For a guy like myself. Well wait – the day I watched this I was flipping through iTunes, looking for something modern to watch, looking at trailers and not finding anything that looked exceptional. When I came across a movie called JUG FACE you already know I was hooked and rented it without even watching the trailer. I mean, a name like JUG FACE is just what this site needs, all day every day. While I was waiting for it to download I looked at the one comment (at the time) on IMDB and someone said it was executive produced by Lucky McKee and I thought – hey! All right!! I dig McKee. Then I gave it a watch and it was going pretty good for a while and then it got a little iffy with some sketchy supernatural parts, picked up a little and then left me with a “that’s how it ended after everything we’ve been through???” feeling as the credits rolled. oh well, it wasn’t too bad but probably not worth the ten bucks I spent on the rental.
JUG FACE is about this girl here, see. We open to her running through the woods and having some thrusty sex up against a tree. Shortly after we learn that she lives in a hillbilly community in the middle of the woods that eats possum and stills moonshine. Oh, we also learn that the person she was having thrusty tree sex with is her brother. Oh – and she’s pregnant. With his baby. Anyway, this community lives around this pit in the ground, that they worship. It also houses a very evil entity within it’s bubbling waters that occasionally possesses this dimwitted potter who creates JUG FACES resembling residents of the woods. These images represent someone the pit wants sacrificed to appease it’s violent and evil tendencies. HMMMM – sounds like the Old Testament.
Turns out her parents have signed her on to marry this portly fellow and, if it turns out she’s not a virgin, they’ll have to give the other parents some money or something so she’s in a real pickle. One day, she’s off putting red paint in her undies to pass for menstrual blood and she comes across the latest JUG FACE……… AND IT’S HER!!!!!! God damn, now she’s in a predicament. I won’t give out any more in case you want to see it – except for there’s this kid that shows up every now and then shrouded in black smoke or something of the sort that I didn’t really get and those small parts of this didn’t really work for me. They felt unnecessary. And kinda dumb.
All in all, I didn’t hate it but some things didn’t work that well and I suppose it would be right and honest to add that this is the most acting Sean Young has done in sixteen forevers. She’s old now and her boobs are giant and saggy but I still remember when she was hot and bee-yoo-tee-ful. I liked the girl who played the lead – hopefully she’ll be in some things I watch in the future. Oh well, over and out. Check out this alternate poster. I would totally hang that on my wall.