garbage Truck, Death by Toilet, Desiree Gould, Felissa Rose, Happy Camper Song, Haynes Brooke, Isaac Hayes, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Katherine Kamhi, Pamela Springsteen, Purple Nurple, Renee Estevez, Return to Sleepaway Camp, Sleepaway Camp, Teenage Wasteland, The Duke of New York, The Most Irritating Character Ever, The Sleepaway Camp Movies Reviewed, Unhappy Campers

GUEST REVIEW! – SPRING BREAK MASSACRE

February 4, 2012 by theipc

Since I have been doing this, back in the iWeb days (before they shut it down) – when I have talked about this movie blog – I have always encouraged “submissions” and everyone I talked to, I guess, has been too shy and no one has ever sent me anything. Since I changed to the goodness here at WordPress, I have had a little more attention and, finally, have a guest submission. I will happily take submissions – just email me – and I’ll read […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Guest Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Spring Break Massacre, Spring Break Massacre movie review, TGOGTSBPOOBO

POPULATION SAMPLE 3: “THE GROUP OF GIRLS TRAPPED SOMEWHERE BEING PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE” SUB-GENRE

August 26, 2011 by theipc

THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982): THREE POWER DRILLS Coming out on the heels of Friday the 13th and Halloween, this promised to be a send up of lingerie clad young teenage hotties holed up for the “slumber party”, taking off their clothes, singing and pillow fighting before the perverted madman shows up to kill them all, seeing who can survive the night! This was the “original” as far as I can tell, that spawned two sequels and numerous copycats. Made […]

Categories: 70s, 80s, Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Briana Evigan, Cheerleader Camp, Hard to Die, Hockstetter, House on Sorority Row, Leif Garrett, Movie Review, Rumor Willis, Slumber Party Massacre, Sorority House Massacre, Sorority Row, Spirit Camp, Spring Break Massacre

POPULATION SAMPLE 2: THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES:

August 22, 2011 by theipc

I loved all of these movies growing up, so this is going to be especially fun re-watching these. Michael Myers (also known as The Shape) used to give me nightmares. I loved how he was always skulking around in the background, his white mask slowly coming into the picture, chiaroscuro style. I also liked these the most because they didn’t try to be comical, they were always dark and atmospheric, no one- liners that ruined scenes. I remember there were […]

Categories: 70s, 80s, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: All of the Halloween Movies Reviewed, Donald Pleasance, Halloween, Halloween 10, Halloween 2, Halloween 3, Halloween 4, Halloween 5, Halloween 6, Halloween 7, Halloween 8, Halloween 9, Halloween Franchise, Halloween Movies, Horror Movies, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Carpenter, Josh Hartnett, LL Cool J Halloween, Michael Myers, Paul Rudd, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, Season of the Witch, Sheri Moon Zombie, The Shat

POPULATION SAMPLE 1: THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES

August 20, 2011 by theipc

These rankings are internally relative to the franchise as a whole (not the overall library of movies). Friday the 13th (1980) 3 Hockey Masks (instead of Top Hats) Mostly because it scared the beejezus out of my friend Jason and I (I think it was Jason, I would hate to incriminate him in the following crime) when we snuck into the theater it was in. I watched it again a year or so later on VHS and it did the trick […]

Categories: 70s, 80s, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Every Friday the 13th Movie Reviewed in One Place, Friday the 13th Movies, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Slasher

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)