Thanks so much to Misty over at CINEMA SCHMINEMA for passing me the baton in the Movie Jail Relay Race! The Movie Jail Relay Race was started by Nostra from My Filmviews and Terrence from The Focused Filmographer. Now the official rules are as follows:
”It’s time to put some movie people in jail. The object is to give a prosecutor’s argument as to why these movie people belong in “Movie Jail” whether it be for violating the integrity of the content source of one their films, or being a sell-out, just making bad movies overall, getting worse as time goes on or not being in a good movie for many years. The baton will be passed to another blogger who will have to do the following:
In order to free someone from Movie Jail they have to do 2 things
1 – Give a defense attorney argument defending the plaintiff
2 – Pay bail: the cost of which is another case for the court and a prosecutor’s argument against the actor/director of their choice that will replace the one set free.
There must always be 10 people in Movie Jail.”
Current Inmates are:
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Participants (so far):
11. Aziza’s Picks
13. i luv cinema
15. The Warning Sign
16. 3 Guys 1 Movie
21. Head In A Vice
Who’s getting let out? I don’t see any reason why this man has to suffer any longer for a slight misdemeanor:
I mean, all he did was float a stop sign, for Christ’s sake!! I mean the guy co-wrote CABIN IN THE WOODS which was one of my favorite movies last year. Come on! Firefly?? SERENITY anyone?? And – what??? I LOVED THE AVENGERS!! (In all honesty, the only thing I DIDN’T like about THE AVENGERS was the new take on Captain America’s mask, but oh well). I can’t even wait for the next one, so let’s let him out and get him back on that set!
Now that that business is over, let’s get on with what I hope will be a long, long, long stint in the joint for this douche:
Doesn’t he look pretty with his prison tattoos?? First – I have NEVER thought his shit was funny!! NEVER!! Then they go and put him in the movies??? In GOOD LUCK CHUCK he gets to bang Jessica Alba??? I don’t think so!! And what the FUCK is up with those goddammed hand gestures?? What the fuck?? PUKE. I sentence him to a lifetime behind rusty bars for his crimes against humanity!!
Now I get to pass the judge’s robe to someone. So – in true IPC fashion, I soiled it real good and send it over to BRIAN @ HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO! Be sure to check out who he decides to loose!! (Did you see how I used the word “loose” correctly?) THANKS MISTY!!! (P.S. Misty – LOVE those bars you made!! For reals!)