2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)
Director: Christopher Ray
Cast: Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell, Brooke Hogan, Christina Bach
ROFL! I’m sorry *contains laughter* Every time I think about this movie, I can’t help but to laugh at it. Even now, I’m trying to grasp how bad it can be. I mean, I was choosing between two Mega Shark versus movies and this one was original with 2 Headed Shark! DUN DUN DUN! By any possible chance, you probably could still catch this one on Netflix. LOL! I mean if you absolutely want to…
Lets give you a little plot first! A group of students are on a summer camp to learn about the sea and water, etc. This class is lead by Sea King captain Professor Babish. On board we also have his wife, also responsible for medical issues, Anne and the mechanical saVvy one (forgot her name). On their voyage, they are hit by something that breaks their hull. As the mechanic girl repairs the boat, Professor Babish brings his group of students to look for scrap metal in the nearby atoll. As they discover the atoll is flooding, they also learn that they are being hunted by a 2 headed shark.
I really just want to write LOL and end the review right there but okay, we`re going to see how to do this without being too mean. This movie is horrible! Think of everything bad that could happen to the movie and it did. One of the big ones being absolutely ugly CGI. I`m not crazy about it in the first place but this one was just so bad. You chose a more recent movie because I always feel that I can`t comment about an older movie but this one was even worse than that scene in Deep Blue Sea with Samuel L. Jackson. If you’ve seen that movie, you probably will know that part! That was from 1999 and this was made in the very recent 2012.
I knew going into this it was going to be bad acting galore, but it was also one of the reasons I chose this because even if it did suck in the acting, at least for all you guys, at least there was Carmen Electra and even I think she has a hot body. I also know she has this way over exaggerated way of talking because I saw one of her sexy workout videos before to teach people how to be “fit to strip”. The dialogue was just stupid, retarded, ridiculous. No one in this can act and none of the characters did anything that made sense. BUT, if you want to mute it and just watch big breast chicks, then you have a good amount of those. Plus, there are naked chicks as well. Plus, if I had a professor like the dude in this one, I’d quit the course because he’s just so dumb, for one, you always do head counts when you go on field trips instead of just moving along without giving a crap. If he did that, he would have realized something has been chomping away at his students.
The highlight of this flick HAS TO be the 2 headed shark, right? It’s the reason this movie was made in the first place! If you saw that title, I’m sure, like me, you’d think its probably going to be bad anyways. Man, are we ever right? Literally, almost all the shots of the two headed sharks were just a copy of the previous one and another copy of the previous one. Same one, over and over and over again. *roll my eyes* The only exception was the jump attacks and then those were just such bad CGI! Plus, that shark was not intimidating. It was just ugly! So absolutely ugly! Especially in close-up attacks, it was so funny because it looked like it had sponge teeth. The eyes looked like buttons, the chomping motion was like it had flimsy teeth that didn’t sink in; everything was so ridiculously fake!
I think you get the point, right? I definitely hit the jackpot on this one. My last one was just boring but this one was bad. All kinds of bad! Except for one (I guess) almost all the pictures up there 😉 Plus, they didn’t even give me a hot guy to look at! FAIL!
DEFINITE SHITFEST MATERIAL!!!
Haha! Going by the pics alone, this looks hilarious. I might just check this put for the fun of it.
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I think it was meant to be hitting the “so bad its good”. You might get a good laugh out of it and worst comes to worst, mute it?
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Hahaha wow, this looks pretty darn bad! And where do they get off, exactly, where there are women galore but not even ONE attractive dude?
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It was bad! And I’m serious, not even one attractive dude.
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Pfffff. What kind of movie WAS this?!
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No offence, but I am still going to totally watch this movie. Two Headed Shark! Sounds hilarious. On my head be it 😉 haha
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Not offended! Go for it! It might hit some levels of “so bad its good”. Or you might end up laughing at the movie and totally not believing how bad it was. No harm in that 😉
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Reblogged this on Tranquil Dreams and commented:
Check out my post for Shitfest: Fall over at Isaacs Pictures Conclusions! I chose an extreme worthy movie. Since those horror box sets weren’t really doing the trick, I just picked a random movie on Netflix and amazingly, it hit all levels of bad 🙂
It was a blast doing this. Definitely check out the other Shitfest entries. They are all very awesome 🙂
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This movie has a lot of things in pairs.
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Oh you and your quick wit! Très drôle old chum, très drôle!
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LOL!
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Sitting here chuckling at the screen like a mad woman while reading your review. It looks HILARIOUS. Awfully hilarious. Think I’m going to have to watch it. 😀
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Right on! “Awfully hilarious” would definitely be the way to describe it 🙂 Glad you liked my review! 🙂
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I’m impressed! I mean, if they were able to get a top A-list star like Brooke Hogan to “act” in it, then surely this movie is deserving of more than a couple oscar noms.
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LOL!
……………………………..yes………………
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ROFL! 🙂 For sure Smash, for sure…
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OMG, this a must for every fan or trash movies. LoL… Is this an Asylum production by any chance? Because they all suck… Reminds me of Sharknado.
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Here’s a spoiler: Sharknado to hit this site very soon…..
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I would appreciate if you checked out my Sharknado Review 😀 http://simonsayswatchthis.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/sharknado-2013-how-many-innocent-braincells-had-to-die-while-watching-this/
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I’m on it!
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Thank you, I appreciate it!
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Yes it is! How’d you guess?:P I’ve heard about Sharknado…haven’t seen it yet.
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Because everything The Asylum does resembles another movie, and it has everything from bad storyline to horrible actors, messy soundtrack… in one word: Frustrating!! Check out my review of Sharknado, Kim, the link is 3 rows above, and tell me what you think! 😀
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Will do! 🙂
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Thank you, I appreciate it! 😀
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A classic example of trying to get by on title alone. Two Headed Shark! Snakes On A Plane! Nude For Satan! The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies! Weasels Rip My Flesh! Well, I’m onto their tricks. I’m still going to watch these movies, but I’m going to mock them the entire time, so there.
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HAHAHAHA!!
Did you ever see this??
https://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2011/10/31/nude-for-satan-1974-two-top-hats/
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I just watched that one last week. I kind of think it is meant to be a ripoff of Lisa and the Devil. If I wasn’t a self-styled expert on nonsensical Italian horror, I might have hurt my brain trying to figure this one out. But fortunately I’m too smart for that, and yet still dumb enough to actually watch Nude For Satan.
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Yeah – that or a copycat of that lovely movie we’ve both seen: Black Candles.
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Oh wow, now that one is Shitfest all the way! Any time someone has relations with a goat the movie automatically forfeits all its top hats.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Thats the point! At least part of the logic when I chose this one 😉
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Yeah, it’s perfect for this blogathon!
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Kind of like Wild Things with that image, I like it!! 🙂
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LOL!! I am sure that’s the best part of this movie : )
I think you’ll appreciate tomorrow’s post (by me)
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Looking forward to it!! Unless its something I like, then me and you are through
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You would quit over something like that!
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I don’t think it’s be Shitfest without a crap shark movie or two. Perhaps we should have a Sharkfest dedicated to them? 😉
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I like that idea!
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Awesome idea 🙂 That could be lots of fun!
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SHARKFEST 4EVER!
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One body. Two heads. 6,000 Teeth. I’m going to go out on a limb and point out that a single shark does not have 3,000 teeth. Imagine other two headed animals. Two Headed Snake.. One Body. Two Heads. 333 Tongues!… Two Headed Cow… One Body. Two Heads. 1,456 Udders! Two Headed Turtle. One Body. Two Heads. 4,569… Shells? This shit is crazy!
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LOL – NICE!!
Two Headed Bulls, One Body, 17 GIGANTIC TESTICLES!!
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OH LAWD THE BAD PRODUCTION!
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You know what else is a bad production? Hellraiser: Deader…. OOF this sucks.
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ROFL! Two headed Turtle! I wanna see that 🙂
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Ha! Great review. I’d maybe watch this if there was a hot guy. Since there isn’t, I guess I’ll have to avoid it. Damn! Isn’t it funny how those bikini tops seem to all just fall off so easily in these type of films??? 😉
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It IS funny.
And I approve.
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Search up Google images 🙂 Maybe you will think they are hot? I don’t know…just not my cup of tea.
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Nah – I doubt they look like Chris Hemsworth so I won’t bother. 😉
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Haha! Far from it….so far…
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Where do you FIND these amazingly awful movies? Gosh, this one sounds like a doozy.
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Found this one on Netflix 🙂 I realized they have a whole lot of these sort of flicks. Or cheap horror (or any genre) packs at Target or Walmart.
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Nice one, just saw this one yesterday and loved it, it was so bad on so many levels which made me love this awful movie.
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LOL – awesome!
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This. looks. amazing.
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LOL – I would probably like this more than that movie I posted about this morning : )
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I immediately started laughing when I saw Brooke Hogan’s name attached to this movie. I hope they didn’t let her sing.
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Haha wow that is weak CGI! Good choice 😀
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I did a review of this one back in spring, lol. I loved how bad it was!!
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