A few weeks ago, I signed up to be a part of THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER’S NOT SO SECRET SANTA REVIEW SWAP (IN JULY). I didn’t know how this was going to work but imagine my surprise (for you beautiful people who read this often or occasionally) that this horror guy over here got gifted with a G-Rated Japanese cartoon called WHISPER OF THE HEART.Being a man of my word I gave it a watch and… I mean, what can I say? This isn’t my type of movie. I didn’t much care for it so I had trouble paying attention but I am not going to come out here and dog on it because I am probably just a big dumbass and it’s beautiful and has a terrific message and all of that. I just didn’t get it, so I had trouble giving a flip about what was going on. So, instead of ragging on it like I sometimes do, I thought I would present an illustration of what it’s like when I get bored. (Yes, some people listen to the radio or the baseball game when it’s slow at work, I pop in a DVD).
*Repeat for TWO hours*