Isaacs Picture Conclusions

A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: MAN OF STEEL

MOST

SPOILER

*** FOR REALS – I AM GIVING AWAY THE END OF THE MOVIE IN ABOUT TEN SECONDS**

This was the conversation on the way to the car (well, there was more but this is what I am posting:

MRS. THE IPC: Are you going to write about it?

THE IPC: No, a bunch of other people will and they’ll do a much better job than I would.

MRS. THE IPC: What would you give it?

THE IPC: Oh, probably a four. It was way too fucking long. Loved that he had to kill Zod to end the thing. Fucking greatness! Ballsy… I also loved that he hated what he had to do.

MRS. THE IPC: Yeah…

THE IPC: Did you like it?

MRS. THE IPC: Too much fighting.

~ END ~

34 comments

  1. GaryLee828

    I just saw a special edition director’s cut where Scrotey shows up at the end and kicks Zod in the nuts and kills him; it was epic!

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    • theipc

      HA HA!! I guess when it comes to boobs, Kal El’s mom had some nice ones… HAHAHAHA I just cracked myself up…

      Did you two go see it? I liked it – but way too long. We both liked the new guy – Henry Cavill.

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  2. Here’s my version after watching yesterday: explosion, explosion, explosion, shit falling from the sky, explosion, explosion, how is Ghost Dad able to move things, explosion, why is Superman’s the only blue and red suit from the planet and how was it the perfect size?, shit falling from the sky, is this movie ever going to end?, explosion, explosion, END. I agree with Mrs. IPC.

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      • theipc

        OH MY GOD GROSS!!!!!!!!

        That’s almost as bad as our experience. We bought our tickets weeks in advance and showed up a little early. Turns out the A/C in that theater was broken so they offered us two seats in the IMAX theater ON THE FRONT ROW. I wanted to tell the guy to fuck off and go to hell but he gave us free tickets for anything in the future and two seats at another showing two hours later.

        So we had to mingle around a god damn mall for three hours. It was awful. Then we got into the movie and sat next to this family with a three or four year old kid who kept screaming for candy the entire time. I have never wanted to punch a kid so bad…

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      • Oh geez. Your experience was definitely worse. We had kids two seats down but the most they did was every once in awhile kick the railing we all had our feet on.

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  3. Mrs. THEIPC.ME

    I should qualify my too much fighting statement – I LOVE the old Superman movies – this was just too much fighting and seemed a bit of a rip off from Star Trek (i mean Nero’s ship was almost identical to Zod’s ship and the fight scene in Avenger’s in the downtown area was pretty much the same exact scene minus Iron Man). I mean – there was maybe 10 whole minutes of Clark Kent. Whatever!! Loved Henry Cavill and have higher hopes for the next movie. Sorry – just wanted to give my 2 cents worth. 🙂 Love you Sweetie! XO

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