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THE THREE MINUTE REVIEW: APOLLO 18 (2011) TWO TOP HATS

April 23, 2013 by theipc

Are you familiar with this? Some U.S. astronauts head to the moon and run into some creepy crawlies. It has some good things about it but otherwise it was pretty sorry and, granted I missed the first few minutes dealing with the lawn guys, but after this found footage was finally over I was left with just one fucking question: if all of this took place up in space and on the moon, and that’s how it ended – how […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Sci - Fi, Two Top Hats • Tags: Apollo 18 Movie Review, Found Footage, LAME!!!, NO FUCKING BOOBS!, Not Very Good, Sci-Fi, Space, The Moon

JIMMY TUPPER VS THE GOATMAN OF BOWIE (2010)

December 17, 2012 by theipc

This is one of those movies that I find difficult to talk about. Well – not difficult to TALK about because I can have a couple of drinks and run my mouth to no end – or, in this case, run my fingers to no end. BUT – here’s the thing. This movie is just over an hour long. The first 45 minutes (give or take) is handheld video cam that’s as nauseating as the first time you saw THE BLAIR WITCH […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Andrew Bowser, Brittany Latorre, Found Footage, Jimmy Tupper vs The Goatman of Bowie Movie Review, Kind of Boring, Michael Eller, Rose Rodkey

ISAACS ARCANUM: LAKE MUNGO (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

November 10, 2012 by theipc

*** (The ARCANUM feature is my attempt to present some of my older write-ups to newer Good and Most Beloved and Precious Readers) LAKE MUNGO is a found footage / documentary style slow burner that I REALLY liked. It doesn’t have anything to do with that stylish looking cover poster above but it does have to do with a missing girl and ‘ghosts in the photographs’ that actually kind of inspired me to start making the headers I have been making the last few moths. Anyway, I present […]

Categories: Australian, Found Footage, Four Top Hats, Isaacs Arcanum • Tags: Australian Thriller, David Pledger, Found Footage, Ghosts, Isaacs Arcanum, Kirsty McDonald, Lake Mungo Movie Review, Martin Sharpe, Rosie Traynor, Talia Zucker, Tania

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012) THREE TOP HATS

October 19, 2012 by theipc

Here’s some more thoughts for the day in case you’re looking to get out of your house and head to the cineplex for a Talkie. Well, I suppose I should start off this way. When I have to listen to or read about constant hype for ANYTHING it usually puts me off and makes me not want to have anything to do with whatever product everyone is saying I have to go see or try or eat or listen to. […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Population Sample, Three Top Hats • Tags: A Cat in the Cupboard!, Demons, Found Footage, Ghosts, Kathryn Newton, Katie Featherston, Paranormal Activity 4 Movie Review

LOOP (2012) THREE TOP HATS

September 15, 2012 by theipc

HMMM… HUH…. HMMM…. well…. HMMM… I can’t find ANYTHING to add to this post about this movie. I can’t even find images of the actors to put captions to. This doesn’t even seem to have a website. This also has no feedback at all on IMDB (as of 09/13/12) . No reviews, no comments, no nothing. There’s this, written by anonymous: “An ex-cop turned filmmaker follows Detective Bill Moore, a seasoned veteran of the Houston homicide department, who has teamed […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Antoinette Anders, Bill Ross, Found Footage, Loop 2012 Movie Review, Renee Edd, Rp Boo Gay, Samantha Lynne, Serial Killer

CROWSNEST (2012) THREE TOP HATS

September 11, 2012 by theipc

Well poo. I have had a lot of fun lately putting images into these posts but I can’t seem to find anything about this movie out on the webs so I guess I’ll put in some pics of the people that were in this. How does that sound? You LOVE IT?? GREAT! Let’s go! Just when you either thought or hoped that the first person POV, handheld shaky cam, found footage schtick was petering out it seems like we’ve had […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Aslam Husain, Cannibal Bastards, Chelsey Reist, Christie Burke, Crowsnest 2012 Movie Review, Found Footage, let's not eat each other - ok??, Mittita Barber, Pretty Grisly, Victor Zinck Jr.

THE DEVIL INSIDE (2012) THREE TOP HATS

May 25, 2012 by theipc

~ strong language and spoilers ahead ~ Apparently everyone IN THE WORLD hates this movie because of the ending. This is: “the worst movie i’ve ever fucking seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “Eat shit and die you mother fuckers!!!!!!!” and “I would rather shit in my hands and eat it than watch this again!!!!!” and “GO BURN IN HELL YOU SUCK YOU FUCKER!!!!!” or something like that. Well – with all of that positive energy going around, I still wasn’t deterred to catch […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Three Top Hats • Tags: 2012, Evan Helmuth, Exorcism Movie, Fernanda Andrade, Found Footage, Ionut Grama, Pretty Bloody, Simon Quarterman, The Devil Inside Movie Review

388 ARLETTA AVENUE (2011) TWO TOP HATS

May 17, 2012 by theipc

WTF is this boring piece of shit?? I like Stahl but Ben Hawkins can’t seriously be considered to handle the entire movie by himself should I interview myself about this l shouldn’t have eaten that whole jar of pickles So, yeah. The other day iTunes dumped a bunch of new horror and thriller movies out there – I mean more than they have in months – and I’m saving We Need to Talk About Kevin and The Grey for the big screen […]

Categories: 2012, Found Footage, Hostages, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: 388 Arletta Avenue, Devon Sawa, Found Footage, Mia Kirschner, Nick Stahl, Not Very Exciting

APARTMENT 143 (2011) FOUR TOP HATS

April 27, 2012 by theipc

This morning I made two mistakes (Gob: I have made a huge mistake)… The first being that I decided to take a different route to work to avoid all of that traffic where the east / west highway intersects with the north / south and ended up on a two lane road where apparently everyone else on this side of the city goes to avoid the same thing and sat through four damn stop light intervals for probably an additional […]

Categories: Found Footage, Four Top Hats • Tags: Apartment 143 Movie Review, Evil Spirit, Fiona Glascott, Found Footage, Gia Mantegna, Haunted House, Michael O'Keefe, None but Righteous are Called to Live in the Principle, Rick Gonzalez

EPISODE 50 (2011) TWO TOP HATS

April 24, 2012 by theipc

I had some time to kill the other day so I flipped through the cable provider’s list of new HD horror on demand and came across this which had got fooled by a good looking trailer involving some “found footage” gimmickry inside an abandoned lunatic asylum (that’s what it is called repeatedly in the movie). For some reason I don’t think these institutions are called that any longer but it’s referred to by that term quite a bit and it probably shouldn’t bother me but […]

Categories: Found Footage, Two Top Hats • Tags: Chris Perry, Demons, Eleanor Wilson, Episode 50 Movie Review, Found Footage, gimmickry, Josh Folan, Natalie Wetta

IN MEMORIUM (2005) TWO TOP HATS

August 28, 2011 by theipc

With nothing else to do, I took a chance on this after checking out the creepy trailer. The comparisons to “Blair Witch” and “Paranormal Activity” are all over the internet, which I suppose is what you get here – the “found footage” schtick – but, while “PA” had a couple of make-you-jump moments and “BWP” was kind of creepy there at the end, this one is pretty boring with not much scare to it. Instead we get a LOT of […]

Categories: Found Footage, Movie Reviews, Two Top Hats • Tags: Doris Weldon, Erik McDowell, Found Footage, Ghosts, In Memorium Movie Review, Johanna Watts, Kind of Boring

EVIL THINGS (2009) THREE TOP HATS

August 26, 2011 by theipc

This “found footage” movie really had me nervy for a good minute – I mean, honestly nice and tense until a few things happened toward the end that really brought it down. I thought the HD was real fresh (for the handheld camera schtick), I liked that they used not totally attractive actors (except for that blond) to make it more realistic and i thought the premise and direction was good and believable. There’s a lot of talking and nonsense […]

Categories: Found Footage, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Evil Things Movie, Found Footage, Horror Movie, Movie Review

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