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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 12: MORTUARY (2005)

May 11, 2013 by theipc

Entry by: Yours Truly A SHITFEST NOTE: When I initially set the number of contestant entries at 32, that was the set up for the big “bracket” voting system to determine the winner. Later, I fielded some righteous and just questions about the bracket system so I met with some counselors and we decided the fairest way would be to select a jury of your peers to vote on their favorites (no jury member can enter their own entry, although, […]

Categories: 2013, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Nothing, SHITFEST 2013!, Two Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: ALEXANDRA ADI, Bloody, CHRISTY JOHNSON, COURTNEY PELDON, DAN BYRD, DENISE CROSBY, LEE GARLINGTON, MICHAEL SHAMUS WILES, MORTUARY 2005 MOVIE REVIEW, Not Very Good, SHITFEST 2013!, TARAH PAIGE, Tobe Hooper, ZOMBIE BOOBS, Zombies

PONTYPOOL (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

April 22, 2013 by theipc

This is kind of a neat, different sort of horror. It takes place (almost) entirely inside a radio station at the bottom of what I think is an old church. But the interesting thing about this is that most of the horror action is happening outside and the three radio employees are getting info on what’s going on in a small, Canadian town called Pontypool by people calling in, eyewitnesses who are screaming, yelling, and talking about people getting eaten, […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: Georgina Reilly, Grant Mazzy, I Need To Shave, Language Virus, Leather Cowboy Hats, Movie Review, Pontypool Movie, Sadly - No Boobs, Small Cast, Stephen McHattie, Zombies

ISAACS ARCANUM: THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

February 23, 2013 by theipc

*** (The ARCANUM feature is my attempt to present some of my older write-ups to newer Good and Most Beloved and Precious Readers) THE DEAD OUTSIDE – a good, independent, Scottish, “Zombie” flick – originally published out here on November 28, 2011 and, according to the stats here at WP, has had exactly one hit : ) . Surprisingly, this also has one Twitter share so one person checked it out and shared on Twitter – I BOW in amore to you, my mystery friend : ) […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: 28 Days Later, Alton Milne, Farmhouse, Horror Movie, Kerry Anne Mullaney, Kris R. Bird, Madness, Plague, Sandra Louise Douglas, Sharon Osdin, The Dead Outside Movie Review, Violence, Virus, Vivienne Harvey, Zombies

ISAACS ARCANUM: MAKE OUT WITH VIOLENCE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

December 8, 2012 by theipc

*** (The ARCANUM feature is my attempt to present some of my older write-ups to newer Good and Most Beloved and Precious Readers) The first time I watched this, I was really unimpressed. Then, somehow, the movie reviewer from the local “artsy” newspaper read my write up and emailed me about how this was one of his favorite movies of the year. So we had a nice exchange and he actually encouraged me to keep on writing and that was kind of awesome. Anyway, I watched it […]

Categories: Isaacs Arcanum, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Zombies • Tags: Amanda Bailey, Anne Haran, Brett Miller, Cody DeVos, Eric Lehning, Isaacs Arcanum, Leah High, Make Out With Violence Movie Review, No Making Out, No Violence, Shellie Marie Shartzer, Tia Shearer, Zombies

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NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986) FIVE EXPLODING HEADS ~ NOSTALGIATHON

November 14, 2012 by theipc

This white paper is part of a blogathon envisioned by ANDY WATCHES MOVIES and CINEMA SCHMINEMA who felt it would be fun to revisit some of the movies we loved as kids, through our adult eyes. This was good fun and it was the perfect opportunity for me to re-watch something I consider one of my favorite movies and something I’ve probably watched 800 times since I first saw this way back when. Not only is this hilarious, it’s gory, it’s filled […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: 80s, Alice Cadogan, Elizabeth Cox, Emily Fiola, Fred Dekker, Jason Lively, Jill Whitlow, June Harris, Katherine Britton, Leslie Ryan, Loved It, Night of the Creeps Movie Review, Nostalgiathon, Steve Marshall, Suzanne Snyder, Tom Atkins, Totally Awesome, Zombies

DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

September 6, 2012 by theipc

First off I have to (once again) thank CINEMA SCHMINEMA for this awesome recommendation!! When she first came around and started going on and on about things like BLOOD CAR (here’s my BLOOD CAR) and BUTTCRACK, I thought – this chica is plumb loco! Maybe she is plumb loco but she’s also one of my best bloggy friends ever and I have to give her more props for selling me on striking some more gold with DANCE OF THE DEAD. This thing was […]

Categories: Excitement, Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Becky Biggs, Chandler Darby, Dance of the Dead Movie Review, Fucking Awesome, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, I Heart Carissa Capobianco, Jared Kusnitz, Laura Wiggins, Michael V. Mammoliti, Randy McDowell, Zoe Myers, Zombies

DEAD SNOW (2009) FOUR TOP HATS

June 5, 2012 by theipc

A long time ago I wrote about one of my favorite movies called THE COTTAGE and if you were intrigued you could check out my thoughts here. The Cottage is a horror comedy and I love it love love it and I had forgotten how much I liked Dead Snow until I watched it again the other day. This is a very, very bloody (intentionally-funny-style) Norwegian send up of Zombie Nazis on top of a snow covered mountain and eight folks […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Ane Dahl Torp, Charlotte Frogner, Dead Snow Movie Review, Evy Kasseth Røsten, Jenny Skavlan, Nazis, Tommy Wirkola, Very Gory, Zombies

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III (1993) THREE TOP HATS

May 9, 2012 by theipc

In my effort to get all of the ROTLD flicks written up out here, I obviously have to sit through them all and while “2″ was much worse than I remembered, “3″ was actually a lot better than I recalled. But first I have to digress and say that when I was living in the early nineties I thought we were pretty cool and fashionable and had good haircuts but looking at the styles we have on display here from […]

Categories: Three Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: J. Trevor Edmond, Melinda Clark, poo, Return of the Living Dead 3 Movie Review, Sarah Douglas, Trioxin, Zombies

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2 (1988) TWO TOP HATS

April 23, 2012 by theipc

Well – this movie wasn’t too good but I watched it anyway, to get it on the list. If you’re interested, you could check it out here or on the ROTLD page up above. It’s basically the exact same story as the first one using two of the same actors in the same role as before, even using some of the same lines. While I thought the music used in the first was fucking awesome, I hated the score in […]

Categories: 80s, Two Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: James Karen, Marsha Dietlein, Not Very Exciting, Return of the Living Dead Part 2 Movie Review, Thom Matthews, Trioxin, Zombies

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AUTUMN (2009) TWO TOP HATS

January 11, 2012 by theipc

If you’re ever in the mood for an exciting zombie movie – this is not the one. What we have here is an extremely boring, way too long story about a group of people talking and talking and moping and being sad and walking around with their mouths open in very poorly lit rooms, with some zombies here and there. Apparently this is based off of a popular series of novels that I have never read or heard of, but […]

Categories: 80s, Two Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: Autumn Movie Review, Boresville, David Carradine, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Pretty Stupid, Zombies

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THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

November 28, 2011 by theipc

I have to admit I was taken in by the colorful poster above, the cool blue eyes and the blood on the mask, as well as the five festival awards. What I got, after a lesson in iPads, VGAs and HDCP, was a really good story with good actors filmed in bleached out white and deep dark blacks that made it sometimes impossible to see what was going on. It also didn’t help that the three main actors had such […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Zombies • Tags: 28 Days Later, Horror Movie, Sandra Louise Douglas, The Dead Outside Movie Review, Zombies

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RAMMBOCK BERLIN UNDEAD (2010) FOUR TOP HATS

September 5, 2011 by theipc

I LOVE it when a GOOD zombie movie is made, because there are SO MANY shitty ones out there – it’s like every kid that goes through film school has to make at least one undead movie. For every excellent “28 Days / Weeks later” there’s 20 “Automaton Transfusions” and “Forest of the Deads”. Thusly, I normally stay away from the garbage out there and spend my time with other things. But – a few months ago the moderate, straight […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Zombies • Tags: Rammbock Berlin Undead, Zombies

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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 12: MORTUARY (2005)

PONTYPOOL (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

ISAACS ARCANUM: THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

ISAACS ARCANUM: MAKE OUT WITH VIOLENCE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986) FIVE EXPLODING HEADS ~ NOSTALGIATHON

DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008) FOUR TOP HATS

DEAD SNOW (2009) FOUR TOP HATS

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III (1993) THREE TOP HATS

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2 (1988) TWO TOP HATS

AUTUMN (2009) TWO TOP HATS

THE DEAD OUTSIDE (2008) THREE TOP HATS

RAMMBOCK BERLIN UNDEAD (2010) FOUR TOP HATS

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