Well, Probies… I don’t really know what to say about this thing…. the costume of the Blood Widow was pretty well done and I really liked the lead actress but I was really confused the entire time because – well – this thing was pretty fucking LOL-ish and I think it was supposed to be a serious horror movie. Like – there’s this one part where two people are talking out in the yard about something and suddenly Blood Widow […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, Slasher, Two Top Hats • Tags: BLOOD WIDOW MOVIE REVIEW, Boobs, Brandon Kyle Peters, Christopher de Padua, DANIELLE LILLEY, Gabrielle Ann Henry, Kelly Kilgore, NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL, STUPID SECOND STORY SCENE, Why??
The lovely and magnificent Abigail has entered The Octagon and come out victorious, hauling the heads of her victims in a blood soaked burlap sack over her shoulder. She joins the previous three Glorious and Most Impressive Shitfestonians as The One Who Survived which you can read about at the link below or use your eyeballs to marvel at some pictures below that : ) HERE My people will now begin negotiations with her people to determine the reward. Will she take […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER • Tags: Boobs, LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME!!!, LOVE YOU ALL!!!, Loved It, SHITFEST 2014: CHAMPION!!!
*SPOILERS* A month or so ago I took a day to to do some resting and sleeping in and movie watching and I came across an X-Rated (NC-17 here these days) Found Footage movie about a bunch of murders at a porn shoot. Even though I am always pure and chaste and virginal and clean and butterflies land on my shoulders and all of that shit, I went ahead and rented it to see what it was about – you […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, HUH???, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: Betsy Rue, Boobs, Catherine Annette, Deborah Zoe, Don McManus, Found Footage, FRENCH STYLE SEX, IVE SEEN SEX BEFORE, Jay Paulson, LUCKY BASTARD MOVIE REVIEW, Meh, Not Very Good, RATED X, The Sex
To: “nas tay bitch”. Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you for taking the time for reading my thoughts on SUGAR BOXX. I would also like to thank you for your time spent commenting on the image embedded in that entry titled “BOXX3″. In case you have forgotten, your comment went as follows: nas tay bitch the tall awkward girls name is joie miller and shes been fucking my husband knowing that im pregnant and still with him married and all. […]
For those of you who have been around for a while (and are still around) you might remember that three of us went out and started a new blog called The Blogger’s Cut and made a bunch of comic strips based on movies and old TV shows. Well, after we were really getting the hang of it, our graphics guy disappeared and has never been heard from again so production stopped and I’ve been sad ever since. Well – seeing […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Excitement, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: BE CAREFUL, Boobs, CHRISS, GREEKS, JACK TRIPPER, JANET, MR MOPER, NSFW, SPLURT, THE FRENCH POSITION, The Sex, Three's Cumpany
Top of the morning and happy Monday!! We’re going to take a short break this morning to point you to something I did for someone else’s site that I think is a ton of fun. We’ll be back this afternoon with another WONDERFUL Shitfest entry!! But for now, if you’ve ever wanted to hear the soothing and sexy sound of my voice, please click the following button!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Next Friday – the 11th – here at the IPC, we’ll be holding our first ever Nighttime Shitfest Social!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!! HUZZAH!!! EXCELSIOR!!! And…. since 5:00 is my bed time – your host will be none other than the infamous and diabolical CINEMA PARROT DISCO!! Since we want to accommodate some of our hard working North American friends, colleagues and acquaintances, we’ve set the time for 5:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME. That’s 6:00 PM U.S. EASTERN […]
BY: MOST UNCLEAN WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT? You might remember that last week I did some pieces on a few of the TCM movies – I didn’t really love any of them but I thought they were OK enough. I never got a hold of the “TCM 2″ sequel but I don’t really care that much about it. But I did watch this and this thing is absolutely FUCKING WRETCHED. I mean it’s “The Germans are […]
Categories: Boobs, Cannibal Bastards, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Nothing, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Boobs, Bullshit, LEATHERFACE IS A WOMAN, Matthew McConaughey, MISERY AND PAIN, MY TITTIES, PANTYHOSE AND GARTERS, Poop, RENEE ZELWEIGGER (SP?), TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE NEXT GENERATION IS BULLSHIT
BY: FILM GRIMOIRE ULTRACHRIST! 2003 Another season passes, and another Shitfest begins! I know this because I willingly watched a film called Ultrachrist! (2003) the other day, and I never normally would have done such a thing. I’m not sure how I found this film, but I had the opportunity to watch it, and I did so. And it was bad. Ultrachrist! begins with Jesus Christ himself arriving from the heavens above, naked, in a dingy alleyway in New […]
Categories: Boobs, Excitement, FUCKING TERRIBLE, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Boobs, Celia A. Montgomery, Dongs, FILM GRIMOIRE, Jonathan C. Green, Samuel Bruce Campbell, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, ULTRACHRIST!
Hi everyone!! Looks like the time has been set for: FRIDAY JULY 11th at 2:00 US Central time Is anyone still in?? It also looks like he votes have been cast and the winner is – DUM DUM DUUMMMMMMMMMMM AXE GIANT THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN 25.93% (7 votes) (Sorry Gary) BUT WAIT!!!!! WHAT???? We have an opportunity for a later viewing too!!! And it might not even be THIS movie!! Someone is teetering on hosting a second Social that […]
When it comes to this franchise, I have only ever seen two of them. One was the original I saw when I was a kid when HBO first came out. I use to stay at my grandma’s and I slept on the couch because there was no other room for me… one night I pretended to go to sleep so they would leave me alone and then I turned on cable to check out some boobs. I ended up watching […]
Categories: 2014, Boobs, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Two Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Boobs, Diora Baird, Diora Baird is HOT HOT HOT, Hippies and Bikers, I Hate Chainsaws, Jordana Brewster, LEATHERFACE, Lee Tergesen R. Lee Ermey, Matt Bomer, Taylor Handley, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Movie Review, Two Top Hats
Howdy everyone!! Just checking in… Do we still want to do a Shitfest in July?? Everyone seems awful busy… I totally understand if we need to postpone. I don’t even have my movie in my hands yet and my opening act is off on some beach getting drunk. Can you let me know below if you’re planning on sending me something soon or if we should wait? Either way is fine with me – this is to showcase YOU! […]
Hey dudes, Smash here reporting for The IPC while EI is away on vacation. He’s probably working himself into a righteous fit as we speak because some a-hole planted their beach blanket right beside his even though there are only ten people on the beach. Oh EI, you loveable scamp, don’t ever change. I’ve been tasked with helping out around here while he’s away. And you guys know that I don’t take my guest post responsibilities lightly. So the little […]
Here we are on a Friday and it’s possible you may not hear from me ever again after today but I did want to put something out about this… I really liked this movie – I thought it was the best of the bunch! I really did. That Quicksilver scene was an absolute CLASSIC and when Wolverine asks “You gonna pick up that shit?” I totally cracked up. But now – since most of my friends out here have already […]
Categories: 2014, Action, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT • Tags: Anna Paquin, Boobs, Deborah Ann Woll, Diora Baird, Hot Chicks, I HEART MELISSA RAUCH, Kristin Bauer, Lizzy Caplan, MELISSA RAUCH, NOTHING ABOUT XMEN, Rutina Wesley, SEE YOU ALL LATER, TRUE BLOOD, X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST NON REVIEW
Well, as promised, us ladies got to look at some truly delectable men last week, it meant that I would put something out here for you gentlemen. I went on a hunt, I went on a mission, ultimately I have come up with some luscious ladies I hope that you will all appreciate! Ladies, so that this is not a total waste of a post (unless you are dropping by to check if your girl crush made the list), here’s […]
I don’t know why the font is all fucked up on this one, sorry if it’s hard to read….. If you look HERE, you can see this conversation: theipc says: January 20, 2014 at 1:29 pm BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on Devil’s Due!! Sounds terrible. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY on being a LAMB : ) Now I can nominate you for wonderful things in a month or so : ) Reply caragale says: January 20, 2014 at 3:34 pm It wasn’t great. But becoming a LAMB made up for […]
Categories: 2014, Found Footage, No Boobs, SATAN!, Three Top Hats • Tags: #ACAP, Allison Miller, Boobs, CINEMA PARROT DISCO LOVES THE IPC, DEVIL'S DUE MOVIE REVIEW KIND OF, Found Footage, I SMOOCH YOU CARA, MY LEG HURTS, No Boobs, NOT ABSOLUTE CRAP, Sam Anderson, Satan and his Buddies, Satan!!, THANKS SATAN!, Zach Gilford