Isaacs Picture Conclusions

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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KIDS GO TO THE WOODS… KIDS GET DEAD (2009) THREE TOP HATS

January 18, 2013 by theipc

(Note – I watched this last Friday, wrote about it on Saturday, edited it during the week. I normally wouldn’t make this note but this one’s – kind of – thematic and maybe merited it.) This is one of those difficult things to write about, and this is where we all thank the gods of Innovation and Creativity and we applaud the creation of beer and hope that I can get some words out. CHUG. It’s a Saturday afternoon, I’ve […]

Categories: 2013, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: 80s, Amanda Rising, Andrew Waffenschmidt, Bloody, Boobs, Carly Goodspeed, Cool Ass Poster, Eric Carpenter, Gas Masks!!, Horror Comedy, Joseph Campellone, Kevin Shea, Kids Go To The Woods... Kids Get Dead Movie Review, Leah Rudick, Meghan Miller, Michael Hall, Slasher

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TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL (2010) FOUR.9 TOP HATS

July 17, 2012 by theipc

H-o-l-y shit this was hilarious! Well wait, let me step back for a sec. Last year Mary and I were talking about something and she said something to the effect of “OMG you have to watch Tucker and Dale vs Evil!! it’s soooooooo funny!!” and I looked at the poster above and thought “oh great, more redneck humor,” and I lied and said “I’ll get to it sometime” and then passed it off as “not”. I have never been into […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alan Tudyk, Bloody, Cabin in the Woods, Chelan Simmons, Fantastic Cleavage, Fucking Awesome, Horror Comedy, Jesse Moss, Katrina Bowden, Tucker and Dale vs Evil Movie Review, Tyler Labine

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BLACK CHRISTMAS (2007) FOUR SANTA HATS

December 23, 2011 by theipc

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ISAACS PICTURE CONCLUSIONS! I really don’t get all of the hate for this movie. Is it because the original was so “adored”? I tried to sit through it once and it was so boring I eventually just gave up. Is it because of the super gory content? Is it because of the subject matter? Is it because Billy ate an eyeball? Is it because of all of the focus on eyeballs? I don’t know, but I think […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Holidays, Slasher • Tags: Black Christmas 2006 Movie Review, Black XMAS, Horror Comedy, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michelle Trachtenberg, Oliver Hudson

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CHILLERAMA (2011) THREE TOP HATS

November 29, 2011 by theipc

I have been waiting for this to come out for a long time – since I really dig  Adam Green’s films. What can be better than an  anthology of disgusting B-Movie parodies from Green (Hatchet and Hatchet 2, Frozen), Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs), Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2 {the best of that series so far}) and a dude named Adam Rifkin who I have never heard of or seen any of his movies? The theory is this: the local drive […]

Categories: Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Adam Green, Adam Rifkin, Anne Frankenstein, B Movie, Bloody, Boobs, Chillerama Movie Review, Drive In, Gory, Horror Comedy, Horror Movie, I Was a Teenage Werebear, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Joe Lynch, Kane Hodder, Musical Number, Peniles, Tim Sullivan, Wadzilla, Zom B Movie

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THE COTTAGE (2008) FIVE TOP HATS

August 26, 2011 by theipc

Let me start off by writing that this is my favorite HORROR-COMEDY. This is different than regular HORROR. I probably don’t need to go any further than that, but this doesn’t compare to FROZEN, which doesn’t compare to KICK –ASS, for example.  If any movie actually scared me for a good minute, it’s THE SHINING. If any movie repulsed me it’s MARTYRS, etc. From the genre of EVIL DEAD(s), SHAUN OF THE DEAD, DEAD AND BREAKFAST, etc., this is my […]

Categories: Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Andy Sirkis, Horror Comedy, Horror Movie, Movie Review, Peas in the Freezer, The Cottage Movie

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