Isaacs Picture Conclusions

LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN! DANCE WITH DEATH (1992)

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As usual with these types of movies (the Drive In style) it’s difficult to find any screen captures out on the web so I end up making my own. In the case of this post, I want to start off with there will probably be SPOILERS in here (if you think you might go watch this – I would hate to ruin it for you) and there might be some boobs, so, if that’s not your thing, I understand if you want to clear on out ahead of time.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – our heroine:

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Is a hard working beat reporter who wants to make it big. Just as luck would have it strippers like this:

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Start getting………………

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MURDERED!!!!!!!! So our quick thinking and wise decision making heroin decides to –

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– get a job at the Bottoms Up club and –

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– GO UNDERCOVER!!!! She intends to fully root out who the killer is… BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!!!

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Turns out it could be either of these two yoyos:

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This chick:

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Marvin, the perv who buys used ladies underwear out of someone’s car trunk in an alley:

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Or this guy:

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I’m not going to give away who it is because this is such a compelling piece of work, but we’ll skip to the end to the big warehouse full of boxes chase scene:

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Of course, as we all know and would do, if we were ever going to work in a warehouse full of boxes, we’d always leave a few full cans of gasoline around so, in the big finale, she douses the culprit with unleaded!!!

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And the villain goes up in a ball of fire!!! “SAY HELLO TO SATAN FOR ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!!”  She screams (but doesn’t really).

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And, since I don’t want to end with an odd number of images, here’s Lisa Kudrow cheering her on in her first dance act:

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And there you go – Dance With Death – a TRUE classic!

23 comments

  1. davecrewe

    The real important question is … does the film actually feature a scene with a stripper dancing around a giant pistol? If not, I call false advertising!

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