To preface this, I have a friend and coworker that lives somewhere were curbs and fences don’t exist who spends her days floating around in hot air balloons when not subjecting me to regular two hour conference meetings. She also has a habit of griping AT me for things that I don’t know I’ve done or not done (the story of my life) and normally ditches me at the last second when we have to go to uncomfortable meetings with unpleasant and hostile people. We still manage to get along and she’s my friend and all of that shit and I’ll be here to help and everything but we might have reached a point where things could get tricky.
We have an instant messaging system where we work and she regularly sends me this icon thing where one happy face guy slaps another happy face guy on the back of his head causing him pain – as in: she wants to hit me on my head but can’t do it because she works a million miles away. Since she can’t do that, now she’s conspired with her assassins to make my life pitiful and, like we see in many movies, I have to watch my back and look over my shoulder for the rest of my life.
Stacy – one thing to remember – I can get clever when I’m awake and I’m pointing my virtual finger at you, Bruiser. If you’re in the mood, check out this short
attempt at a snuff film video. When I look at this on my phone or iPad, the sound is great, but on the piece of shit they call a “computer” here at work, the sound is really low. This is totally “SFW” but at the very end there’s an expletive.