HA HA HA – Reeker! I watched this a couple of months ago and then forgot about it once SHITFEST fired up, so if some of my details are iffy, please forgive me. The inspiration to revisit this? This post right here. I remember I saw Reeker a long time ago, whenever it first came to DVD and I gave it a watch – and someone may or may not have been under the influence of some, uh, er, um, “tobacco” – but I remembered kind of liking it and now that this place exists, I thought I’d give it another shot, which I did and, while it didn’t inspire me to face my greatest fears and say, look at a tarantula or eat another brown egg or go to an Oklahoma State football game, it didn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out. it wasn’t too bad IMO, not great but OK.
So – if I remember correctly, this opens up with a family cruising across the country in a station waggie and they pull off the side of the road so one of ’em can piss and the dad ends up cut in half or something like that by something outside the shot and everyone gives a good scream. Oh yeah – and something smells stinky like poo…. or DEATH!!!!!!
Cut to some dorm (or something) and some douche character steals some pills from Eric Mabius (of all people) and he and his four dopey friends head off to party and live it up, including Arielle Kebbel. Little do they know that where they’re going, they’re only going to live it up one way…. by DYING!!!!!! Even in the shitter!! Nothing is safe!!!! AUGH!!!!!!
I think the concept and idea behind Reeker is actually pretty solid – I think it was the first of this “type” of movie that I had seen, or at least hadn’t forgot about – but the dialogue is pretty lame and, while this is common and we just kind of have to deal with it, the characters do things that NO ONE WOULD EVER DO OR SAY. EVER.
Drug guy gets his arm sliced off.
Blind guy: well at least you can see.
Drug guy: Well at least you can still beat off!!!!
Anyway – there’s a LOT worse out there: see SHITFEST but, this isn’t probably going to be on the top of anyone’s best of 2005 lists. Because that’s what we do in 2013, make best of 2005 lists. Well, maybe some people do – that’s their prerogative. And always remember, if you should lose your arm to a rotting essence of death, don’t think to run or bandage it up, concern yourself with your next beat off session. Totes!
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Is that Bret Michaels?
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Yep – it sure is!! That’s him on the shitter during a break from Rock of Love.
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Wahey! Finally, the review we’ve been waiting for! I think the first thing I’d be concerned with if I lost my arm was how I am going to wipe… Love the review. Glad it has finally got the ICP treatment.
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Inspired by YOU!!!
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Curious, Oklahoma State football games are scary?
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Just their fans and their head coach…..
If you think Canadians are bad you should go to Stillwater, OK……
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If you think O State is bad, try watching CFL. Zoinks.
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I tried watching CFL once and couldn’t continue after seeing the 55 yard line.
Canadians!!!!!!!!
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It’s shit…I hate it. I wish we could just trash the CFL and get Toronto an NFL team other than the Buffalo Bills.
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Honestly – I am 100% surprised the NFL hasn’t moved into that market yet. *shrugs*
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Me neither. 4rth largest city in North America. Insane.
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Does that girl not know how to wipe her own butt? Or did she just plop out something questionable?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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So this is a movie about a monster who stinks?
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Basically!!! It’s “death” and he stinks like allgitout!
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This seems like an abandoned episode of X Files or something.
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Totally – with a little blood and a toilet death : )
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LMAO! I must watch this! Although it sounds vaguely similar to that Eli Roth movie with that dude from Boy Meets World…yeah? Maybe? No?
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Cabin Fever???
It’s not like that at all : ) I think YOU would like this one : )
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YES!! That’s the one! I hated that fucking movie.
Is it like Ass Zombies then? Ah, well, I added it to my Amazon wishlist/cart thing so I will eventually see it! 🙂
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I’m not sure about Ass Zombies… I haven’t – um – seen that – um – beauty LOL!!
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First off, the banner, what’s that from? Second, this movie looks very interesting. I always remember Arielle Kebbel as the girl from an American Pie movie (Band Camp, I think) that DID NOT get naked. So disappointing.
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LOL!! I have the header set to “random” – which one did you land on?
I like Kebbel – BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to that!!!!
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Two little twin girls that looked like dolls.
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That was found during a google image search of “creepy pictures”… LOL
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Dying on the toilet… that’s why it’s called reeker! When your done with this you must watch Monsturd – when turds attack! (that would have been great for shitfest) 🙂
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I like the idea!!! Maybe it will be the kickoff post for SHITFEST: FALL : )
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This was alright wasnt it!!?!?! I watched it as I liked the guy from Hostel (not in that way). Seen a lot worse thats for sure 🙂
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I’ve definitely seen a LOT worse than this. Did you ever see the sequel? I think I did and I think it was better than this – with a higher production value.
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I don’t think so……I’ll have to go IMDB it to see if it rings any bells
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How’s your break going? Getting some rest?
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Yeah its good dude, although my question time posts get lots of comments so im still classing replying to them as work!
Need to email you, got to find some time to chat. Hows Friday night for you. I imagine your drinking or out, but let me know 🙂
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“Whenever” works for me : )
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Eric! That dialogue is hilarious. 😀
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Nice!!
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