Hi everyone – I just wanted to take a minute to come out here and tell you how much you all mean to me. I never, ever figured more than one or two people would read this place much less ever come back but look at what we’ve been able to do. We have fun conversations and back and forths and I feel like I’ve genuinely made friends who I would like to go meet someday if I had any money. I’ve always been a really shy fucker and it took me a lot to break out of my shell and entertain with you all – and this blog has become a big part of my life. I wish I could buy you all presents for the upcoming holiday whether you practice it or not. This place was originally designed to be a place where myself and a work friend could gripe about shitty movies and the other day I reached a significant milestone in how many people have looked at this place. It blows my fucking mind so I just really wanted to come out here and say thank you and that I love you in that way that doesn’t mean I want to make it with you but that I appreciate you more than you could know.
THANKS AGAIN!!!! I ♥ you all!! LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!
ei
You’re welcome. :p
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CHRIS COME BACK TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ha ha! Just taking a short break. 🙂
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WOO-HOO!!!
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Shit man! Where you been?
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Not sure, last thing I remember was a post about the Titanic on my site. Think I was beaten by some James Cameron thugs.
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Haha! Tell me where they’re at? I do enjoy beating on some Titanic fans! Are you back to stay, man? You’ve been missed.
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G-G-GHOST!!!
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I’m alive…even after that beating from R.O.T.O.R. Bastard!
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How did you live? Car horn?
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HOLY SHIT, IT’S CHRIS! The blogging game needs ya, come back!!
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Thanks m’man! Still reading your blog.
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CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good to see you’re alive and kicking man. We all eagerly anticipate your return!
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We miss youuuuuuuuuuuu! And no one ever got to see my awesome sheep quote! 😛
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I shall join you in this special moment! 🙂
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WONDERFUL!! Who would’ve thought I would ever be friends with a Mucker???
Boat Drinks!
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Boat Drinks Amigo!
It’s been great getting to know you and, like you say, if I had more money I’d be paying you a damn visit! 🙂
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Maybe one of these days we’ll do something that makes some money and we can jet set around the world and drink beer with our friends. Even Tyson…
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Now that sounds good! In the meantime we’ll chip away it and carve that luxurious job for ourselves. Don’t know about inviting Tyson, though… 😉
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That IS a dodgy proposition….
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Indeed!! Tyson can maybe get the coffee’s while the men work! 😉
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LOL And the breakfast bagels!
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Haha! We can flick cigarette butts at him… “Hey, fucker, get out and get us bagels” 😉
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FUCK. YEAH!!!!
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So that’s then! Tyson is the bagel boy. It has been decided!! 😉
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Who wants to let him know? Fucker’s using that baby as an excuse to do nothing.
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Tyson and I have an understanding. He’s been my own personal bagel boy on our joint site. I’ll let him know! Believe me, he do what he’s told! 😉
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“Tyson, Mark and I are going to form a Review Syndicate that will make us rich and send us around the world to new Premiers and such. We decided we’ll hire you on as the Piss Boy. Thanks.”
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Haha! That’s the memo he should receive. I’ll draft that up…first class delivery! Should we start it with Piss Boy or Bagel Boy? Lol
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Fuckin Piss Boy all the way!!! And Octopus Handler!!
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You’re not going to jump off a bridge, are you?
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I just did!!
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Aww.. really..you’re welcome! You deserve it! Thank YOU! 🙂 Love you and Shitfest and the IPC too..haha! All us shy people will meet one day, I hope. I’ll have money to travel further into the states one day 😉
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THANK YOU!!
One day!!
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🙂
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I appreciate YOU more than YOU could know! Lol, I am also very shy, takes a lot for me to make new friends or do anything worth doing, so I feel ya.
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I know exactly the feeling and thank YOU!!
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VIRTUAL HUGS!!! My life would be significantly less bright with The IPC. For example, I wouldn’t have just had a little chuckle about how “Boobs” somehow made it into the tags, even though this post has absolutely nothing to do with boobs. YOU ARE AWESOME!!! ❤
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Because I’m a BOOB!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
YOU ROCK!!
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You always make me laugh 🙂 Keep up the good work!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
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This stone cold motherfucker that runs Smashing Through Life loves you too, lol.
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LOL!! I LOVE IT!
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You’re welcome. I feel all emotional now! I always look forward to reading your posts and your reviews on the latest shitty movies so I know what to avoid…or actively search out.
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THANK YOU!!! That really means a LOT to me!
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Thats ok. I can feel pretty shy myself, I never know if what I’m saying sounds interesting to others. But your blog is really cool so you should be very proud. God I sound so cheesy! 🙂
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THANK YOU – that makes me very happy!! I love reading your stuff : )
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You are just such a sweetheart. Your friendly attitude and enthusiasm has fostered a lot of community interaction between movie bloggers since you came on the scene. Here’s to 2014, dammit!
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YOU are the best!! Here’s to 2014!!
You are the first person I ever interacted with out here – so I owe you a TON!
*CLINK!!!
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Cheers!
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This post made my cry manly tears of joy. LONG LIVE THE SHITFEST!
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THIS COMMENT MADE ME WEEPY!! THANK YOU!!! LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!
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Dude. Chill with the “boobs” false alarms. That’s cruel.
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All right all right… I just want anyone who clicks on the category “boobs” to be directed here to this post about my pie eating loved ones.
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Aww. How sweet! 🙂 Thank YOU for being one of the earliest people looking at my blog when I had nothing interesting to say. Not that I do now, either… And I’m glad I stuck around here because when I first looked at your blog I was a little scared by the creepy pictures & odd movie titles & thought you might be a serial killer. (Well, I suppose you still could be!) 😉 But you’d be one of those nice ones where people later say “he always seemed so nice!” Lol. I’m glad I’ve probably helped you reach that milestone and plan to continue working my way through that alphabet. And I love the Twitter chats! I’ve had many days where I’ve been in a horrible mood after work and those Twitter poop chats have cheered me up. 🙂 (Seriously)
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THANK YOU!!! Thank you for hanging around and reading those old posts! That really does mean a lot to me. I TOTALLY enjoy the friendship we have and god damn – those twitter convos can get funny. You are one of the BEST!! eHugs.
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🙂 I’ll do my best to keep annoying you with comments on the weekends when you’re trying to watch football. Lol
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Please – no worries!!
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Oh, Eric, you’re so sweet and so affable and downright funny!
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THANK YOU Ashley!!! I eXO you!!
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😀
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Cheers man, you’ve got a great thing going here. I’m so glad I could bump into you via the internets. . . .you seem like a cool dude I could possibly have a six pack and go break things with. 😀 Perhaps one day.
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Some day!!!! You rock!
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You make me laugh. I like that in a blog 🙂
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THANK YOU!!!
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Ah man it is the biggest pleasure! I am so glad to hear that this is important and fun for you!
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THANK YOU ZOE!!!!
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Love you too man
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Smooches…. in that manly way.
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No man, thank YOU! Seriously, love coming over here, always very welcoming and some seriously fun content. Long may it continue 🙂
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! It is my pleasure!!
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Aww that’s so sweet! I love coming here 🙂
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THANK YOU!!
XO
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What a lovely sentiment. But you know it has to be said
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LOL
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Ha! 😀
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I hope we all get to hang out together one day
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I’ll bring the beer!!
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I had nothing at all to do with this.
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