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BLACK SHEEP {NOT THE CHRIS FARLEY ONE} (2006) THREE TOP HATS

March 19, 2013 by theipc

BLACK SHEEP is a strange one – INSANELY gory (there’s one scene in a – what is it called – I guess it would be a “rendering pit” that’s sickening), pretty funny and dark, has great dialogue and is spoken in my favorite accent – Australian / New Zealand. On the other hand, it’s half disgusting, doesn’t make a lot of sense, includes a sheep driving a truck and………. AND…… I think the lead’s brother character is implied to be […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Black Sheep (2006) Movie Review (not the chris farley job), Jonathan King, Killer Mutated Sheep!!!, Nathan Meister, No Boobs, Oliver Driver, Tammy Davis, Tandi Wright, Very Bloody

WHAT THE HELL?: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988) THREE STICKPINS

January 23, 2013 by theipc

Well, Good and Most Beloved Readers, if you read my post about the FIRST ONE, you’ll recall that I have never seen any of the sequels, so I went into this pretty blind so, if you’re a big fan of this franchise, please don’t hate me if I don’t like them very much – I didn’t grow up with them like I did the HALLOWEENs or the FRIDAYs. I DO have to report that I liked this one more than […]

Categories: 80s, Cenobites, Population Sample, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Ashley Laurence, Barbie Wilde, Boobs, Cenobites, Clare Higgins, Doug Bradley, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 Hellbound, Hellraiser Franchise, Imogen Boorman, Kenneth Cranham, Pinhead, Very Bloody

CREEP VAN (2012) THREE TOP HATS

January 4, 2013 by theipc

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted to like a movie titled CREEP VAN. Like TOTES. I so wanted to add this to the list of Where TF did this come from and why hasn’t anyone told me about it, like BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP or DUST UP. Or THE SLEEPER. The opening sequence was all kinds of exciting and so were the credits. But then it just kind of got a little stale and I didn’t love the dialogue […]

Categories: 2012, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Amy Wehrell, Angelina Armani, Bethany Merrill, Boobs, Brian Kolodziej, Creep Van Movie Review, Holly Kay Baker, Lisa Marie Waishes, Mike Butler, Stalking Van, Stephanie Stacy, Tonya Kay, Veronica Adkinson, Very Bloody, Very Gory

THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (2004) THREE TOP HATS

December 18, 2012 by theipc

Well, HMMM. I’ve said before that I don’t care if a movie is a remake or a sequel or whatever – I’ll watch it and hope for the best and sometimes we get something good. I never understand why movies are remade that don’t need to be remade, but – oh well. So the guy who did THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE fires up a remake of the classic THE TOOLBOX MURDERS and then changes it all the fuck up for some reason. […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Slasher, Very Gory • Tags: Very Bloody, Tobe Hooper, The Toolbox Murder Remake, Toolbox Murders 2004 Movie Review, Needless, The Lusman Arms Hotel, WTF Villain, Angela, Brent Roam, Juliet Landau, Sara Downing

THE NAMELESS (1999) THREE TOP HATS

October 9, 2012 by theipc

Before Jaume Balagueró brought us the pretty awesome DARKNESS and the very awesome (REC) & (REC)2, there is this. I had never heard of this until Netflix offered it up for me one day and then I put it in and about ten minutes into this was one of the most disgusting props I have ever seen. I’m talking super ICK. Let’s go back in time for a minute. You know I moan all the time about the time I spent […]

Categories: 90s, Spanish, Three Top Hats • Tags: Emma Vilarasau, ICK, Jaume Balagueró, Jessica Del Pozo, Karra Elejalde, The Nameless Movie Review, Tristán Ulloa, Very Bloody

DRIVE (2011) FIVE TOP HATS

August 23, 2012 by theipc

(retro review #3 – this movie is FANTASTIC – just thinking about this and reading the words I wrote six months ago makes me want to watch this again. And I think I will! If you haven’t seen this, don’t be put off by all of the hype from the TV and people like me. It’s really that good.) 1) A year or so ago, I was reading something on the upcominghorrormovies site, I can’t remember what movie it was […]

Categories: Excitement, Five Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Albert Brooks, Bad Ass Slow Motion, Carey Mulligan, Christina Hendricks, Drive (2011) Movie Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Nicolas Winding Refn, Ron Perlman, Ryan Gossling, Very Bloody

THE IPC TURNS 1!

August 20, 2012 by theipc

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! A year ago today Steve Jobs shut down iWeb and I moved over to WordPress here and I had absolutely no idea what blogging was about (and I guess I probably still don’t, really) and I migrated over my 58 movies I had web pages for. The place over on iWeb was basically just a place for my friend Lem and a few other folks to go check out some movies I had watched and right when I […]

Categories: 2012, The IPC Video • Tags: Boobs, Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting, THE IPC, THE IPC does comedy, The IPC Staff, Very Bloody, Very Good

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: THE REST STOP DUO

July 19, 2012 by theipc

REST STOP (2006) THREE TOP HATS I remember being very excited for this when it was first announced – Eli Roth was making some good shit and this was his production house – “Raw Nerve” – and they were going to put out super gory movies with tons of blood and boobs like he / we saw in the 80s. Then this went straight to DVD (for a reason) and I went out and rented it and I remember being […]

Categories: Double Feature, I'm Stupid, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Deanna Russo, Diane Salinger, Double Feature, Huh?, Jaimie Alexander, Jessie Ward, Joey Lawrence, Joey Mendicino, Julie Mond, Rest Stop 2 Movie Review, Rest Stop Movie Review, Rest Stop: Don't Look Back Movie Review, Richard Tillman, Very Bloody, WTF

HIGH TENSION (2003) FOUR TOP HATS

April 30, 2012 by theipc

When I was thinking about doing this write up, I feel compelled to try and do the best I can, but this movie is pretty grisly and I don’t want to make anyone cry or hate my work here but there’s a comparison I think I need to make, so I am introducing a new feature here that will try and indicate that there’s some graphic writing coming up and maybe you should skip this one if you’re not into […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Hostages, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandre Aja, cecile de france, French Horror, High Tension Movie Review, Maïwenn Le Besco, Switchblade Romance, Very Bloody, Very Gory

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) FIVE TOP HATS

April 20, 2012 by theipc

I don’t normally get out to the movies even though there’s not much I enjoy more than movie nachos and movie hot dogs and I felt a little iffy about the Buffy guys making a horror movie but work has been slow so I took a day off, spent 17 bucks on the food I mentioned above and watched what is probably one of my favorite movies in quite a while. I don’t think it’s right to call this a […]

Categories: 2012, Five Top Hats • Tags: Anna Hutchison, Chris Hemsworth, Fran Kranz, Fucking Awesome, Jesse Williams, Kristen Connolly, Richard Jenkins, The Cabin in the Woods Movie Review, Very Bloody

APOCALYPTO (2006) FOUR TOP HATS

March 18, 2012 by theipc

I think there’s a lot of people that don’t like this movie – I don’t know if that’s because: Everyone was mad at Mel Gibson when this came out Everyone is still mad at Mel Gibson Gibson has gone apeshit People have to read the dialogue This was amazingly tense and brutal People were appalled by the barbaric depictions of a civilization that came before ours Brad Pitt or Tim Burton’s contracted lifetime movie partnerJohnny Depp or George Cloons or […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Very Gory • Tags: Apocalypto Movie Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jaguar Paw, Mel Gibson, Rudy Youngblood, Very Bloody, Zero Wolf

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: (REC) & (REC) 2

March 12, 2012 by theipc

I know I posted my thoughts on (REC) the other day, but I just got around to the sequel and wanted to have them grouped together – and to not chronologically spoiler-up the first by the post date. So, here’s (REC) and (REC)2 {in order}: (REC) (2007) FOUR TOP HATS In anticipation of the third movie of the (REC) series coming out this month, (REC) 3: Genesis, I thought I could spend some time revisiting the first two kick ass installments of this […]

Categories: Double Feature, Five Top Hats, Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: (REC) 2 Movie Review, (REC) Movie Review, Ferran Terraza, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jonathan Mellor, Manuela Velasco, Pablo Rosso, Pretty Good, Quarantine Movies, Very Bloody

DRIVE (2011) FIVE TOP HATS

February 12, 2012 by theipc

1) A year or so ago, I was reading something on the upcominghorrormovies site, I can’t remember what movie it was but one of their reviewers gave it a 10 out of 10 and then some asshole came around on the message boards griping about how giving something a 10/10 means “it’s the perfect movie” and “(the reviewer) mentioned flaws so how could it logically be a perfect 10″ and how stupid the reviewer is and whatever else – troll. […]

Categories: Five Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Albert Brooks, Bad Ass Slow Motion, Carey Mulligan, Christina Hendricks, Drive (2011) Movie Review, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Nicolas Winding Refn, Ron Perlman, Ryan Gossling, Very Bloody

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)

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BLACK SHEEP {NOT THE CHRIS FARLEY ONE} (2006) THREE TOP HATS

WHAT THE HELL?: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988) THREE STICKPINS

CREEP VAN (2012) THREE TOP HATS

THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (2004) THREE TOP HATS

THE NAMELESS (1999) THREE TOP HATS

DRIVE (2011) FIVE TOP HATS

THE IPC TURNS 1!

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: THE REST STOP DUO

HIGH TENSION (2003) FOUR TOP HATS

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) FIVE TOP HATS

APOCALYPTO (2006) FOUR TOP HATS

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: (REC) & (REC) 2

DRIVE (2011) FIVE TOP HATS

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