Isaacs Picture Conclusions

ISAACS INTERVIEWS KLOIPY (part 1)

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I would like to offer a HUGE thanks for Seth over at KLOIPY SPEAKS for sitting down with me to answer these hotter-than-Bieber’s-weed questions. I mean, we all know and love Seth from his blog, but did you know that he was once the star of a science fiction TV show?? He played the captain of a star ship and spent years alienating his cast and fans. Eventually he was contacted by a group of aliens who had modeled their society after the show by viewing his “historical documents”. Being asked to save their entire race from a menacing threat, he eventually learned to relish his role as The Commander and saved not only them, but the Earth as well. Never give up!! Never surrender!!

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Here we go!! A new set of questions for the new year and now, if you’re interested, you can pick from the 2012 set or the 2013 set or BOTH! I never want to bother anyone so just let me know if you want to participate!! Like this page or like THIS page or leave me a comment or send me an email to ei@theipc.meAs always, if you’ve expressed interest and I haven’t gotten back to you, I would never ignore you, I am just slow and deliberate and try to do things one at a time and do them right the first time – I PROMISE I will get back to you. All my best – ei.

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THANK YOU SETH FOR DOING THIS!!!!

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I gag uncontrollably when I brush my teeth, do you?

No way man. Lost my gag reflex during my trip to Thailand. Kidding. (ED: What happens inThailand stays in Thailand {or so I’ve heard O_+})

If your best friend or loved one turned into a shit eating vampire, would you stake them in the heart?

No way man. I’d rather be a shit eating vampire than a loved one killer

The Shining scared me so bad when I saw it as a kid that I can’t watch it again. Thoughts?

I watched it for the first time as a 10 year old and it has remained on the top of my favorite scary movies list. If you want you could watch the tv version first then watch the movie and compare/contrast them.

You’re at a bar drinking Brandy with Jesus Christ (whatever your religious affiliation is or is not). What do you ask him?

First off, why did we kill and drink Brandy, musical superstar? Second, I would ask him to tell me all his thoughts on God, cause I’d really like to meet her and ask her why we’re who we are.

John Leguizamo. Yes or no?

You know what, I can’t hate the man. He is annoying as shit but I don’t hate him.

Worst movie you’ve ever seen? Note: Anything by Uwe Boll is off the table.

Munchie and The Garbage Pail Kids are just god awful.

I have a blog friend who claims she doesn’t eat olives, what do you think about that?

I would drink a jar of green olive juice so I would say she is missing the boat on the whole olive thing. (ED: I always finish off my jar of olives with a couple of tasty swigs!!)

Could you saw your own arm off with a pocket knife if you had to?

I don’t think I could. Unless it was to save my family. I don’t like tweezing my eyebrows so I think this might be off the table. (ED: I totally agree. I would cut out my own beating heart and eat it to save my family)

If you could adopt an unorthodox pet (no cats or dogs, etc) what would you pick and what would you name him or her? I would pick a Giraffe and name him or her Sgt. Peppers.

Well I did own a Basilisk lizard and named him Shakespeare

You have to have a clock on your desk (no phones or computers). Do you go digital or analog?

It would be a grandfather clock in my cubicle (ED: AWESOME!)

What are your thoughts on the new trend of hat wearing?

I don’t have the head shape that compliments hats, but when did hats go out of style? I’m sure my local haberdasher would have quite the words to say about that.

I am not a big fan of big, puffy vests because I don’t understand why you would only want your chest warm in the winter. Please provide your thoughts.

Unless I’m auditioning for a local theater production of Brokeback Mountain there is no reason to ever wear a puffy vest.

You walk into someone’s office at work and it’s clear they have just farted, what do you do?

You get as close to them as you can. Look them directly in the eye and whisper ‘I know what you did, and I like it’. (ED: LOLOL!!)

Have you ever eaten a Turducken? If so, what did you think?

No I haven’t. I would try it if someone made it, but that is too much work.

Texting or calling? What is your preferred method of communicating with another human?

I would prefer to text but I am a very slow texter.

and then ~

I was reading a magazine the other day and noticed a piece about how you were instrumental in developing the machine that makes Pringles. What was your inspiration??

I went through a long period of experimenting with DMT in Borneo and I came to realize how insanely thin the veneer of reality is, how we are nothing but a ball of swirling atoms that just pushed away from each other in some point of time and yet we are all still connected by are smallest parts. Then it hit me. Thin Chips. People want and crave thin chips. (ED: Thank God for epiphanies!!)

I am not a big Bible guy, but I’ve read it. In the Old Testament there are passages about giants and the like. In March (2012), the internets were abuzz about a giant finger being found in Egypt. It was all rotten and mummified but it looked real enough to me. What do you think about ancient giants walking the earth??

Well I’ve heard that They Might Be Giants but I’m not sure

Your notoriety precedes you as “the guy that was very disruptive on the set of MYSTIC RIVER”. So much that you and Tim Robbins almost got into a fist fight. Can you tell our readers what that was all about??

Well it is simple. I said this movie is completely stupid and overrated and I can’t understand a goddamn word coming out of anyone’s mouth. He took a swing and I dodged. No big deal.

Have you ever been trying to integrate yourself in to the comforts of a primitive jungle society and eaten or drank anything out of a cleaned out human skull???

Like I said, I spent a long time in Borneo so it is kind of an insult to NOT drink or eat out of a human skull. (ED: Duly noted!!)

And lastly – who do you think the Professor boinked most on Gilligan’s Island?? Ginger? Mary Anne? Mrs. Howell??

Well legend has it that Ginger was a ‘three hour whore’

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