Isaacs Picture Conclusions



This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL 

Here’s how this movie was experienced:

*Saturday Night – After we had been playing in a golf tournament all day, baking in the sun and drinking beer (well, I was)*

MRS. THE IPC: E.J. there’s NOTHING to watch…

ME: How about MAMA?

MRS. THE IPC:  Are you kidding me? Has all of that sun gone to your head?

ME: Wanna give OZ a try?


*30 Minutes later*

ME: I’m so fucking bored with this movie. Why do people think Franco is such a good actor??”

MRS. THE IPC: Beats me. Wanna go over to Todd’s and swim?

ME: Sure

ME (THINKING): I sure wish one of Mila Kunis’ tits would pop out of that dress…

*Sunday Morning*

MRS. THE IPC: Wanna try and finish OZ?

ME: Sure

*An hour and a half later*

MRS. THE IPC: Well that turned out better than we thought, huh?

ME: Yep – not too bad. I totally liked the little china glass girl doll.

MRS. THE IPC: Yep, totes.

ME: I could have done with a little less high intensity color.


ME: Franco’s still a goddamned stooge.

MRS. THE IPC: Oh he’s not THAT bad, crab.

ME: I hate his guts.

MRS. THE IPC: His guts, huh?

ME: Totes.

And that’s that! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go golfing with THE IPC? Here’s a little teaser:



      • GaryLee828

        I can see why people think Franco is dull in this role, but he actually is a good actor who is capable of pulling off a wide range of roles; he should get an Oscar nomination for “Spring Breakers” – and I’m not even kidding. He fully and wholly came out of himself and BECAME an entirely different person. He was all-in for the role in “Spring Breakers” where as in “Oz” he looked bored. It’s funny b/c it seems the harder the role, the more he excels.

        You give him an easy role and he comes across very vanilla, and I think it’s b/c he’s bored, and not being challenged, and just comes across unmotivated. That’s my impression, anyway. “Spring Breakers” is definitely not for everyone, and I understand why some hate it, but no one can deny Franco’s performance. It’s similar as Elijah Woods in his “Maniac” role.


  1. so what’s with the horse head? you posting a Harlem Shake video next??? lol just kidding…i’ve been thinking about watching Oz but haven’t quite talked myself into it yet. Now I think I’ll try to watch it but only after a margarita or two.


  2. I thought Mama was really disappointing. But not as disappointing as I’d probably find Oz. I remember when I learned they had cast Franco as Oz. I thought, “Really, Sam Raimi??” The only thing I liked James Franco in was Pineapple Express. Other than that, he can piss off.


  3. GaryLee828

    Wait, you wanted to prove to people that you don’t only watch horseshit movies…so you watched “Oz The Great & Powerful”? LOL.


      • GaryLee828

        Mila Kunis as the wicked witch made this movie a complete joke; her performance was dreadful. She’s good in most of her other roles, and overall is a pretty good actress, but was grossly miscast as the wicked witch here. Yeah, there are definitely worse movies out there, but this was an underwhelming let-down. There’s a reason you & the Mrs. could not watch in one sitting. 🙂


  4. I have to say, I didn’t find it all that bad. It looked great but the story was weak. As for Franco, I normally despise the man but I thought he done well in this.

    By the way, is that a big white turd that’s landed behind you on the golf course. It looks like it just dropped from your arse. 😉

    Boat Drinks!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: