Well – sadly – this one wasn’t too exciting either… George Hilton and his moustache are back in what is basically a police procedural with a TON of dialogue and not very much action. I mean , this started off pretty good with a little bit of this:
and some of this:
and even a little bit of this:
but then it just went into a whole lot of this:
and a bunch of this:
and some of this:
Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.
A police inspector investigating the death of a man and a child gets his head popped of by a large piece of machinery! Hilton and his stache are called in to pick up where he left off! The machinery operator is found hanged, a sure suicide! But after inspecting the site of his death (and talking about it for a good fifteen minutes) it’s ruled a…. MURDER!!! Soon, he plays with his girlfriend’s boobs and spends an hour roaming the countryside, talking to people. In between that and the last second payoff – a handful of people are… MURDERED!!!
I guess I don’t have much to say about this one either : ( – it’s pretty boring and bland and it’s way too long and there’s way too much talking. The big payoff in this one was kind of silly, there’s barely any loose boobs going around and there’s just no meat in this taco.
Not much to go with here at MY DEAR KILLER. After Christmas dinner the other day at my in-laws, I was standing at the back door trying to get a signal to check my email on my phone and my brother in-law went past me to go outside and smoke. As he exited he grumbled “My ass is so bored…” and I liken that to this movie: “it’ll bore your ass off”.
Oh well – at least we’ve got a WICKED ASS interview coming out tomorrow!!! Stay tuned!!