Oh man…. well…. it’s been a little under six months since I have borne witness to something awful like this. And by “awful” I mean I can’t unsee what I saw in the last third of this movie. WRONG WRONG NO NO NO WRONG NO NO NO. I was putting up with the terrible, terrible, terrible “acting” and almost enjoying the amusing murdering of everyone this gang of bikers comes across, but then this went to places I can’t type on here because I get enough pervy search engine hits as it is. I typically like to check out the reviews on IMDB and, as we all know, there’s always the ‘GREATEST MOVIE EVER MOTHER FUCKERS!!! and then the “I HATE YOU GO SCREW YOURSELF YOU SONS OF BITCHES ANYONE THAT LIKES THIS IS STUPID AND PATHETIC!!!!!” and this has about 30 of both of those on here (as of today). The premise promised a 70s’ Grindhouse send-up like you’ve never seen, so I went into it open minded and hopeful and NO. NO. NO. If you feel like it you could check out what I am going to try and NOT write about it over on the MOST UNCLEAN page. If you want. I don’t blame you if you don’t.
Once again, thank you for suffering through this type of thing so I don’t have to. I checked out the details on the “MOST UNCLEAN” page and the mental imagery was bad enough.
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It’s a public service here! Thank you for your patronage, my dear friend!
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Reading this leaves me with one question: Have you seen Nude Nuns With Big Guns?
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Yes sir!
https://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2012/02/15/nude-nuns-with-big-guns-2010-two-top-hats/
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LOL on the two extremes of movie reviewers.
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LOL – You know it’s true!!
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The IMDb boards can be frustrating, or they can be the funniest thing you will see on the internet that day.
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I know : ) “WHATEVER YOU DO DONT READ ANYONE ELSES COMMENTS ON HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB IDIOT FUCKERS WHO ARE INBRED AND RETARDED AND WORK FOR THE PRODUCTION COMPANY AND SCREW THE DIRECTOR AND SUCK OFF THE PRODUCER THIS MOVIE SUCKS AND I WANT MY 73 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AND THREE DOLLARS BACK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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I love it when they all come to an agreement that certain posters on a certain board are conspiring members of the production company. That is some good times. Here is one of the funniest discussions I have seen this year, apologies if I have linked you to it before, but this person was afraid that Adaptation might have a spider in it (or else they were trolling) and things went downhill from there: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268126/board/flat/143355223?p=1
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