I hope I don’t alarm anyone with a Saturday afternoon post but our friends over at THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER released the blogging part of their 2014 GOLDEN KATZ AWARDS (click any of these black and gold images to head their way!!) earlier today and WHAT THE HELL?????? You voted for me for a couple of things and I WON???????????? WHAT?????? WHAT????????
*shits pants
*faints
*returns a few hours later with some beers and shots
WHAT????? OOOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD!!! NO WAY!!!!
*runs into the crowd and starts kissing and hugging everyone and maybe “accidentally” groping some butts (but not Luke’s).
*returns to podium, buzzed with mussed up hair
AW FUCK, you guys. This means a LOT to me. I mean this for real. I never figured anyone other than my friend Lem would look at this place, much less nominate my SHIT for something. GOD DAMN I LOVE YOU PEOPLE. I mean, nothing could ever make me happier than this:
But, honestly, I can see this one happening. I would NEVER expect anything but I can see this one happening because the SHITFEST is all about YOU!!! We all see something shitty every now and then and we (you) can break out of the mold of your existing blog-self and go the fuck off on something miserable!! It’s so fucking hilarious what you do and, to me, there’s nothing better than a good SHITFEST. Being the host, I’m sitting on a bunch of golden eggs like a Mother Goose waiting for the new one to start!! WE HAVE SOME GOOD SHIT COMING YOUR WAY!! This should be be the best SHITFEST yet!!! I can’t even wait for February 3rd!!
But…. THIS????????????? :
FUCKING HELL, everyone. I don’t even know what to say except that I LOVE YOU ALL (except Luke) (and he knows why I’ve sad that twice) : ) YOU PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL!!! GOD DAMN!!! I really am at a loss for words. I can’t even believe it. So i’ll just cry a little and chug some beer and grope everyone again (accidentally) and leave you with a leaked red-band image from SHITFEST 2014: WINTER:
THANK YOU!!!!
No. Thank you.
You are really freaking funny. 🙂
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AW SHIT!!!! THANK YOU, so humbly!!!
*gropes
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How did that happen? I didn’t vote for you!!! ; ) You haven’t (accidentally) groped me enough.
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I HAVE NO IDEA?????????
I may or may not be out there (accidentally) groping people all over the world but that changes during tonight’s award ceremony!!
*downs a flute of champagne with a big dash of Tabasco in it
*gropes
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Congrats bro! Funniest writer was a certainty for your good self. Happy to see that happen for you. Next stop… the Lammy’s!! 😉
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THANKS Mucker!!! I don’t know if I agree but I’ll take it –
Boat Drinks!!!
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I ended up with “blogger you’d most like to have a beer with”. I would have voted for you on that but I also like to drink alone. So I voted for myself. LOL 😉
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LOL!! I voted for you on that one too : )
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You were my first choice really but had to be honest with myself! LOL. The missus wouldn’t have picked me for that, though. 😉
Well deserved on funniest writer, though, bud. I reckon you’re a very strong candidate for that when the Lammy’s are announced.
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I didn’t even have to rig the votes!
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Thank goodness for cases of Scotch!!!
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Hahaha how did I know you’d tag “boobs” 3.5 million times in this post? Congrats, buddy!!!! You earned it!!!! 😀
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THANK YOU CARAMERICA!!!
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hahah I’ll second James’ comment! No one deserves it more than you man! Keep up the Shitfestiest work ever!!
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THANK YOU TOM!!!
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Dude, shitfest is shitty!!! You’re sleeping with all of those dudes over at Cinematic Katzenjammer. 🙂
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At least one of em….
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It’s well deserved, even if I was snubbed in the award acceptance speech haha.
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LOL!!
THANKS LUKE!!
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I had no idea that the one…maybe eight beers were a celebratory toast to the IPC – but hey – my fav toast:
“Here’s to you as good as you are,
Here’s to me as bad as I am,
For as good as you are,
And as bad as I am,
I’m as good as you are,
As bad as I am –
oh shit – did I make this about -me – sorry its the beer man – ignore the rest – you are the man ! good on ya’ mate !!! Congrats!
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CHEERS!!!
*CLINK!!!
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You deserve it! Congrats!! 🙂
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THANK YOU ANNA!!!!!
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Congratulations!! Well deserved!
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THANKS ABBI!!!!!!!
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Well deserved for both 😀
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THANKS TIM!!!!
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Yep, congrats! You got my vote!! 🙂 Shitfest is awesome!
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THANKS MONKEY!!!!
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When’s the actual closing date for the new Shitfest anyway? I was gonna send you something tomorrow. Is that too late?
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NOPE!! That would be wonderful!!
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Congrats brother, the fact that you would win an award for ‘Shitfest’ is funny in itself…
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LOL – I know….
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You deserve nothing. NOTHING!!!!
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Hi Mike!! Oh wait – : (
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Whoo-hoo, groping!! Congrats, you deserve it E!
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THANKS MISTY!!!!!
*GROPES….
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Bitchin’!
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Camaro!!
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my hubby is the best!!
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I would be nothing without you. You are my everything. Thank god…
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awwww!! I LUB YOU!
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SMUCH!!!!!!
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WHOOP! Check you out! Well done, and thanks for providing us with endless entertainment!
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THANKS ZOE!!!
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Superb! Good to see my votes weren’t wasted 🙂
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BECAUSE YOU ROCK!!!
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