Karl Urban, Amber Heard, Odette Yustman and a bunch of Argentinians star in this remake of some film I have never heard of. Wait – what:
Sorry – I got distracted there for a second. So, yeah. I’ve never seen the original so I am not sure why they remade if but thi-
Where was I – oh yeah. This wasn’t too exciting and Urban’s not really in it mu-
… sorry. I didn’t really buy into this too much and the end sequen-
dammit. OOPS. Well poop. Some Argentinians are kidnapping teenage girls and there’s so-
Well, fuck it. This movie’s OK but I wouldn’t rush out to buy it or anything.