This segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL
(The next morning) MRS. THE IPC: What did you think about that movie last night?
ME: It was totally ridiculous.
ME: But I guess it was kind of fun…
MRS. THE IPC: I suppose that’s all it was meant to be.
ME: (LOLs) Chuck Norris killes everyone with one bullet!!
MRS. THE IPC: “I’ll be back!” “NO – I’LL be back. You sit here and wait!” “Yippee Kai Yay then!”
MRS. THE IPC: I notice they didn’t show much of Van Damme’s face. He must not be aging well.
ME: “He wears his Grand-Dad’s clothes!!”
MRS. THE IPC: “He’s up there stuntin’ it!!”
ME: I still don’t even know what that means.
MRS. THE IPC: I don’t either…
ME: Kids today!!!
ME: That video is hilarious!
MRS. THE IPC: I know!
MRS. THE IPC: Are you going to write about Expendables?
ME: Nah – just the quickie thing. I don’t think this deserves a big write up. It’s just bullets and one liners.
MRS. THE IPC: Yeah…
MRS. THE IPC: I lub.
ME: I lub u!
ME: I wear your Grand-Dad’s Clothes!