An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)
SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ BROKEN
BY: WITH A FRIEND LIKE GARY
(Editor’s note: Interesting that the first three entries have all started with a B… curious…)
Directed by Simon Boyes & Adam Mason. Starring Nadja Brand
Words cannot express how truly….truly…TRULY…annoying the lead actress in this film is!
All she does is scream and whine – scream and whine – scream and whine – scream and whine….and then after she finally stops for a minute she then…screams and whines some more!And what makes it worse is that the chick cannot even act; she is terrible!This movie is absolutely brutal – but not b/c it’s scary, but b/c of how crappy it is. This movie is horrible!And on the cover it falsely claims to be scarier than “Saw”. LOL. This movie was laughable! I will never again get suckered by a tagline.Someone said that the lead in this movie was “tremendous” or something like that. lol. No doubt this guy must be related to her in real life or an investor of the film.
This movie is not worth the space on my DVD shelf. I am literally going to toss it in the trash. Usually if I don’t like a movie I will simply give it away, but not this; I don’t even want anyone to know I actually bought this and possibly somehow get the impression I didn’t think it was anything but complete and utter garbage!