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DON’T BREATHE (2016) FOUR TOP HATS

September 12, 2016 by theipc

I don’t know if there is a lot of hype surrounding this thing or not since I am so busy I can’t ever get to the blogs or the news or anything really but I really liked this movie. Aside from the week I spent in Jamaica, I took my second day off in nine months and slept in and decided to go to a Friday matinee and this was it. The theater was empty (which I loved), the hot […]

Categories: 2016, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, No Boobs, Thriller • Tags: blind dudes, Bloody, CASH, Daniel Zovatto, detroit, dogs, don't breathe movie review, Dylan Minnette, Fede Alvarez, gun to the head, in vitrio, Jane Levy, ladybugs, No Boobs, spermum, Stephen Lang, trapped in a house

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW VI

September 9, 2016 by theipc

Saw 6… does that poster look like he’s throwing up or what? That’s about how I felt by the time this movie was over…. UGH. Oh wait! Maybe we loved it… head over to JB’s place by clicking that FREE link in the poster above!

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THE AMAZON TV PILOTS (2016)

September 7, 2016 by theipc

Our friends at Amazon (dotcom) have been putting out some original series lately and this time around they offered up three pilots for the public to watch, rate, review and vote for to become a full time series. The reviews are to go on amazon (dotcom) so this is not for them but just for my three Beloved Readers and to complain about something. Let’s talk about these in the order I looked at them. First up: I never really […]

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THE NEON DEMON (2016) HIGH ART OR HORSE SHIT?

September 6, 2016 by theipc

Do you remember Drive??? What a fucking amazing movie! It set a standard for quasi-action and sponsored host of debates on other sites that still exist but aren’t really functional any more. Then remember the wretched garbage that was Only God Forgives???? What a terrible piece of shit. Surely Refn learned his lesson, yes? Well, this movie is a case for the most eye acting ever in the history of cinema, so let me present this to you in a […]

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW V

September 2, 2016 by theipc

We’re back for another installment of this shitty franchise! WOO HOO! Did we like it!! Or did I want to tear my face apart like the guy below??? Click the poster to find out!!

THE NICE GUYS (2016) YES YES YES YES

August 31, 2016 by theipc

So, I have to admit, I made a mistake. When I first heard about / saw reviews for this thing, I blew it off as shit. Russell Crowe??? PFFFFT. Ryan Gosling? Meh…. Hipster shit outfits on the poster? I’m out. But Mrs. THE IPC wanted to watch it and that is my Prime Directive so we did and ———————–> I absolutely fucking loved it. The outfits look this way because this is set in the 70s which is my favorite […]

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THE LAST DAYS ON MARS (2013) FOUR TOP HATS

August 29, 2016 by theipc

I just watched this for the first time in three years and I really liked it again. Then I checked out this post from THREE YEARS ago and thought it would be OK to share again. I’m really starting like Liev Shreiber. I love him in Ray Donovan. I also loved how this thing too it’s time and did it right. Love it. I don’t know how short I am going to keep this because sometimes I have one, maybe […]

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW IV

August 26, 2016 by theipc

I’m running behind for this post so it will be quick! Click the poster above to see what we thought about this thing!

SATANIC (2016) THE GIRL FROM MODERN FAMILY MADE A POOR CHOICE

August 22, 2016 by theipc

First off, I’d like to go on record and state that I hate that movie poster so fucking much that it goes on the #BazookaList and I can’t put that out as my featured image so I’ll free associate Sarah Hyland to Sofia Vergara’s mighty bosom and use a classy picture of her as my image instead. Secondly, I haven’t been traveling much lately but I’ve still been busier than fuck so, when I have ten free minutes I have […]

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW III

August 19, 2016 by theipc

We return! Saw 3! Was it wonderful? Was it magic-making? Did it make us want to climb the nearest skyscraper and shout its praises to the entire world??? Or was it a piece of shit??? You’ll never know unless you click the poster above!

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REBIRTH (2016) PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

August 15, 2016 by theipc

It’s my impression that Netflix has been putting out some good shit lately – from their Netflix Originals product – especially in TV – and some of their movies haven’t been too bad so I went into this with moderate expectations and what I thought I got wasn’t that great – but it didn’t totally suck. It was more of an irritant more than anything. Like having a hole in your sock on your long toe. That happens to me […]

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW II

August 12, 2016 by theipc

Today we bring you valuable insight into the first sequel in this franchise. We are all about quality in our methods and procedures (M & P) so be prepared for a very customer friendly exercise regarding a feature where people get brutally murdered. Bring your popcorn, your lube and we’ll have a great time! Click the poster above!

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LISTENING (2014) THREE TOP HATS

August 8, 2016 by theipc

How about that movie poster? I promise that has nothing to do with anything in this movie. So lame. Anyway, a year or so ago I watched something called “Fun Sized Horror Volume 1” which was an anthology of not very good horror shorts but there was one in particular about a reality show where the contestants had to kill each other that wasn’t bad. In it, there was an actress who I found stunningly good looking so one day […]

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW

August 5, 2016 by theipc

That’s right, Most Beloveds ————–> WE’RE BACK! We had to take a break after tackling that miserable Amityville horror franchise (although – even if JB won’t admit it – we did have some fun) (and, truthfully, the break was my fault since I started my new job and rarely have time to do shit) but, like the legendary Phoenix, we rise again, burning bright, blinding you and burning your skin! Soaring into the heavens we will regale you with tales […]

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THE THINGY (2013) aka THE MIRACLE OF LIFE aka The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta

August 3, 2016 by theipc

Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest title (U.S.) I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would bazooka this fucking thing off of the face of the Earth and not think twice about it. That being said, this is probably some asshole’s favorite movie due to its art-house […]

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BLOOD ORGY AT BEAVER LAKE (2012) PLEASE SEE BELOW (THIS TIME THERE ARE WORDS)

August 1, 2016 by theipc

First off, for the three people that still look at this place, sorry about that last post I did about The Triangle. That was supposed to be a treatise on what I found searching ‘The Triangle movie 2016’ but then I put all of the pictures together, got busy and never did any text – then I was out of town and couldn’t delete the damned thing so – oh well. Today’s post comes regarding an absolutely terrible movie that […]

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THE TRIANGLE (2016) SEE BELOW

July 27, 2016 by theipc

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GREEN ROOM (2015) FOUR MAEBY BLUTHS

July 25, 2016 by theipc

I don’t normally write about mainstream movies – I watch them but stick to more of the obscure stuff – and I know that almost everyone has put something out about this one but, based on what I’ve seen during my air travels it was either this or the miserable Cardinal Matter which I absolutely hated: I was originally interested in this because it was from the guy who did Blue Ruin which I thought was pretty fucking excellent. Then […]

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CARNAGE PARK (2016) I LOVED IT! JB DIDN’T : (

July 20, 2016 by theipc

Not many people come to this place any longer – which is just fine – I just state that because the name JB may be forgotten or unknown to newer folks. JB is the alter ego of Zoë who resides here. We’ve collaborated on a ton of shit over the years and while this isn’t one of those, she still watched this on a recommendation from me and I don’t think she was totally pleased. For anyone who still looks […]

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BLOOD CAR (2007) FOUR TOP HATS

July 19, 2016 by theipc

HAHAHAHA!! I was prepping a new post for sometime this week and came across this old thing. I LOVED this movie! HAHAHA Misty!! ~ Strong language in this post ~ WHAT? How have I never heard of this beauty?? Blood Car was fantastically awesome! Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me anything? What’s going on around here? “China is here? What does that mean, ‘China is here’? I don’t even know what the hell that means.” I don’t know anything. “Wire-tapping […]

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RED, WHITE AND BLUE (2010) THREE TOP HATS

July 4, 2016 by theipc

Today, we Americans proudly recognize our traitorous betrayal of the English throne and celebrate our independence!! In honor of that and in honor of hot dogs and beer, here is my somewhat-annual re-visit to this movie i watched six years ago. GO USA! Today is Independence Day here where I live – the day we celebrate our ancestors rebelling against Tyson’s oppressive and tyrannical, taxing bastard monarchy and set ourselves free!!! “FUCK YOU TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!!” We screamed and threw expensive […]

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INTRUDER (2016)

June 30, 2016 by theipc

Another home invasion movie…is it any good?? It’s alright. It’s REALLY REALLY slow and there’s no big payoff until the last five minutes and then midway through the credits… MID-WAY. Ugh. I don’t want to come across as too negative but it seemed like this movie took forever. I started watching it while Mrs THE IPC was doing some training for work. Then she finished and we took a break. Then she took a bath and it still wasn’t over. […]

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BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS (2016)

June 28, 2016 by theipc

I got a note from wordpress Monday telling me that Monday was my five year anniversary out here and, while I normally don’t care about that kind of thing I was bored and thought I might say something about it. I couldn’t really think of anything fun to talk about then I noticed that I got a search term hit for Helen Buday which makes me very proud and I thought I’d do a study on how things have changed […]

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THE AMITYVILLE PLAYHOUSE (2015) A REAL PIECE OF SHIT

June 24, 2016 by theipc

I don’t get as many people coming by here as I used to – but – for the four of you who still do, you may remember when JB (Zoë) and I tackled entire movie franchises. Due to certain betrothals and changes of employment, we let one slip off of our radar BUT – 13 months later……… we’re fucking back!!! And this movie fucking sucked!! Click the poster above to witness how our suffering ends! And don’t worry, there’s free […]

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