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Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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True or False Trivia: Memento

April 18, 2013 by theipc

Reblogged from Hard Ticket to Home Video: One of the fascinating pieces of trivia below is true*, the other is false. Do YOU know which is which? Today’s trivia is brought to you by Eric from The IPC, and it’s a real stumper! Eric is a master of movie trivia and uses Liquid-Plumr to brush his teeth because he says he’s “onto something.” Enjoy! Memento (2000) Read more… 150 more words Hey everybody – one of my favorite things I […]

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Top 5: Time Travel Movies

April 4, 2013 by theipc

Reblogged from filmguidedublin: In this edition I’m  joined by Eric from the ipc as we countdown our Top 5 Time Travel Movies. Eric’s Top 5 Time Travel Movies: The types of movies I watch aren’t normally very mainstream, so when Dean asked me to participate in this fantastic feature and I selected Time Travel, I got a little worried that I was expected to talk about the real popular ones like Back to the Future or The Time Machine. Read more… 1,259 […]

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SOMEONE’S NAPPING!! : )

March 7, 2013 by theipc

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attention – sorry

August 28, 2012 by theipc

  Hey – I know I interact with a bunch of you every now and then and if you’ve ever sent me anything to that “rocketmail” address, I would have never received it. I think I figured out today that everything I send through the yahoo web client was being sent from “rocketmail” and if you were kind enough to reply, I would never have gotten it. Several months ago some asshole hacked my email and sent a message to […]

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Memorial Day!

May 28, 2012 by theipc

Memorial Day for me brings back memories of my Gramps taking us out to the lake every year for cooking and swimming and drinking Shastas and sleeping in a sleeping bag on the ground and him complaining about those fucking pot smoking hippies that always seemed to be lingering around nearby in their cut off jean shorts and long hair. Well those days are long gone and I miss my grandparents but that’s what we have memories for, right? And […]

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THE IPC STAFF

May 10, 2012 by theipc

A couple of weeks ago I made a comment during something or other about the highly skilled and overpaid IPC Art Department and that generated a small amount of good, clean fun and we’re all about creativity and awesomeness here so I thought I’d put together a page introducing the staff in all of their glory. If you check it out you can see how happy they all were to be a part of this excitement and why do I pay them […]

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Public Service Announcement 2

May 7, 2012 by theipc

I am sure The Collective of Beloved Readers all sighed with relief while I took four days off from writing up anything – and maybe even got out and did a little maypole dancing, or tornado evading, or Arts Festival(s) attending, or streaking the local bar or something like that but I got a shot in my spine this morning and I am feeling back to normal (finally) so I have returned to threaten harass displease scare write some words up about this […]

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if anyone is interested…

April 23, 2012 by theipc

I have another site that I don’t spend much time at – it’s a “written word conclusions” type of thing that I rarely get around to messing with but I just finished reading a book called UNHOLY NIGHT (an alternative take on the birth of the messiah) by Seth Grahame-Smith and wrote about it. While I was out there I finally decided to “publish” one of my short stories since no one else will – bastards – so I stuck […]

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One True Stain

April 11, 2012 by theipc

As is my M.O., I am usually pretty slow getting around to things – meaning that I have wanted to write about this some time now but slowly and surely forgot – but I got to work today and hung up my drippy rain jacket and saw this thing that I wanted to mention for months. Earlier this year The Good and Benevolent Reader may remember my venture into the MRI machine to see what was wrong with my aching […]

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GIALLORAMA! THE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WINDOWS (1976) THREE TOP HATS

March 29, 2012 by theipc

Well – now that this is over I can say that, without a doubt, I sure didn’t see THAT end coming. Wow – nice! Now that I am fully enthralled with this genre of movies and plan to keep on trucking with them, I think I can postulate that this isn’t like many of the others (to be sure: I have only seen five), in which: it has no nudity, a very low body count, it isn’t really that “weird’ […]

Categories: 70s, Giallo, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Uncategorized • Tags: Buono Legnani, Francesca Marciano, Italian Giallo, Lino Capolicchio, The House With Laughing Windows Movie Review

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Alt Angst Image

March 13, 2012 by theipc

Since this movie is certainly not very good, why spend a couple of hours making this alternative poster for the man-eating womb movie? Well – because I couldn’t even stand the only other one I could find (I’ll replace it very soon with this).  I tried to keep the imagery of the actual “act of murder” simple enough without  being too, um, explicit, since this is kind of a weird topic.  Good fun – enjoy!

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The Stain Remains / Most Unclean

March 11, 2012 by theipc

For those of you who get some laughs out of the Most Unclean page (Wicked Lake anyone?) – well – and for myself – I spent some time today making my own “logo” for the Most Unclean instances instead of using that old Google image of what is probably wine on a carpet square. While the designing process was pretty frustrating, in the end, I am happy with the end product and I think it represents what I feel is: “The […]

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The Professional -

March 10, 2012 by theipc

For a while now I have been thinking about adding a new aspect to this thing I do – as well as add some more intellectual output to my life – in the vein of making my own posters based on my thoughts of the movie (or TV show, I suppose) that I just witnessed. Not only have I been put off by the price of graphic design software but I also have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with […]

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ANGST (2003) TWO TOP HATS

March 6, 2012 by theipc

no. no. no. no. NO. NO. NO. NO! No. No. No. I can’t like this movie. NO. NO. NO. NO Eric NO. This horribly acted, horribly shot, horribly put together movie about a girl’s Hoo-Haw that eats people?? NO. NO. NO. Most Unclean. No. NO. What? This kind of got entertaining towards the end? What? No. Wait. NO What?? Oh man. Is that really one of my favorite songs (Lacuna Coil’s “Swamped”) playing over the end credits? NO! I feel bad for […]

Categories: Uncategorized, Two Top Hats • Tags: Boobs, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Angst (2003) Movie Review, Fiona Horsey, Dennis Conway, Twisted Sisters, The Chambermaid

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FEBRUARY 29TH

February 29, 2012 by theipc

Good morning! February 29th.. this day only comes around every four years, so what better way to celebrate this Strange Day than with the very strange “STRANGE GIRLS“? This is a very bizarre, low budget, well acted (for the most part), probably-not-Hi-Def-rendered movie if you can find it but, I think, if you check it out, you won’t be disappointed in what you see. You should check out the review and try and gauge your opinion and while I think […]

Categories: Holidays, Uncategorized • Tags: Angela Berliner, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jordana Berliner, Movie Review, Rona Mark, Strange Girls Movie Review, That's What You Get for Chewing Gum

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THE INAUGURAL “SHINING I” AWARDS!

February 26, 2012 by theipc

While all of those other guys are having big, I don’t know,  ”get togethers” honoring the industry, The IPC-Academy has decided to put out our own list of award winners for the first time. It should certainly be stated that not every single movie released in 2011 was seen with these eyes, considering there’s a particular type of film we focus on here: Horror (the good, the bad, the terrible and the Most Unclean), Thriller and the occasional mainstream job […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Movie Award Ceremony, The Shining I Awards

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ASH WEDNESDAY

February 22, 2012 by theipc

 (no offense intended) The beginning of Lent for a whole lot of people; the day to repent one’s sins and faults. What better way to express your penitence than to cast your eyes on a very well made movie called EXORCISMUS? It’s got it all: Old Scratch, the cloth, teens acting up, Pinhead himself Doug Bradley as a priest. The camera work is excellent, there’s well planned out scenes (soccer ball, kitchen, hello), cool sound effects, good make up effects. […]

Categories: Holidays, Uncategorized • Tags: Exorcismus Movie Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Sophie Vavasseur, Stephen Billington

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THE STAIN REMAINS pt. 13 – THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE MASSACRE

February 21, 2012 by theipc

Added the awful The Slaughterhouse Massacre to the Most Unclean list…. Sorry Slaughterhouse Massacre…

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: An Affront to the Industry, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Shaila Viadya, The Slaughterhouse Massacre Movie Review

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THE BIRDS

February 20, 2012 by theipc

While this isn’t a motion picture review, I thought I would write a few words about the horror that is: trying to get into the building at work during Canadian Goose mating season, which must have been the inspiration for Hitchcock’s “The Birds” (1963). Every year these bastard geese start getting it on all over the place, shitting everywhere and then spend weeks trying to find a place to nest.  They come in swarms of about thirty or forty and they all fight and squawk […]

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

February 14, 2012 by theipc

Valentine’s Day – the day we share our undying love with our soul mates. What better way to show him or her how much you love them than to pop open a 50 year old bottle of wine or scotch, cook up a nice dinner and fire up the My Bloody Valentine remake.  Just imagine how much fun he or she will have watching a guy in a miner’s outfit showing how much he cares about undying love as he […]

Categories: Holidays, Uncategorized • Tags: Isaacs Picture Conclusions, My Bloody Valentine 3D Movie Review, Tom Adkins

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THE STAINS REMAIN

February 10, 2012 by theipc

I added a couple of stinkers (GUTTERBALLS & BUTTCRACK) to the Most Unclean page today. Wes – if you look at it, I think you’ll appreciate one of them.

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: An Affront to the Industry, Awful, Bowling Ball Killer, Buttcrack Movie, Gutterballs Movie, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

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ISAACS EXCREMENT: MY TEN WORST MOVIES OF 2011

January 16, 2012 by theipc

I was inspired by another movie reviewer, who put out his favorite Top Ten Movies of 2011, and, since I am relatively new to all of this, I wanted to do something similar, but not copy, so the two of us here at the IPC thought that we’d put out our “Ten Worst of 2011″. Since we are not some syndicate, we didn’t see every single movie put out in 2011, but I looked through 800 of the 8,134 listed […]

Categories: Found Footage, Movie Reviews, One Top Hat, Thriller, Two Top Hats, Uncategorized • Tags: Bad Teacher, Clash of the Titans (Remake), conan the barbarian, Conan the Barbarian 2011, Hillary Swank, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Megan is Missing, Occupant, Quarantine 2. POTC. On Stranger Tides, The Dilemma, The Last Exorcism, The Resident, These Movies Sucked, Thumbs Down, Top Ten List of Worst Movies

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ONE NOTE:

January 10, 2012 by theipc

For  the three or four human beings on Earth that look at my Doctor Who musings, I had a failure to launch on the “Horror of Fang Rock” episode (my DVD was broken) so I went with a post-MRI, serial iTunes “Underworld” (above, in the menu) and it wasn’t too bad. Not the best, not the worst, fun as The Classic Series can be, but there are much better (and worse) episodes out there. Hopefully we get back to some […]

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ISAACS HORROR STORY P. TWO – THE CONCLUSION – TWO TOP HATS

January 10, 2012 by theipc

Well, they got me in to the “open MRI” machine today, which was a shitload easier, even though It was still cramped, but this time I had headphones and my head was hanging out the top, so I could look out a window – upside down style – so it was bearable. If you need to do this, and are as claustrophobic as me (which I don’t consider myself “too bad”) this is the way to go. I am sure […]

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