I would never lie to you, The Good and Honest Reader, never. After all, this is “an honest review by an honest guy”. So let’s be honest here, I had been drinking a bunch of beer last Saturday when I sat down to watch this thing and, well, yep, some of this is kind of fuzzy but I do remember that I liked it for a little bit and then thought it got kind of shitty so I got distracted and didn’t pay a ton of attention towards the end. Since I am obligated to let You know what I think of these movies and I am not going to go back and spend another five bucks on this thing, the best I can do is present this to you in the form of… DUM TA DUM – the ipad notes! I did this once before (under the same circumstances hahahaha for Cheerleader Camp on the TGOGTSBPOOBO page) and it kind of got a good response and some chuckles from people I know that read this, so let’s give it another shot, misspellings and all:
thisn isnt too bad
gross meat delivetry
dick secutiry gaurd
thats what you do prick?
these guys sure care about their food for insane people
i used to work ina restraunt
nice rack who is this
who acts likethis
iknow this brake guy
these simps sure are brave for stoney badnmembers
hey that was nice – the two and the black gaurd
i think i know whats goin onhere
nice phone with screwoff headset
i was right
rmember the finger
And there we go 🙂 If you’ve made it this far and if you care, we’ve developed a new standard here today (yay our first one!). This development came after a conversation that went like this:
Mary (entering my office): Hey man! When are you going to post something new??
Me: Well I’ve got these three written up but I don’t know if it’s (dumb finger quotes) right to post every day…
Mary: WHAT? Who cares? You suck
Me: But you just told me that you haven’t read the last three things I did
Mary: Well you’ve been posting every day!!
Mary: I’ll go get caught up (leaves office)
Me (across the hall): That’s the new rule!! I’m not doing anything until you’re caught up!!
So… if I didn’t keep myself in check I would probably post every single day and drive everyone insane so the new standard we developed is “Don’t Post Until Mary is Caught Up“. Also – if you were so inclined, I finally updated the bland “OVERVIEW” page to make it a little bit jazzier than just a picture of me standing in a field. Thank you for reading!