Fun with words wasn’t as much fun as I had hoped, so let’s get back to things I do better: movies. The things I do out here are not directed to get a shit-ton of traffic. What I do here is write about movies I watch and, in reality, try and PROTECT YOU from things you should never, ever bother with because I care about you. Is this “MOST UNCLEAN”? Nah. This is just one of the stupidest, boring, non-violent, non-nude, terrible-dialogue, fuck-you, piece of shit movies I’ve ever seen.
There aren’t even any pictures of this STANK out on the internet so there’s one I made myself before I Poo-ed on the DVD and mailed it back to Netflix. I mean, really? I’ve gotten used to miserable acting in these shitty movies I tend to watch but REALLY?? THIS. WAS. AWFUL. The cast couldn’t even RUN well. There were at least three times where one of the actors messed up their lines and they didn’t edit it out or reshoot, there are times when the “lead” is reading what she is typing on the computer (one of my all time pet peeves) and then they show what she’s typing and they are different than the words she said, and then the whole ending doesn’t make any goddamned fucking sense whatsoever. Who in the fuck financed a sequel to this???
There’s another still for you. I think that’s one of the cast members hiding from the production crew. If anyone is interested, this is a BLATANT and FOUL rip off of Friday the 13th, including a dude in a hockey mask killing counselors at a summer camp. The kills are mostly off screen and consist of someone talking “aaaaahhhhhhrrrrgggg” and then falling over. The acting is worse than that home movie you made back in the 80s that you’re ashamed to show anyone, the dialogue is MISERABLE, the characters are totally stupid and to top it all off, there’s not even any skin. Barely any blood and no boobs. I guess they thought this would be a thinking man’s horror? Whatever. Terrible. I predict you will enjoy your afternoon – um – “constitutional” more than three minutes of this.