Isaacs Picture Conclusions


Misty Layne is the genius behind the snark at Cinema Schminema.  When not watching horrible movies, you’ll most often find her hiding in the woods with a notebook and camera, plotting world domination or not sleeping.  Interests include cake, giraffes, and blowing bubbles.


If anyone else is interested in doing this you can like this page or like THIS PAGE or leave me a comment or send me an email to – I actually have a few of these in my pocket and everyone involved has claimed to have had a good time – so let me know : )


I gag uncontrollably when I brush my teeth, do you? I do not.  Might I suggest using toothpaste tabs?  Technically you’re supposed to brush your teeth with them but just chewing them up and rinsing should work pretty well.  Also you’re weird. 😉

If your best friend or loved one turned into a shit eating vampire, would you stake them in the heart?  One, vampires eat blood (drink blood) not shit.  Two, nope.  I’d probably fall madly in love and make them make me a vampire so I could do cool things too!

The Shining scared me so bad when I saw it as a kid that I can’t watch it again. Thoughts?  The Monster Squad had the same effect on me and I’ve never watched it again.  Although I’m planning on watching it again.  Also why were you watching The Shining?  I hardly think that’s appropriate for children.  Right?  You should read the book instead. (ed note: I spent a lot of time by myself as a kid so I didn’t know better….)

You’re at a bar drinking Brandy with Jesus Christ (whatever your religious affiliation is or is not). What do you ask him?  Seriously, can’t ya just make a Youtube video and tell people they’re all kinda missing the point here?  Sheesh, JC. 

John Leguizamo. Yes or no?  In Moulin Rouge and Romeo & Juliet, soooo yes.

Worst movie you’ve ever seen? Note: Anything by Uwe Boll is off the table. This is like asking a five year old what their favorite candy is…can I say Drive just to make Tyty mad?  😉 (ed: really????)

I have a blog friend who claims she doesn’t eat olives, what do you think about that? I think your blog friend is a wonderful and amazing and charming and adorable kickawesome person.  That’s what I think about that.

Could you saw your own arm off with a pocket knife if you had to?  Of course.

If you could adopt an unorthodox pet (no cats or dogs, etc) what would you pick and what would you name him or her? I would pick a Giraffe and name him or her Sgt. Peppers.  I would heist your giraffe because I also want a giraffe.  I got to feed giraffes once!  Their tongues are super long and weird.  Oohhh, or a red panda!!  They’re so cuddly!

You have to have a clock on your desk (no phones or computers). Do you go digital or analog?  I don’t believe in clocks.  Nothing ever starts till I get there.

What are your thoughts on the new trend of hat wearing?  New trend?  You’re saying I shouldn’t have been wearing hats for the past 20 years? That’s ridiculous.

I am not a big fan of big, puffy vests because I don’t understand why you would only want your chest warm in the winter. Please provide your thoughts.  I didn’t understand this either till I moved to Jersey but since that’s your core, if you keep it and your head warm, you’re pretty good to go!

You walk into someone’s office at work and it’s clear they have just farted, what do you do?  I work at home so this entire situation would have to involve me walking in on someone else in MY office in MY house which probably means I’m being burglared so I kick and run.  Kick and run…

Have you ever eaten a Turducken? If so, what did you think?  I have not. 

Texting or calling? What is your preferred method of communicating with another human?  Texting.  I hate talking on the phone.  Meeting in person is best though.  🙂


Not too long ago you posted a picture of yourself after your show’s opening night. In that picture you are wearing a T-Shirt with a unicorn and a rainbow on it. Last year I posted a blurb on my Most Unclean page about a terrible thing called Wicked Lake in which a character draws a picture of a model – it’s a unicorn jumping over a rainbow. What are your thoughts on this?  Ohhh, I think that my shirt is really the model of that except in the case of my shirt the unicorn is eating the rainbow.  Also I think it’s a very old inside joke regarding rainbows and lollipops and sunshines.  Also unicorns are awesome.  I want one.

When you first came to grace our lives on WordPress, your gravatar was something kind of black and white that I could never quite make out. Can you elaborate on what that image was?  Hmmm…that’s an excellent question!  I have absolutely no idea…it might have been a picture of a the Svankmajer version of Alice.  Possibly.  Interesting.

I am a taller person at 6′ 4″. I don’t know why but I always figured you to be shorter, like Mary.

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When I look at the picture of your cast on your site I get the impression that that’s not the case. If you and I had to go mano y mano in The Octagon, how many rounds do you think it would take for you to pummel me senseless?  I am 5’7.  However, I come from a family of giants (quite literally, I have female relatives that are 6” and above) so I’m the shortest person in my family.  (See attached photo for proof!) Coming from a family of giants and being a fairly tiny person means you quickly learn to be scrappy or risk having the sh-t kicked out of you in family games (giants play rough!) so, in short, it would take half a round for me to pummel you senseless.  Unless I have my little (haha!) brother take you on for me.  In which case, it’d be shorter.  😉

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I know you like the newer seasons of Dr. Who (while I am more of a Classic series guy). What do you think about Matt Smith’s eyebrows?  I never noticed his eyebrows since I always stare at his forehead!  I have to go google this, hang on…wait am I missing something here?  His eyebrows look fine.  Maybe a little sparse.  Maybe all of these images are really new?  What’s wrong with his eyebrows, E.???? (ed: there aren’t any!!!!)

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Lastly, you have told me that  you came from small town America. I grew up in the “big city” but all of my relatives hailed from Small Town USA and my mom was even The Kolache Queen where she grew up. Were you ever involved or featured in the Big Parade down Main Street?  I was involved in the Big Parade down Main Street many times, mostly as a member of the band but also because a lot of people in my family were into old cars and I got to sit in the back and wave at people.  I also went to the Potato Festival and almost competed in the Ms. Rutabaga Pageant! 


  1. Thank you, thank you, E!! I had such a great time with this! (I love talking about me ;)). Also I appear to have some serious ADHD going on here, lol. Absolutely brilliant idea you had and I can’t wait to read more from others!! SALI!VA!!!!


  2. Eric – surely this interview doesn’t deserve to be posted? I mean, Misty is being outright slanderous and by mentioning Drive in such a bad light just to get a reaction out of me, therefore she is evil and this is a form of cyber-bullying surely? God damn Misty Pain 🙂

    That aside, some great questions and answers, although I’d be worried about Eric remembering your first gravatar, guessing your size and what t-shirt you were wearing………bloody stalker 🙂

    Great format this Eric, keep up the good work dude 🙂 Tyty out


    • theipc

      it’s called “being observant” Mister Smarty Buckles… It’s something the Youth of today are totally lacking in their skill sets… speaking of defamation and lawsuits… O_o


    • Tyty, you’re just upset because I’m awesome and witty and come from a family of giants. It’s okay, I know its just the jealousy talking. ;-p *giggles* I’m going with the “being observant” excuse for E. *sighs* You young people with your no attention spans today.

      Thanks for reading, Tyty! 😀


  3. Victor De Leon

    “Seriously, can’t ya just make a Youtube video and tell people they’re all kinda missing the point here? Sheesh, JC.” – Ha! Brilliant answer kiddo. I loved this! I feel like I know you much better now lol.:D Thanks!

    – Vic


    • Lol, thanks Vic! I’m one of those idealists who really hopes that one day people will realize we’re all just people and being jerks to each other doesn’t help anyone. 🙂 Glad you enjoyed (it was so much fun to do!). 🙂 Thank you!


  4. So that’s where Misty came from, giants. She’s like Loki…only hopefully she never had to sleep with an eight-legged horse; ah, Norse mythology is always relevant to any discussion. That or she’s the littlest giant, like the BFG and is forced to eat snozzcumbers all the time.


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