I hope I don’t alarm anyone with a Saturday afternoon post but our friends over at THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER released the blogging part of their 2014 GOLDEN KATZ AWARDS (click any of these black and gold images to head their way!!) earlier today and WHAT THE HELL?????? You voted for me for a couple of things and I WON???????????? WHAT?????? WHAT????????
*returns a few hours later with some beers and shots
WHAT????? OOOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD!!! NO WAY!!!!
*runs into the crowd and starts kissing and hugging everyone and maybe “accidentally” groping some butts (but not Luke’s).
*returns to podium, buzzed with mussed up hair
AW FUCK, you guys. This means a LOT to me. I mean this for real. I never figured anyone other than my friend Lem would look at this place, much less nominate my SHIT for something. GOD DAMN I LOVE YOU PEOPLE. I mean, nothing could ever make me happier than this:
But, honestly, I can see this one happening. I would NEVER expect anything but I can see this one happening because the SHITFEST is all about YOU!!! We all see something shitty every now and then and we (you) can break out of the mold of your existing blog-self and go the fuck off on something miserable!! It’s so fucking hilarious what you do and, to me, there’s nothing better than a good SHITFEST. Being the host, I’m sitting on a bunch of golden eggs like a Mother Goose waiting for the new one to start!! WE HAVE SOME GOOD SHIT COMING YOUR WAY!! This should be be the best SHITFEST yet!!! I can’t even wait for February 3rd!!
But…. THIS????????????? :
FUCKING HELL, everyone. I don’t even know what to say except that I LOVE YOU ALL (except Luke) (and he knows why I’ve sad that twice) : ) YOU PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL!!! GOD DAMN!!! I really am at a loss for words. I can’t even believe it. So i’ll just cry a little and chug some beer and grope everyone again (accidentally) and leave you with a leaked red-band image from SHITFEST 2014: WINTER: