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THE THREE MINUTE REVIEW: STASH (2007) ONE TOP HAT

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I’ve been watching a lot of shit that Netflix has been shitting in my face recommending for me and normally I’ve been able to come out here and passive aggressively explain how I didn’t care for something – think ANNA’S EVE or CAMP SLAUGHTER – but this time I can’t. This movie was just fucking terrible and that’s all there is to it. Some dudes try to steal some guy’s weed, he catches them and instead of blowing their heads off, he makes them bring him three girls he can rape and murder, screaming “SHAZAM!!!!!!!” when he blows his wad. That’s all you need to know about this movie and I am tagging it with 2013 because this will definitely make the yearly POOP list.

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SHAZAM, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

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9 comments

    • theipc

      I don’t know, my man – I just log into NF every now and then and check the “people who rented this also rented this” and then queue everything up. You’re NOT missing out on anything!!!!

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  1. wordschat

    I’m on Netflix Canada too and haven’t come across it. Have watched the 1313 flicks that are almost gay porn but with acting almost as bad as Kristen Stewart’s. They good just to see how bad and dumb they can be.

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