This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL
Here’s how this movie was experienced:
*Saturday Night – After we had been playing in a golf tournament all day, baking in the sun and drinking beer (well, I was)*
MRS. THE IPC: E.J. there’s NOTHING to watch…
ME: How about MAMA?
MRS. THE IPC: Are you kidding me? Has all of that sun gone to your head?
ME: Wanna give OZ a try?
MRS. THE IPC: Sure.
*30 Minutes later*
ME: I’m so fucking bored with this movie. Why do people think Franco is such a good actor??”
MRS. THE IPC: Beats me. Wanna go over to Todd’s and swim?
ME (THINKING): I sure wish one of Mila Kunis’ tits would pop out of that dress…
MRS. THE IPC: Wanna try and finish OZ?
*An hour and a half later*
MRS. THE IPC: Well that turned out better than we thought, huh?
ME: Yep – not too bad. I totally liked the little china glass girl doll.
MRS. THE IPC: Yep, totes.
ME: I could have done with a little less high intensity color.
MRS. THE IPC: Yep.
ME: Franco’s still a goddamned stooge.
MRS. THE IPC: Oh he’s not THAT bad, crab.
ME: I hate his guts.
MRS. THE IPC: His guts, huh?
And that’s that! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go golfing with THE IPC? Here’s a little teaser: