Has anyone NOT seen this movie? I saw this on a date back when it came out in the theater… I guess – if anyone hasn’t seen this – let’s just go ahead and get this out of the way – she’s not wearing any underwear:
Not a stitch…. I’m going to stay classy – because that’s what the IPC is all about, so i’ll disregard the pics you can find on Google about the infamous leg crossing scene and just add that – she crosses her legs and she’s not wearing once threaded ounce of dainties.
Now… let’s proceed. How do we go about this thing? How about:
Frequently nude and getting laid, Sharon Stone plays a crime writing author whose graphic killings displayed in her books are being reenacted in real life. Is she the killer? Michael Douglas is the detective who’s out to discover the truth!!! Oh – and pork her. I didn’t remember this from the theatrical viewing back in ’92 but when I was watching this the other day during the scene below – the discerning eye can catch a glimpse of Douglas’ – um – er – how do I put this??? um… uh… chub…
Not that I was looking.
God damn – let’s move on. So Stone is the main suspect and she porks Douglas a few times and she porks this girl named Roxy and does some coke and drinks a lot of whiskey and porks Douglas who also porks Jeanne Triplehorn who use to pork Stone back in college and people end up dead all over the place but this movie is really about the thrusty porking and that’s about it. I remembered this movie being much better but it’s really not very good and if you haven’t seen it you probably won’t like it unless you want to see some people porking each other.
And…. just in case you were getting too turned on by my wonderful writing or these beautiful images or the thought of people doing it with each other and you’re up at work fucking about here’s a chub killer for you – this guy’s in it too:
Very funny review Eric. Classic movie that truly has no point to it beyond the graphic content
I saw this 3 times in the theater [I was 18, what can I say :)] and a few times on cable/DVD afterwards and I still don’t know who the killer was 🙂
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LOL – PERV!!
J/K of course – exactly – there’s nothing to this except for the idea that these movie stars might actually be doing it….
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LOL! Porking all the way eh?
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LOL!!
A porking we will go, a porking we will go!!
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Bwahahaha!
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LOL!!!
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He was also in Jurassic Pork!
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and Seinpork!!!
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And he lent his voice to Pork Story 2 as the Pork Collector.
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HA!!
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This movie was pretty porking stupid and a waste of porking time, really. There’s probably a Porky Pig joke to be made here but I’m not clever enough. 🙂
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HAHAHA!!! Yes it was pretty porking stupid. Have you seen the porking sequel??
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No porking way!
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LOL!!!
I know it’s in my porking queue but no telling when it will get here : )
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It’s one of those movies I’ve seen parts of, but never the entire thing. Just doesn’t interest me. Maybe when I’m an old coot, I’ll get around to it. Of course though, I’ve seen the most paused moment in cinema history! Funny stuff, my friend :).
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Haha great review, most paused moment in cinema history 😀
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LOL!!!
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The first time I saw this movie I was 14. A bunch of dead lovers later, I finally realized that you’re not supposed to get all stabby once you’ve gotten what you need out of them. Oopsy!
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FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
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Precious. Your review, I mean. Precious.
And also accurate. The movie really isn’t very good. I tried re-watching it and was surprised to see how “meh” it is.
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LOL and – YUP. Not very interesting at all…
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Luckily they have porn on the internet now, saving poor, unfortunate souls from watching the likes of Basic Instinct and wearing out the tape.
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YEP – I mean – who would do something like that???
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Mmmm… porky…
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MMMMMMMM…. YUMMY…..
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I think you gotta be a guy to really love this one.
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LOL!!!
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Ahahahahahahaha. Hi, Eric!!!! 😉
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HA HA HA!!!!
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You forgot to mention Douglas’s dancing in the nightclub scene, wearing nothing on top apart from that v-neck jumper. Oh my god, it’s hilarious! 🙂
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GOOD GOD MAN!!! I did everything I could to wipe that out of my memories….
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Sharon Stone was just so gorgeous in this.
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That she was!!
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Satrap is nodding his head in agreement with this statement, Sharon Stone was hot! And still is now.
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