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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 25: FOREVER EVIL (1987)

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Entry by: WIDE WEIRD WORLD OF CULT FILMS

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Forever Evil (1987)

Director: Roger Evans

Stars: Red Mitchell, Tracey Huffman, Charles L Trotter

A group of annoyingly preppy young adults go to a fancy cabin only to be killed off by some old looking zombie. the lone survivor Marc decides to find this evil being. With the help of the mysterious Reggie and the too cool for school Detective Leo, they find out that some things truly are….Forever Evil! See what I did there? That would have been a totally sweet IMDB synopsis. I wonder if they pay for those?

Six Things I’ve Learned From Forever Evil

1. Your hero shouldn’t look like an adult version of the “My Buddy” doll that was big in the 80’s.

2. The zombie in this film looks like one of those thirty dollar K Mart decorations you put on your front porch holding a bowl of snickers with a sign that says “EYE see when you take more than one!” I shoulda taken two or three. I’m such a coward.

3. I wish I had my own theme music like Leo did. Maybe something light and jazzy. Something that would make people know I mean business, but I have a wacky side as well. I’ll get on that.

4.  Important scenes in this film include a nosy neighbor of Leo’s telling her friend on the telephone every single fucking story in the tabloids and Leo’s entire trip to the mailbox to mail a letter to Marc that he could have just phone the asshole and told him.

5. When filming a bloody shower scene, it’s best not to film it in a place that has blood red tiles in it.

6. Real estate agents really are evil!

25 comments

  1. You should make a list of stupid things people do, and methinks they are so stupid they deserve to die. Like this one scene on Walikng Dead…. there’s this father and son, lone survivors in a small town…they cover all the windows with heavy black curtains ( I assume they don’t want the zombies to know there are living people in that house), but then at night, they light up the house with one million candles, plus a few lamps here and there. The whole house is lit up. LOL Plus, it looks like they’ll be in that house for a long time. They’re gonna use up all the candles. Stupid.

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    • theipc

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      AWESOME!!!

      Or when you inherit a decrepit house that’s been abandoned for 30 years and you find a freezer full of 30 year old frozen meat and you go ahead and eat EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S HUMAN MEAT!!!

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