BY: WITH A FRIEND LIKE GARY
(Editor’s note: Interesting that the first three entries have all started with a B… curious…)
BROKEN (2006)
Directed by Simon Boyes & Adam Mason. Starring Nadja Brand
Words cannot express how truly….truly…TRULY…annoying the lead actress in this film is!
All she does is scream and whine – scream and whine – scream and whine – scream and whine….and then after she finally stops for a minute she then…screams and whines some more!And what makes it worse is that the chick cannot even act; she is terrible!This movie is absolutely brutal – but not b/c it’s scary, but b/c of how crappy it is. This movie is horrible!And on the cover it falsely claims to be scarier than “Saw”. LOL. This movie was laughable! I will never again get suckered by a tagline.Someone said that the lead in this movie was “tremendous” or something like that. lol. No doubt this guy must be related to her in real life or an investor of the film.
This movie is not worth the space on my DVD shelf. I am literally going to toss it in the trash. Usually if I don’t like a movie I will simply give it away, but not this; I don’t even want anyone to know I actually bought this and possibly somehow get the impression I didn’t think it was anything but complete and utter garbage!
Friends don’t let friends…watch “Broken”.
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
Haha, some of these entries are fantastic. (Read all where some is)
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These are all awesome!
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Will the phrase “Friends don’t let friends (insert forbidden action here)” ever get old? No.
I would give this movie some extra points for its cover quote.
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Mojo – where have you been? Off having a kid or something??
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SHORT STORY: My next spare second will be my second. (This is my first.) The baby isn’t even here yet! (C-section date is Sept 19th, but I’m hoping this kid pops out today. It’s Freddie Mercury’s birthday!)
LONG STORY: Every day is another mental marathon in the bullshit the first world has tricked us all into thinking is important. Paperwork. Building assorted pieces of baby furniture. Paperwork. Packing for the move to Long Island. Packing what’s not going to LI because my parents are moving elsewhere in NJ. Actually moving. Did I mention paperwork? Selling off shit I don’t need. (Goodbye DVDs, CDs and books.) Paperwork. Marathon training. Totally unnecessary double-shifts at work. In fact, when going to work is most relaxing day you’ve had in two weeks, you’re in trouble.
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YUCK
Good luck with all of that…. Hopefully it calms down for you —- SOON! Oh wait, there’s a baby coming. It won’t…
Good to hear from you though.
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Don’t forget pie-eating like a maniac! 😉
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That’s right!!
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Hahaha, screaming and whining women… why do so many of them get leading roles? They are not fun to watch!
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This movie sounds pretty miserable – deservingly Shitfested!
*STAMP!!*
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Zoe, if I remember correctly she is the director’s wife. lol. Maybe next time they should just have auditions.
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Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa! Most definitely, they might actually discover some far more impressive talent!
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Now we all know that you bought it.
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Bought the farm? Gone tits up??
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What’s that man going to do with that egg….. I’m worried….
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I haven’t seen it – I just made that up for Gary – maybe he’ll come along later and educate us…
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Perhaps he… sticks it up his … bum?
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The horror!!!
Or wait…
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Harry explains how he eats raw eggs daily b/c it improves virility.
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Is this the flick where she gets her tongue cut out?
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I actually haven’t seen it so let’s see if Gary enlightens us…
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I’m actually not sure. Fortunately for me, I forgot most of it. lol.
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Ooo, DVD shame. I’ve had that a few times. Stuff that just shouldn’t be on my shelf because if anyone saw it my street cred would be ruined. Like having two copies of Pretty Woman for some inexplicable reason…
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Is that like the walk of shame??
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It’s worse than the walk of shame in many ways… The walk of shame ends eventually. Those crappy DVDs sit on your shelf taunting you about how you wasted your money until the time comes when you finally admit defeat and decide to chuck them in the trash. DVD Shame is way worse for your soul.
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Perfect!! My DVD shame usually ends up in Scrotey’s Christmas box…
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LOL! I’m sure that’s not all that ends up in Scrotey’s box at xmas time! 🙂
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A gentleman never tells….
LOL
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The Saw films make me want to puke anyway (well, the first one is alright) so I think I’ll avoid this one. 🙂
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I think that sounds like you’ve made the right decision….
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I thought the guy in the pic was Gerald Butler so I was like , huh ? I just watched Olympus has fallen and though the movie is pretty stupid and unbelievable, that’s the kind of movie that I go for ( My dad and I watched it together, and i couold tell it was a treat to him after watching so many Steven Segal films. Finally , A-LISTERS ! ! ) Anyways, back to that guy in the pic… he does look like Gerald Butler, doesn’t he? 0_0?
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He totally does! I have no idea what he’s doing with that egg though… solving String Theory??
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Sadly I own this………terrible movie, nothing to redeem it. A bit like The Woman (which was very nearly my entry for this competition. Next time) 🙂
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The Woman is a TERRIBLE movie and you know I’m a big fan of the director. I can’t believe when I go read things or people read my post and tell me how wrong I am.
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Tyson,
Surely you cannot say that “The Woman” is as bad as “Broken”! Even if you didn’t like “The Woman” it was far superior in the writing, directing and acting.
“Broken” is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen……EVER!
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so, you have any plans on seeing/reviewing the new horror flick ‘One Direction, this is us’?? That’s the scariest shit I’ve seen advertised all year!!! LOL I’d like to nominate you to sit through that one so we can all have a good laugh at your expense (all out of love of course)
; )
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Are you talking to me or Gary??? LOL I nominate him : )
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YOU, of course
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AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!
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LOL is that a no then? Lmao
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LOL
I’m not 100% I can live through that. If I should perish, we wouldn’t get another Shitfest. We’ll have to weigh the pros and the cons…
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true! It’s not worth that
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: )
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Clearly, she’s talking to you, brother! lol.
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LOL – did you start Peyton Manning last night in your FF league?
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I have a slew of leagues, and I have him in a couple, but in my primary league I have RG3.
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I usually dvds away too if I don’t want to keep them but I threw away a copy of Dread. Yuk!
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give!
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: )
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But … how did you REALLY feel about it?
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That sounds terrible! You might be better off throwing that movie through a tree shedder to save it from the rest of humanity.
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LOL!!!
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