This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL
Here’s how this movie was experienced:
*Saturday Night – After we had been playing in a golf tournament all day, baking in the sun and drinking beer (well, I was)*
MRS. THE IPC: E.J. there’s NOTHING to watch…
ME: How about MAMA?
MRS. THE IPC: Are you kidding me? Has all of that sun gone to your head?
ME: Wanna give OZ a try?
MRS. THE IPC: Sure.
*30 Minutes later*
ME: I’m so fucking bored with this movie. Why do people think Franco is such a good actor??”
MRS. THE IPC: Beats me. Wanna go over to Todd’s and swim?
ME: Sure
ME (THINKING): I sure wish one of Mila Kunis’ tits would pop out of that dress…
*Sunday Morning*
MRS. THE IPC: Wanna try and finish OZ?
ME: Sure
*An hour and a half later*
MRS. THE IPC: Well that turned out better than we thought, huh?
ME: Yep – not too bad. I totally liked the little china glass girl doll.
MRS. THE IPC: Yep, totes.
ME: I could have done with a little less high intensity color.
MRS. THE IPC: Yep.
ME: Franco’s still a goddamned stooge.
MRS. THE IPC: Oh he’s not THAT bad, crab.
ME: I hate his guts.
MRS. THE IPC: His guts, huh?
ME: Totes.
And that’s that! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go golfing with THE IPC? Here’s a little teaser:
How dare you speak ill of Sir James Franco?
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What can I say??? I’m not a fan….
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I can see why people think Franco is dull in this role, but he actually is a good actor who is capable of pulling off a wide range of roles; he should get an Oscar nomination for “Spring Breakers” – and I’m not even kidding. He fully and wholly came out of himself and BECAME an entirely different person. He was all-in for the role in “Spring Breakers” where as in “Oz” he looked bored. It’s funny b/c it seems the harder the role, the more he excels.
You give him an easy role and he comes across very vanilla, and I think it’s b/c he’s bored, and not being challenged, and just comes across unmotivated. That’s my impression, anyway. “Spring Breakers” is definitely not for everyone, and I understand why some hate it, but no one can deny Franco’s performance. It’s similar as Elijah Woods in his “Maniac” role.
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so what’s with the horse head? you posting a Harlem Shake video next??? lol just kidding…i’ve been thinking about watching Oz but haven’t quite talked myself into it yet. Now I think I’ll try to watch it but only after a margarita or two.
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It’s not too bad… a little bit too much but not too bad…
The tournament we were in – they were driving around asking people to take pictures teeing off in that damn mask (for a couple of mulligans). It was around 95 out there that day and about 140 in that damn thing. Terrible!!
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yeah but it looked awesome! hilarious pic
Oh and women don’t like Franco for his acting ability…I’m just sayin. I forgot to mention that part yesterday
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LOL
They like him for his massive……. grin?
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lol
that’s it! yeah, we’ll go with that
: )
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HA!!
: )
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Nice horn!
I hated this movie. Hated! HATED!!!
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Me too!!!!!
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LADIES!!
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Good! Glad we are united in our hatred of this movie. 😉
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Unicornus!!
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He’s so fluffy!
Wait. Never mind. You’ve never watched that movie… 😉
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I thought Mama was really disappointing. But not as disappointing as I’d probably find Oz. I remember when I learned they had cast Franco as Oz. I thought, “Really, Sam Raimi??” The only thing I liked James Franco in was Pineapple Express. Other than that, he can piss off.
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He can piss off – AMEN Weebles!
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Ha! you’re just wearing that unicorn mask in the hope that virgins near and far will let you put your head in their laps, aren’t you, Eric?
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I was hoping some would come around and I could harvest their blood so we could all get together and drink it as an initiation into The BOOFS!
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Eeeuw! I’m a vegetarian!
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Virgin eggplants???
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Haha!
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Wait, you wanted to prove to people that you don’t only watch horseshit movies…so you watched “Oz The Great & Powerful”? LOL.
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I’ve certainly seen much worse than this, hombre.
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Mila Kunis as the wicked witch made this movie a complete joke; her performance was dreadful. She’s good in most of her other roles, and overall is a pretty good actress, but was grossly miscast as the wicked witch here. Yeah, there are definitely worse movies out there, but this was an underwhelming let-down. There’s a reason you & the Mrs. could not watch in one sitting. 🙂
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*giggles* I love this new segment!
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: )
HA HA – me too : )
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I came for the review, and I stayed for the golf lessons.
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And that, my friend, is how you fail to successfully land on the green, using the wrong iron….
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CHINA GIRL ROCKS! 🙂
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I sure did like her : )
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Yep, boring as f**k.
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*EH* I thought it picked up. It made me happy when he shushed the BLEEPING Munchkin song.
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Hahahahah true true
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They don’t make kids movies like they used to. The 80s/early 90s were the Golden Age. Nice horse BTW…
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LOL – thank you kindly : )
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So both you and Film Hipster Chris have just reviewed this. Level with us, he’s Mrs IPC, isn’t he?
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Did he now???
Let’s look at the facts. He did take a week off. I did go golfing wearing a unicorn mask. We both posted the same thing.
I guess it could be possible….!
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I wish! But he would have to convert into a Canadian and that ain’t happening man. believe me I’ve tried.
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I wish your wife did all your reviews. Much more fun to read 😉
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I KNOW!!!
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I sure wish one of Eric’s tits would pop out of that Sooners shirt…
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LOL!!!
That was our third hole. You should have seen the scene by hole 12….. full frontal nudity everywhere…
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Huh-huh “third hole.”
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Giggity!
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Everything about this film sucked ass! Especially Franco.
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Not Kunis and Weisz!! Did you see that comment about us……….?
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I’m loving the title of this feature. Can guest contributors do a quickie with Mrs ipc?!
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I would have to check the contract…
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Forget the movie (0 interest around here), YOU are a hoot 🙂
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HA HA – THANK YOU!!!
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Nice shorts 😀
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Why… thanks!
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How rewarding comment can be throughout you wrtt
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That’s a hell of a country club.
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I have to say, I didn’t find it all that bad. It looked great but the story was weak. As for Franco, I normally despise the man but I thought he done well in this.
By the way, is that a big white turd that’s landed behind you on the golf course. It looks like it just dropped from your arse. 😉
Boat Drinks!
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LOL that’s exactly what my wife said!! About the big, white turd, not Franco…
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