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A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

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This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL 

This is how the conversation went after we finished it.

MRS. THE IPC: This totally needs to go into your next SHITFEST. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

ME: No fucking doubt. This was a terrible piece of shit.

MRS. THE IPC: I can’t believe it’s rated so high on IMDB. Are you going to write about it?

ME: I’ll do an entry for the next SHITFEST, for sure. This was god awful.

MRS. THE IPC: It made no sense whatsoever. What the hell was Bradley Cooper thinking? (ED: Doing a lengthy gay sex scene)

ME: I’m sure it was one of his first roles. (Checks IMDB) Yep. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?

MRS. THE IPC: It was all over the place.

ME: I know – it was like taking ten skits from Saturday Night Live and patching them together to make a movie. And it didn’t fucking work.

MRS. THE IPC: Right, right.

ME: Stupid movie. I’m sure it’s someone’s favorite and I’ll get blasted on my blog.

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Guy in Middle: “I’ve been talking to my can of Mixed Vegetables. He’s shown me The Way. I can teach you, young Padawan.”

~ END ~

30 comments

    • theipc

      “I’m gonna go cover my ass with mud…” Meloni

      I don’t really understand how so much talent was wasted here… even Amy Poehler wasn’t funny and she’s one of my faves.

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    • theipc

      Hey – I was going to go catch up (after my mini vacation) on CK but your link is taking me to something called Fancy Bucket…?

      Now it’s time for me to make dinner so I probably won’t see your reply until tomorrow morning – if you bothered to do so. Is that another site of yours?

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  1. The Squirrel and I had a similar reaction to this one. I think there was a summer camp movie marathon on one day last week. (Heavyweights, Friday the 13th were on too.)

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    • theipc

      I’m glad someone bit on that!!!

      It was going to be “Seeking a Friend For the End of the World” but this one had more of a “sense of purpose” with that title : )

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      • Seeking a Friend for the end of the World is a terrible movie! Worst idea ever pairing Steve Carrell and Kiera Knightley. Seriously awful.
        I haven’t seen this one, but I know to avoid it now.

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  2. Geeze, by the title you would think it would be a masterpiece.
    Summer – that’s always fun.
    Wet – woman and wet always work well together.
    American – not as exciting as Canadian but not bad.
    Hot – well that’s a good word too.

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  3. IMDB is stupid. Everyone rates whatever movie they last saw as the greatest ever movie in the whole wretched world. For your greater satisfaction, I never heard of this one and probably, were it to show up on cable (highly likely), we wouldn’t watch it anyway. You are my test pilot. You watch all the shitty movies so I don’t have to. I admire your courage. And fortitude. No, really. I do.

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