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An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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PONTYPOOL (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

April 22, 2013 by theipc

This is kind of a neat, different sort of horror. It takes place (almost) entirely inside a radio station at the bottom of what I think is an old church. But the interesting thing about this is that most of the horror action is happening outside and the three radio employees are getting info on what’s going on in a small, Canadian town called Pontypool by people calling in, eyewitnesses who are screaming, yelling, and talking about people getting eaten, […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: Georgina Reilly, Grant Mazzy, I Need To Shave, Language Virus, Leather Cowboy Hats, Movie Review, Pontypool Movie, Sadly - No Boobs, Small Cast, Stephen McHattie, Zombies

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ISAACS ARCANUM: THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

February 23, 2013 by theipc

*** (The ARCANUM feature is my attempt to present some of my older write-ups to newer Good and Most Beloved and Precious Readers) THE DEAD OUTSIDE – a good, independent, Scottish, “Zombie” flick – originally published out here on November 28, 2011 and, according to the stats here at WP, has had exactly one hit :  ) . Surprisingly, this also has one Twitter share so one person checked it out and shared on Twitter – I BOW in amore to you, my mystery friend : ) […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: 28 Days Later, Alton Milne, Farmhouse, Horror Movie, Kerry Anne Mullaney, Kris R. Bird, Madness, Plague, Sandra Louise Douglas, Sharon Osdin, The Dead Outside Movie Review, Violence, Virus, Vivienne Harvey, Zombies

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REC3FACEOFF

The Face Off - [REC] 3: Genesis

February 22, 2013 by theipc

Reblogged from Head In A Vice: The rules of The Face Off are simple. There are two teams and we will be discussing one movie – 3: Genesis. Read more… 2,456 more words Today we present anther exciting installment of the FACE OFF feature at HEAD IN A VICE where two teams of two blog-bots discuss / argue about whether or not a movie is “good” or “bad”. Cortney from MY NERDY PONY and – moi – FACE OFF against […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Zombies

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ISAACS ARCANUM: MAKE OUT WITH VIOLENCE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

December 8, 2012 by theipc

*** (The ARCANUM feature is my attempt to present some of my older write-ups to newer Good and Most Beloved and Precious Readers) The first time I watched this, I was really unimpressed. Then, somehow, the movie reviewer from the local “artsy” newspaper read my  write up and emailed me about how this was one of his favorite movies of the year. So we had a nice exchange and he actually encouraged me to keep on writing and that was kind of awesome. Anyway, I watched it […]

Categories: Isaacs Arcanum, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: Amanda Bailey, Anne Haran, Brett Miller, Cody DeVos, Eric Lehning, Isaacs Arcanum, Leah High, Make Out With Violence Movie Review, No Making Out, No Violence, Shellie Marie Shartzer, Tia Shearer, Zombies

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DOD

DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

September 6, 2012 by theipc

First off I have to (once again) thank CINEMA SCHMINEMA for this awesome recommendation!! When she first came around and started going on and on about things like  BLOOD CAR (here’s my BLOOD CAR) and BUTTCRACK, I thought – this chica is plumb loco! Maybe she is plumb loco but she’s also one of my best bloggy friends ever and I have to give her more props for selling me on striking some more gold with DANCE OF THE DEAD. This thing was […]

Categories: Excitement, Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Becky Biggs, Chandler Darby, Dance of the Dead Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, I Heart Carissa Capobianco, Jared Kusnitz, Laura Wiggins, Michael V. Mammoliti, Randy McDowell, Zoe Myers, Zombies

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DEAD AND BREAKFAST (2004) TWO TOP HATS

August 12, 2012 by theipc

I totally ♥ horror comedies and I totally ♥ super gory things and I totally ♥ zombie movies but for some reason I didn’t like this very much. Did I just not get it? I HATED the rockabilly shit going on throughout it but  even if I get over myself and forget that ever happened, I still didn’t care for much of this. It’s actually been four hours since I wrote those last sentences and reflecting on this movie, I […]

Categories: I'm Stupid, Two Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Bianca Lawson, David Carradine, Dead and Breakfast Movie Review, Diedrich Bader, Erik Palladino, Ever Carradine, Gina Philips, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jeremy Sisto, Miranda Bailey, Oz Perkins, Pretty Bloody, Pretty Stupid, Pretty Sucky

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(REC) 3: GENESIS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

August 6, 2012 by theipc

I’m happy to report back that, after all of the wait for this entry into the series, this was totally worth it, completely bloody, very gory and pretty awesome! If you’re new around here or missed my thoughts on the first two they can be found here: THE DOUBLE FEATURE: (REC) & (REC) 2 Let me start with a couple of things that I really liked about this. 1} A lot of this takes place during the day so we get full-on daylight […]

Categories: 2012, Four Top Hats, Spanish, The Triple Play, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: (REC) 3 Genesis Movie Review, Diego Martín, Javier Botet, Leticia Dolera, Paco Plaza, Pretty Awesome, The (REC) Movie Franchise Reviewed, Very Gory

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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (5): RAVE TO THE GRAVE (2005) ONE SHITTY TOP HAT

July 10, 2012 by theipc

Just when you thought it couldn’t ever get any worse for the series that started off with one of my favorite movies ever, here comes the poor, sad, terrible, mother fucker that is this horrible, horrible movie. I thought 4 was terrible and it had to get better because we all learn from our mistakes, right? Well, please take my word for it that this is a real piece of shit and this merits nothing and you will never benefit from seeing […]

Categories: I'm Stupid, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Zombies • Tags: Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, An Affront to the Industry, Cory Hardrict, Fucking Awful, Jenny Mollen, John Keefe, Pretty Stupid, Return of the Living Dead (5): Rave to the Grave Movie Review, Terrible

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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) TWO TOP HATS

June 26, 2012 by theipc

I’ve spent a few days after watching this trying to determine exactly what it is about this movie that I dislike so much. I mean, I dig Zombie and I really like Devil’s Rejects. I thought Halloween was decent (but 2 sucked ass). This wasn’t too gruesome or anything and it was basically just an hour and a half long music video so, I guess, if I had to pinpoint it, it would probably boil down to the fact that it doesn’t […]

Categories: Two Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Captain Spaulding, Doctor Satan, Erin Daniels, House of 1000 Corpses Movie Review, Jennifer Jostyn, Matthew McGrory, Rainn Wilson, Rob Zombie, Sherri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, The Firefly Family, Tiny, Walton Goggins

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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (4) NECROPOLIS (2005) ONE TOP HAT

June 19, 2012 by theipc

In my quest to complete the entire Return of the Living Dead movies, I came face to face with an Evil Serpent coiled up in the weeds, hissing at me: this movie. How do I put this? Hmmm…. Hmmmmm….. this movie is a real piece of shit. All the way around. I have to admit that I knew that going in to doing this collection but I had hoped that maybe this was better than I remembered (whiskey). The answer […]

Categories: Population Sample, One Top Hat, Zombies, I'm Stupid • Tags: Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Cory Hardrict, Jana Kramer, Misery, Peter Coyote, Return of the Living Dead 4 Movie Review, Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis Movie Review, Terrible, This Sucked, Trioxin

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DEAD SNOW (2009) FOUR TOP HATS

June 5, 2012 by theipc

A long time ago I wrote about one of my favorite movies called THE COTTAGE and if you were intrigued you could check out my thoughts here. The Cottage is a horror comedy and I love it love love it and I had forgotten how much I liked Dead Snow until I watched it again the other day. This is a very, very bloody (intentionally-funny-style) Norwegian send up of Zombie Nazis on top of a snow covered mountain and eight folks […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Ane Dahl Torp, Charlotte Frogner, Dead Snow Movie Review, Evy Kasseth Røsten, Jenny Skavlan, Nazis, Tommy Wirkola, Very Gory, Zombies

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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III (1993) THREE TOP HATS

May 9, 2012 by theipc

In my effort to get all of the ROTLD flicks written up out here, I obviously have to sit through them all and while “2″ was much worse than I remembered, “3″ was actually a lot better than I recalled. But first I have to digress and say that when I was living in the early nineties I thought we were pretty cool and fashionable and had good haircuts but looking at the styles we have on display here from […]

Categories: Three Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: J. Trevor Edmond, Melinda Clark, poo, Return of the Living Dead 3 Movie Review, Sarah Douglas, Trioxin, Zombies

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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2 (1988) TWO TOP HATS

April 23, 2012 by theipc

Well – this movie wasn’t too good but I watched it anyway, to get it on the list. If you’re interested, you could check it out here or on the ROTLD page up above. It’s basically the exact same story as the first one using two of the same actors in the same role as before, even using some of the same lines. While I thought the music used in the first was fucking awesome, I hated the score in […]

Categories: 80s, Two Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: James Karen, Marsha Dietlein, Not Very Exciting, Return of the Living Dead Part 2 Movie Review, Thom Matthews, Trioxin, Zombies

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EASTER

April 7, 2012 by theipc

(I know this is a little early U.S.-style, but I’m going to be pretty busy tomorrow) Ahhhh… Easter. The day millions of good people gather around, do some worshipping, do some fancy eating and maybe send the kids after some vinegar-dyed eggs in celebration of The Big Resurrection.  Here at the IPC, if you haven’t noticed, the brain works a little differently, so the way I went about this was to Resurrect my personal favorite Resurrection(s) and revisit my favorite Resurrected folks […]

Categories: Five Top Hats, Holidays, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: a pre-Feast wicked-ass-awesome Clu Galager, “The Trioxin Theme” by Francis Haines, BRAAAAAAIIINNNNNSSSSS, Don Calfa, James Karen, Linnea Quigley, Miguel Nunez as Spider, Return of the Living Dead Movie Review, Tarman, Thom Matthews, Tonight (We’ll Make Love Until We Die), Trioxin

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THE DOUBLE FEATURE: (REC) & (REC) 2

March 12, 2012 by theipc

I know I posted my thoughts on (REC) the other day, but I just got around to the sequel and wanted to have them grouped together – and to not chronologically spoiler-up the first by the post date. So, here’s (REC) and (REC)2 {in order}: (REC) (2007) FOUR TOP HATS In anticipation of the third movie of the (REC) series coming out this month, (REC) 3: Genesis, I thought I could spend some time revisiting the first two kick ass installments of this […]

Categories: Double Feature, Five Top Hats, Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: (REC) 2 Movie Review, (REC) Movie Review, Ferran Terraza, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jonathan Mellor, Manuela Velasco, Pablo Rosso, Pretty Good, Quarantine Movies, Very Bloody

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AUTUMN (2009) TWO TOP HATS

January 11, 2012 by theipc

If you’re ever in the mood for an exciting zombie movie – this is not the one. What we have here is an extremely boring, way too long story about a group of people talking and talking and moping and being sad and walking around with their mouths open in very poorly lit rooms, with some zombies here and there. Apparently this is based off of a popular series of novels that I have never read or heard of, but […]

Categories: 80s, Two Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Autumn Movie Review, Boresville, David Carradine, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Pretty Stupid, Zombies

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28DAYSMINIMAL

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: 28 DAYS LATER & 28 WEEKS LATER

December 14, 2011 by theipc

28 DAYS LATER (2003) FIVE TOP HATS Has it really been eight years since I saw 28 Days in the theater? Wow… This movie totally blew me away that day. The commercials and ads touted this as “Roddy Doyle reinvents the zombie movie!” and boy he sure did (even though these are not really “zombies” as in undead humans, but are people infected with a virus called Rage that is transmitted through blood).  From the first five minutes into it […]

Categories: Double Feature, Movie Reviews, Zombies • Tags: 28 Days Later Movie Review, 28 Weeks Later Movie Review, Brendan Gleeson, Catherine McCormack, Christopher Eccleston, Cilian Murphy, Danny Boyle, Double Feature, Harold Perrineau, Idris Elba, Imogen Poots, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jeremy Renner, Loved It, Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne, The Infected

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CHILLERAMA (2011) THREE TOP HATS

November 29, 2011 by theipc

I have been waiting for this to come out for a long time – since I really dig  Adam Green’s films. What can be better than an  anthology of disgusting B-Movie parodies from Green (Hatchet and Hatchet 2, Frozen), Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs), Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2 {the best of that series so far}) and a dude named Adam Rifkin who I have never heard of or seen any of his movies? The theory is this: the local drive […]

Categories: Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Adam Green, Adam Rifkin, Anne Frankenstein, B Movie, Bloody, Boobs, Chillerama Movie Review, Drive In, Gory, Horror Comedy, Horror Movie, I Was a Teenage Werebear, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Joe Lynch, Kane Hodder, Musical Number, Peniles, Tim Sullivan, Wadzilla, Zom B Movie

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DEADOUTSIDE

THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

November 28, 2011 by theipc

I have to admit I was taken in by the colorful poster above, the cool blue eyes and the blood on the mask, as well as the five festival awards. What I got, after a lesson in iPads, VGAs and HDCP, was a really good story with good actors filmed in bleached out white and deep dark blacks that made it sometimes impossible to see what was going on. It also didn’t help that the three main actors had such […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: 28 Days Later, Horror Movie, Sandra Louise Douglas, The Dead Outside Movie Review, Zombies

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DOGHOUSE

DOGHOUSE (2009) THREE TOP HATS

November 18, 2011 by theipc

First off, my inner Who must say that, not only does this star Noel Clarke (Mickey from the David Tennant era of Doctor Who), but this also has a very small role for the one and only Mary Tamm (Romana 1) from the Tom Baker years, and she has matured very well. It was wonderful to see her again. Secondly, this movie really started off well – it was gory and funny and I liked the way they were going with […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: David Tennant, Doctor Who, Doghouse Movie Review, Horror Movie, Mary Tamm, Mickey, Movie Review, Romana

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RAMMBOCK BERLIN UNDEAD (2010) FOUR TOP HATS

September 5, 2011 by theipc

I LOVE it when a GOOD zombie movie is made, because there are SO MANY shitty ones out there – it’s like every kid that goes through film school has to make at least one undead movie. For every excellent “28 Days / Weeks later” there’s 20 “Automaton Transfusions” and “Forest of the Deads”. Thusly, I normally stay away from the garbage out there and spend my time with other things. But – a few months ago the moderate, straight […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Zombies • Tags: Rammbock Berlin Undead, Zombies

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mowv

MAKE OUT WITH VIOLENCE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

August 26, 2011 by theipc

Well, the name of the movie caught my eye, and then the trailer hooked me in, and I was watching it, for the first 30 or so minutes, I was thinking: “This is pretty cool, like the first time I saw “Bottle Rocket”. I was forgiving the poor acting by the two male leads (the writers of the film), and enjoying the idea that this was made by a bunch of friends from film school with one or two cameras […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Independent, Make Out With Violence, Movie Review

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UNDEAD (2005) FOUR TOP HATS

August 26, 2011 by theipc

I watched this when it came out on DVD, a few years ago, before we had high tech – big screen –  HD TVs, in 2005 (I reckon).  I’ll tell you right now that I loved it! This is a horror-comedy, mainly comedy with a bunch of blood, clever slo-mo effects, half-torsos walking around, thick Australian accents, zombies, aliens, funny dialogue and all sorts of good things to go with your pizza and beer, or pop. This is more comedy […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Zombies • Tags: Aliens, Australian Zombie, Awesome, Movie Review, Mungo McKay, Undead Movie

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ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (2008) – THREE TOP HATS

August 22, 2011 by theipc

Since there hasn’t been anything new to get out and watch, I pulled a random movie from our Ottoman (that is filled with DVDs) and took it in over the week. At first I wasn’t going to give this any Top Hats and wait for the viewer to read, watch and comment, but then I figured that’s not the way I do things, so I gave it the median range score and will do two reviews, hopefully short ones, one good […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Boobs, Horror Movie, Jenna Jameson, Movie Review, Robert Englund, Zombie Strippers

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