Isaacs Picture Conclusions

AND SOON THE DARKNESS (2010) THREE TOP HATS

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Karl Urban, Amber Heard, Odette Yustman and a bunch of Argentinians star in this remake of some film I have never heard of. Wait – what:

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Sorry – I got distracted there for a second. So, yeah. I’ve never seen the original so I am not sure why they remade if but thi-

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Where was I – oh yeah. This wasn’t too exciting and Urban’s not really in it mu-

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… sorry. I didn’t really buy into this too much and the end sequen-

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dammit. OOPS. Well poop. Some Argentinians are kidnapping teenage girls and there’s so-

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Well, fuck it. This movie’s OK but I wouldn’t rush out to buy it or anything.

29 comments

    • theipc

      HAHAHAHA!! Thank you!!!

      It’s about some Argentinians kidnapping young teenage female tourists and selling them to dirty old rich men. I think.

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