I’ve been watching a lot of shit that Netflix has been
shitting in my face recommending for me and normally I’ve been able to come out here and passive aggressively explain how I didn’t care for something – think ANNA’S EVE or CAMP SLAUGHTER – but this time I can’t. This movie was just fucking terrible and that’s all there is to it. Some dudes try to steal some guy’s weed, he catches them and instead of blowing their heads off, he makes them bring him three girls he can rape and murder, screaming “SHAZAM!!!!!!!” when he blows his wad. That’s all you need to know about this movie and I am tagging it with 2013 because this will definitely make the yearly POOP list.
SHAZAM, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!