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*SPOILERS and NSFW* Well….. howdy… what do we have here?? It’s the naked Scarlett Johansson movie…. SPLURT!!!! But really… is it any good….? I don’t know… I watched it about five days ago and I’m still confused by what the fuck went on in there…. I mean – it’s really pretty to look at and all of that shit – it’s well directed and ScarJo does some good acting – considering most of this acting bit is staring off into […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Four Top Hats, HUH???, JIZZ, Sci - Fi, Thriller • Tags: ALIENS WTF, Boobs, I DON'T GET IT, Jeremy McWilliams, Lynsey Taylor Mackay, SCARJO BOOBS!!!! SCARJO BUTT!!!, Scarlett Johansson, UNDER THE SKIN MOVIE REVIEW, Yum?
*WARNING!!! GNARLY, BLOODY IMAGERY IN THIS ONE!!!* You know, I’ve said it before and here goes again – I really don’t give a shit if a movie is a sequel or a third or a fourth or a remake or any of that shit – as long as it’s GOOD and I like it… I really liked the first one but didn’t care much for the second, which you could investigate HERE if you wanted (I published that in 2011 […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, JIZZ, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: BIG BLACK DILDOS, Boobs, CABIN FEATURE:PATIENT ZERO, Claudette Lali, Currie Graham, Jillian Murray, Lydia Hearst, Ryan Donowho, Sean Astin, SKINLESS FIGHTING, Solly Duran, tits, VERY GROSS
I would probably find it hard to believe if you’re not familiar with the massive Alfred Hitchcock eruption that Zoe and Movierob caused earlier this month – but, if you’re not, they’ve been collecting reviews of EVERY Hitchcock film ever made. Of course I wanted to put in so I sat down and put the pen to paper and did a piece on the Hitchcock movie you’ve never heard of: FRENZY. if you wanted to check out my thoughts on […]
For today’s excitement, I am going to slightly borrow the format my friend Niall used for the remake HERE. When I first started this, I was all “Bring out the dinghy!” “Send me a dinghy!” “I am a police officer, send me a dinghy!” Then I was all “Woah, now. Hello Dolly.” Then I was all “Is that a feeling in my dinghy?” Then I was all “That IS a feeling in my dinghy!!” Then I was all “♪ DINGHY ♫ […]
Categories: 2014, 70s, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Double Feature, Four Top Hats, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, JIZZ, One Top Hat, WHY??? • Tags: Boobs, Britt Ekland, Brittania Nicol, Christopher Lee, Dancing, Diane Cilento, DING DINGS, DINGHIES, Edward Woodward, Graham McTavish, Henry Garrett, Honeysuckle Weeks, The Sex, THE WICKER TREE IS BULLSHIT, WICKER MEN
Well, Probies… I don’t really know what to say about this thing…. the costume of the Blood Widow was pretty well done and I really liked the lead actress but I was really confused the entire time because – well – this thing was pretty fucking LOL-ish and I think it was supposed to be a serious horror movie. Like – there’s this one part where two people are talking out in the yard about something and suddenly Blood Widow […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, Slasher, Two Top Hats • Tags: BLOOD WIDOW MOVIE REVIEW, Boobs, Brandon Kyle Peters, Christopher de Padua, DANIELLE LILLEY, Gabrielle Ann Henry, Kelly Kilgore, NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL, STUPID SECOND STORY SCENE, Why??
The lovely and magnificent Abigail has entered The Octagon and come out victorious, hauling the heads of her victims in a blood soaked burlap sack over her shoulder. She joins the previous three Glorious and Most Impressive Shitfestonians as The One Who Survived which you can read about at the link below or use your eyeballs to marvel at some pictures below that : ) HERE My people will now begin negotiations with her people to determine the reward. Will she take […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER • Tags: Boobs, LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME!!!, LOVE YOU ALL!!!, Loved It, SHITFEST 2014: CHAMPION!!!
*SPOILERS* A month or so ago I took a day to to do some resting and sleeping in and movie watching and I came across an X-Rated (NC-17 here these days) Found Footage movie about a bunch of murders at a porn shoot. Even though I am always pure and chaste and virginal and clean and butterflies land on my shoulders and all of that shit, I went ahead and rented it to see what it was about – you […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, HUH???, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: Betsy Rue, Boobs, Catherine Annette, Deborah Zoe, Don McManus, Found Footage, FRENCH STYLE SEX, IVE SEEN SEX BEFORE, Jay Paulson, LUCKY BASTARD MOVIE REVIEW, Meh, Not Very Good, RATED X, The Sex
To: “nas tay bitch”. Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you for taking the time for reading my thoughts on SUGAR BOXX. I would also like to thank you for your time spent commenting on the image embedded in that entry titled “BOXX3″. In case you have forgotten, your comment went as follows: nas tay bitch the tall awkward girls name is joie miller and shes been fucking my husband knowing that im pregnant and still with him married and all. […]
For those of you who have been around for a while (and are still around) you might remember that three of us went out and started a new blog called The Blogger’s Cut and made a bunch of comic strips based on movies and old TV shows. Well, after we were really getting the hang of it, our graphics guy disappeared and has never been heard from again so production stopped and I’ve been sad ever since. Well – seeing […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Excitement, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: BE CAREFUL, Boobs, CHRISS, GREEKS, JACK TRIPPER, JANET, MR MOPER, NSFW, SPLURT, THE FRENCH POSITION, The Sex, Three's Cumpany