*PLEASE NOTE – ALL MEDIA IN THIS CONTAIN SOME SALTY LANGUAGE SO THEY SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE CRANKED UP AND PLAYED OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS AT WORK*
Here we go!! We don’t have quite as many entries as we did last May but that’s OK!! We’ll rock and roll all night and disco and boogie and slam down Rumplemintz shots every day for as long as we can!! These entries are all great and I can’t even wait to get them posted!! I’ll put up a page over on the left (or wherever on your device) called **SHITFEST FALL** so you can read and re-read and it will always be there, especially when it comes time for voting – because remember – there’s a trophy at stake!! (Or a cash prize if you live somewhere will it will cost me a fortune to ship). Tomorrow will be the first official entry and to honor the event, a few of us got together and made an opening ceremony video! Let’s check it out (and I hate the sound of my voice so no making fun!!!) (Also, MRS. THE IPC opted to NOT drink moonshine and appear in this beautiful and amazing production…)
WOO HOO! Now that everyone’s just ruptured their stomach linings laughing at us, here’s the product of that session – the SHITFEST FALL THEME SONG!!! Oh wait, I need to preface this. We have a set of mutual friends who lost their father a couple of years ago. His name was Butch Lytle and every year his descendants have held a golf tournament with all of the proceeds going to charity. So without any more adoo-doo, here’s FAT GUY IN A BUTCH LYTLE SHIRT! (Be sure to keep this image in mind while you listen to this beauty)
I know it’s kind of hard to see but there’s a link to the new theme song right above these words.
Now that that’s over with, I’ll leave you with our Master of Ceremonies – Scrotey – giving us the official announcement and then let’s get it on!!! this should be good fun!!