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Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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THE STAIN REMAINS PT. 17 – I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE, I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

March 16, 2013 by theipc

It’s an obvious fact, for anyone that reads my words on a regular basis, that I look at a lot of SHIT – and then I come out here and write about it so you don’t make the mistake of turning it on or wasting your hard earned money. BTW, this is not related to either “I Spit on Your Grave” movies (or even “I Spit on Your Corpse” for that matter). With a title like that, I expected VERY […]

Categories: Hostages, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Most Unclean, Nothing • Tags: A Terrible Piece of Shit, An Affront to the Industry, Feces Most Foul, Fucking Awful, I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE, I Spit on your Corpse, Most Unclean, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Pitiful Horseshit

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SICK GIRL (2007) THIS MOVIE SUCKS

March 9, 2013 by theipc

***SPOILERS AND SALTY LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT*** A couple of quick notes: The movie poster for this is pretty gnarly so I touched it up a little bit before posting This is 100,000,000 % NOT associated with Lucky McKee I would normally put this on the MOST UNCLEAN page – but I was having fun writing this so it’s out here instead. ~ and here we go ~ I am actually writing this WHILE I am watching this because this movie sucks so bad I […]

Categories: HUH???, I'm Stupid, Most Unclean, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Very Gory • Tags: Most Unclean, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Sick Girl

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bloodyjack

THE Isaacs Pod Cast # 1: THE LEGEND OF BLOODY JACK

February 10, 2013 by theipc

Well – here it is – the first ever audio file from us. Late last year I threatened warned worried advised The Good and Most Beloved Reader that I had purchased a fancy, old timey looking microphone for an upcoming project and that I intended to use it for some dangerous life threatening poisonous good clean fun with Chris Scrotey and further that I would try and figure out how to post it out here. A few weeks ago, Scrotey […]

Categories: 2013, I'm Stupid, IPC Podcast, Isaacs Podcasts, Most Unclean • Tags: Alicia Klein, Audio Review, Boobs, Craig Bonacorsi, Erica Curtis, Fucking Awful, Jessica Szabo, Jonathan Kowalsky, Lauren Cashman, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, SCROTEY, Terrible, THE IPC Podcast, The Legend of Bloody Jack, Tricia Allen, We Suck

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POOP

ISAACS EXCREMENT: MY TEN WORST MOVIES OF 2012

January 1, 2013 by theipc

For last year’s entries, please check them out HERE. Well – it’s that time of year again and everyone’s making Best Of and Worst Of lists and I want to chime in again, so here’s the list of my least favorite things I saw all year. My list(s) don’t necessarily mean they were released in 2012 – but that I saw them in 2012. I mean, I wasn’t doing this blogging thing back in 2004 so – why not warn […]

Categories: 2012, 70s, 90s, Found Footage, Hostages, I'm Stupid, Most Unclean, Nothing, One Top Hat, Very Gory • Tags: Bullshit, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, PAIN AND MISERY, Terrible

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THE STAIN REMAINS PT. 16 – DEAR GOD NO!

October 26, 2012 by theipc

Oh man…. well…. it’s been a little under six months since I have borne witness to something awful like this. And by “awful” I mean I can’t unsee what I saw in the last third of this movie. WRONG WRONG NO NO NO WRONG NO NO NO. I was putting up with the terrible, terrible, terrible “acting” and almost enjoying the amusing murdering of everyone this gang of bikers comes across, but then this went to places I can’t type on here […]

Categories: Grindhouse, Most Unclean • Tags: My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

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Public Service Announcement

May 1, 2012 by theipc

Like I posted yesterday, I have been thinking about some of the things I write out here and sometimes what I look at neeeds to be conveyed in a way that may not be for everyone (ahem) so I made a little graphic that I’ll try and remember to attach to one of my write-ups if it’s going to be, well, graphic so (ahem) The Good and Sensitive Reader can skip this one unless they are feeling brave. So. here’s the Mary […]

Categories: Very Gory • Tags: My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!

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the-stain

THE STAIN REMAINS pt. 15 – AMERICAN MANIACS

April 24, 2012 by theipc

Thankfully it’s been awhile since I’ve had the displeasure of seeing one of these awful pieces of shit, but American Maniacs really fits the bill. This movie is disgusting and the last fifteen or so minutes of this are completely and totally wrong and I wish I had someone to warn me about this before I stained my brain. I don’t consider myself some sort of prude but I like to have some fun and not take myself too seriously […]

Categories: Hostages • Tags: My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

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THE STAIN REMAINS pt. 14 – THE SNOWTOWN MURDERS

March 3, 2012 by theipc

I guess some people might like this movie but I found it repulsive, boring and I couldn’t keep going after about 40 minutes. The production of this thing is nowhere near as pitiful as some of the other movies on Most Unclean, but I couldn’t take it any longer and had to quit.  I like horror as nasty and greasy and sleazy and bloody as they come, but this just wasn’t my bag. No mas SNOWTOWN.

Categories: Australian • Tags: My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, The Snowtown Murders Movie Review

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THE STAIN REMAINS pt. 13 – THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE MASSACRE

February 21, 2012 by theipc

Added the awful The Slaughterhouse Massacre to the Most Unclean list…. Sorry Slaughterhouse Massacre…

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: An Affront to the Industry, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Shaila Viadya, The Slaughterhouse Massacre Movie Review

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THE STAINS REMAIN

February 10, 2012 by theipc

I added a couple of stinkers (GUTTERBALLS & BUTTCRACK) to the Most Unclean page today. Wes – if you look at it, I think you’ll appreciate one of them.

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: An Affront to the Industry, Awful, Bowling Ball Killer, Buttcrack Movie, Gutterballs Movie, My Eyes My Fucking Eyes!, Terrible

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