This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL
This is how the conversation went after we finished it.
MRS. THE IPC: This totally needs to go into your next SHITFEST. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
ME: No fucking doubt. This was a terrible piece of shit.
MRS. THE IPC: I can’t believe it’s rated so high on IMDB. Are you going to write about it?
ME: I’ll do an entry for the next SHITFEST, for sure. This was god awful.
MRS. THE IPC: It made no sense whatsoever. What the hell was Bradley Cooper thinking? (ED: Doing a lengthy gay sex scene)
ME: I’m sure it was one of his first roles. (Checks IMDB) Yep. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
MRS. THE IPC: It was all over the place.
ME: I know – it was like taking ten skits from Saturday Night Live and patching them together to make a movie. And it didn’t fucking work.
MRS. THE IPC: Right, right.
ME: Stupid movie. I’m sure it’s someone’s favorite and I’ll get blasted on my blog.
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