Isaacs Picture Conclusions

the 2nd annual golden katz awards voting open

Let’s imagine the scene:

It’s two weeks before Christmas at the Isaacs household. 18 people are mingling around the fire or in the kitchen around the Rum and Fruit Punch cocktail dispenser. Someone is drunk and laughing his balls off at something and the doorbell rings. “I’ll get it,” says someone and heads off. ย A squat little man enters, holding a brown paper bag of some sort of cheap hooch he brought as his Dirty Santa gift. “Who’s that??” Asks Ranchie.

*dramatic pause*

“It’s Nick,” I say, downing a shot of rum. I pound my shot glass on the counter per custom and utter: “Now we’re all gonna get laid….

Well – that may or may not be a true story and people may or may not have gotten laid at the Isaacs XMAS party but somehow, I don’t know how this happened, but this blog of mine has been nominated for a couple of awards over at The Cinematic Katzenjammer….??? I might have slipped someone a Mickey or Nick is just still drunk but, I’ll put a link at the bottom of this to go check out the awards nominees and all of that stuff. I don’t know who would have nominated me but I THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! You can check it out by:



    • theipc

      COME BACK YOU HOSER!!! If for nothing else — Jack needs to SLURRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!


      *puppy dog eyes

      *i just got a fucking passport too!!!


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