Isaacs Picture Conclusions

BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH (2008) THREE SPONGES

Late last year I did some writing about a not so good movie called BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE and ever since then NetFlix has been recommending this and I have been passing it off as something stupid that I shouldn’t bother with. A few weeks ago Mary was griping at me that I hadn’t been doing my Giallos lately and I was getting away from my roots so I went and beer-queued a bunch of them up and then I got four in a row. After three, I thought to myself that I needed something more modern and saw this and thought, well why not….?

So here we are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd I have to say that this really wasn’t “that bad”. It’s extremely silly and the acting is pretty awful all around and the premise is dumb and the dialogue is stupid BUT ——— I liked it! When it first started, during the first twenty minutes or so I was thinking to myself that this could be the stupidest movie I have ever seen. but then they all started dancing and I was getting used to it and I started having fun and by the end I didn’t want it to be over.  It was only an hour long and I had some more time to kill so I even watched the “bloop reel” and a couple of making ofs. It looks like everyone involved had a total blast making this and no one took anything seriously and that’s what I like about things like this.

We all know the story right? College chicks want to earn some moneys so they strip down to their bikinis and go get lathered up and wash cars while lesbians get BJs and pervs sit in the driver’s seat watching their boobs get smeared all over the windows. And the university professors grade their test papers with words like “YOU’RE FAT” and “FUCK YOU”.  And they have a seance with a homemade Ouija board and summon up the ghost of the mass murdering chef one of them raped with a rake after he killed a whole bunch of people. And knife dance-offs.  And intestine sucking. And nipple cutting. And pissing in the hot tub. And a friendly old football buddy to football buddy head job, you know, because he misses his mom. But that’s OK….  Kids!!

The lady in the picture above was kind of annoying for a little bit but I really got to like her and her one liners. She also goes around kicking dudes in the nuts for talking, so be careful. I didn’t love the long haired professor who turns himself into a little girl and dances around his room in his underwear while he has a character named Peaches tied up in his closet. It was pretty funny how the Killer Chef just kind of shows up whenever and it was kind of disturbing when he stuck that cut off nipple on Peaches’ forehead. In the end I really did like this but I can’t go on record saying this is a well made movie. If you want to give this a shot, you can’t take this seriously for one second and just try and enjoy it. For the record, I totally liked this actress and her character:

On a side note, I actually watched this several weeks ago and right when I was ready to post it. my bloggy friend Misty posted something about this exact same movie so I put it on the shelf to let the proper statute of limitations pass so I don’t get sued for some sort of copyright infringement.  I had hoped, during the layover, to get a hold of the first one of this trilogy BIKINI BLOODBATH and the third, BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTMAS, but I haven’t been able to find copies of either. Oh well, I’ll keep my eye out. : (

Hey Lem – do you remember that guy that yelled at me on Twitter because I didn’t like his scene in DONNER PASS? He’s in this. Hi Russ!

9 comments

  1. Hahahahaa, oh this movie!! And yes, poor Peaches. And poor that girl that everyone kept calling fat. But hey, she survived because she went to get waffles so eff everybody else! *giggles* I need to watch the rest of this trilogy – hopefully it’s on Netflix (or Amazon)!

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