Entry by: yours truly
Honestly, this wasn’t as god-awful as I feared it would be, but it was pretty, pretty stinky. The acting was atrocious by everyone involved, I don’t know what kind of camera they used but I could barely see what was going on half the time, there’s a character in here -that supposedly has some sort of importance in the plot – that makes no fucking sense, the special effects were really kind of terrible and there’s some sort of iffy “big twist” in here that was also very unbelievable but the actresses were all good to look at and we got to see some boobs. Another
strong decent reasonable point in here – lots of torn out eyeballs.
The opening scene starts off with four or five bitches forcing a girl to strip naked, crawl into some labyrinthine basement and play the “Mirror Game” to LEARNHERFUCKINGLESSONBITCH!!! That’ll fucking teach her!! Down there, she slinks down a shitty corridor and into a shitty room where there’s nothing but a cracked, shitty mirror on the wall. So she stands in front of it and says “I believe in Bloody Mary” a bunch of times and some shitty demon thing with claws comes out of the darkness and starts ripping her to pieces. “That’ll learn her,” the lead bitch says. “But she’s really hurting!” Someone wails. “No, that’s just Scooter down there scaring here,” says Lead Bitch right as Scooter comes running up, out of breath because his car broke down and he had to run three miles. AWKWARD!!!! So they all just leave her down there to die a miserable death at the hands of something unknown.
Up next comes the dead girl’s older (and very good looking) sister – “Natalie” who is some sort of journalist and she’s gonna find out just what the fuck happened to her sister, right after she does a shower scene. During the course of her adventures she meets stupid cops, the bitchy nurses at the INSANE ASYLUM!!!, insane people, redneck doctors, horny orderlies and – wait for it…… wait for it……… Cory Monteith the hunky heartthrob from GLEE!! YAY!! SWOON!!! He doesn’t do any lip syncing in this one or make out with 30 year-olds pretending to be teenagers, but he does have a couple of lines and then leaves for good.
In any case, girls go around taking off their shirts, someone spits on someone else, bodies pile up, there’s a big twist that makes no sense and then a ridiculous ending that might even piss you the fuck off. Having seen a bunch of entries come in for SHITFEST 2013 over the last couple of weeks I think I can say that this is NOT the shittiest of the shit, but it’s pretty bad. Bad, bad. There’s even a character in here named Railroad. Anyway – come back tomorrow for an exciting entry full of mystery and intrigue, danger and love, hatred and fear, from MARKED MOVIES.