Isaacs Picture Conclusions

TURISTAS (2006) FOUR TOP HATS

I should probably start off by saying that I would give almost anything with Melissa George and Olivia Wilde spending most of their screen time slinking around in tiny two piece bathing suits four top hats. And, while he’s not my type, for those whose type he is, beefcake Josh Duhamel spends most of his time shirtless as well. Aside from undressed people, I didn’t find any problem with this. It’s definitely not “scary” unless you want to get all realistic and think that this actually happens and never want to travel to a third world country and get your organs harvested. I thought it looked well made and it was bloody as fuck and the cast was all hot and that underground cave scene actually really worked for me because I have a fear of drowning. And spiders. Stupid mother fucking spiders. And I might also be kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda scared of that scorpion prowling around downstairs at work.

If you’re not familiar with this – a group of good looking Americans and Brits head to Brazil for some fun and adventure! Naturally, their bus overturns and they’re stranded on a beautiful beach with beautiful Brazilians and they party like it’s 1999 and they pass out and get robbed and then get lured to the evil doctor’s house to give freely of themselves – meaning their livers and kidneys!! NO GOOD!!  Eventually they realize that they don’t want to end up dead so they try and get out of there and run for their lives! The hunt is on! Will anyone make it out of that cave alive? Who knows?? Well – I know. I  mean, I just finished the damn thing after all.

Well – HMMM. I guess there’s not much else to say. That’s kind of weird for me. I don’t think I’ve ever come in under 300 words. Must be the full moon. Maybe I’ll post something else later today. How about an old 70s flick since tomorrow’s Halloween? I guess we’ll see what happens in the future!

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