Karl Urban, Amber Heard, Odette Yustman and a bunch of Argentinians star in this remake of some film I have never heard of. Wait – what:
Sorry – I got distracted there for a second. So, yeah. I’ve never seen the original so I am not sure why they remade if but thi-
Where was I – oh yeah. This wasn’t too exciting and Urban’s not really in it mu-
… sorry. I didn’t really buy into this too much and the end sequen-
dammit. OOPS. Well poop. Some Argentinians are kidnapping teenage girls and there’s so-
Well, fuck it. This movie’s OK but I wouldn’t rush out to buy it or anything.
Ahahahaha ! ! That was great ! ! ! Hilarious ! !
Now, what’s the movie about ?
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HAHAHAHA!! Thank you!!!
It’s about some Argentinians kidnapping young teenage female tourists and selling them to dirty old rich men. I think.
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Bwahahahaha, well, a top view for some!!
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LOL thanks!!!!
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There we go! Fuck yeah, Amber Heard!
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❤
That could be to you or Heard…
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I’ll take one Odette Yustman to go, please.
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Approved.
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This could be the greatest review ever. I’m quitting the blogging game. No way I’m competing with this.
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I appreciate that compliment but I would take the post down before I would allow that to happen!
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I’m intrigued 😀
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It’s OK at best. I’ve produced the highlights for you : )
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Yes I have made them my wallpaper 😀
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LOL!
…..perfect…..
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Hahaha!
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: )
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Damn she is beautiful……….I saw this a while back. Not a lot to it really, as you say, not great! 🙂
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There’s only one good reason to see this – LOL : )
YUM
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Amber Heard has certainly found her niche!
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I’m not complaining!
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ROFL! That was hilarious! 🙂 Loved it!
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LOL Kim!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wonderful!
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I’ve actually seen the original, which was kind of a slasher movie before slasher movies existed.
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Is it worth looking in to?
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Quite possibly. It’s been aaaages since I watched it though. Did a quick search, and the whole film is on Youtube!! Do a search for “and soon the darkness 1970”.
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I’m on this too : )
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Love this review. 🙂 Yes, Amber Heard is hot. I’m almost distracted by the pictures. And I like boys!
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HA!! I know we’ve bonded over Heard in the past – that was kind of what inspired me to do this : )
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Awesome. I’m glad I inspired your, um, horniness? 🙂 Now you just have to watch All The Boys Love Mandy Lane if you Americans ever get that one. Is that out there yet or what??
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