I am usually, probably and frequently wrong but I think this movie was made to ride along on SAW’s long underwear flaps, because this is awfully gruesome but, aside from that, there’s not really much going on here. I actually really like Dennis Quaid – MRS IPC watches the Ellen talk show and he’s on there a lot – he seems to have a good sense of humor and doesn’t take himself too seriously. Except in this. He’s grizzled and growly and smokes and scowls and barks and yells – but he’s believable. The rest of the thing is just kind of – really? Oh, OK. THX. Next. And even if you’re liking it – the end is an absolute fucking turd splash in the terlet. What the hell. It would be like me ending this post like thi-
Obviously, I couldn’t be a dick and just shut it down like that, but there’s nothing else to say on this thing. Let me see what I can come up with and put something else out later…
CAN YOU BELIEVE SHITFEST STARTS A WEEK FROM TODAY???
I think you totally could have shut it down like thi-
It hammered home your point. Will this one be making an appearance in said Shitfest?
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NAH – this one wasn’t SHITFEST material – it’s not great but not THAT bad : )
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Are you sure that it’s Mrs. IPC who does the bulk of the Ellen watching in your home? I think someone around here might have a soft spot for her dance moves and is too shy to say so, lol.
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I agree. Eric is the Ellen fan!!!! He just won’t admit it.
That’s okay, Eric. Ellen is awesome. But this movie sounds shit. ; )
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Ellen has nice cans. Wait. WHAT???
Just kidding – have you ever noticed her neck?
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Don’t do this to me, dude. I like Ellen. You’ve already scarred me with that Val Kilmer elbow thing!
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HAHAHAHA!!!
: )
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HAHAHA!!!! That show’s a little too noisy for me and I don’t dance. (Public shame)
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Waaaaat??? You don’t DANCE! Not even a little running man when the mood strikes?
Did you at least try to dance for the Mrs. at your wedding?
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I have danced for MRS IPC and she still married me for some reason…???
I have to be REALLY loaded to act that stupid and bust a move. Kind of like my pitiful and shaming attempts at karaoke….
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So it ended like The Sopranos? That’s so stup-
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Actually – after all of the gruesomeness and blood, it ends with him doing some sort of lullaby to his kid.
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I liked the movie up until the ending then I was wtf just happened.
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No shit – that sums it up perfectly – WTF?
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Dennis Quaid doesn’t take himself seriously? Oh man, he needs to tell that to every performance he’s ever given. The guy is constantly trying to shit diamonds and that smug, biting his lip kind of umph look is very distracting. Next to 60 year old women, I haven’t really met anyone else that genuinely likes the guy… lol. But the movie sounds interesting….? Maybe… Okay, not really.
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60 year old women and hot pieces off ass named “Nick”.
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Dennis Quaid. That is all.
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LOL
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“I think this movie was made to ride along on SAW’s long underwear flaps.” Hahahahahaha.
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LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I gotta say, people raved about this and highly recommended it. My other half and myself watched it and we were not impressed. It was such a hollow flick…
SHITFEST!!!!! Can’t wait!
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Yep – there’s nothing to see here….. LOL
YAY SHITFEST!!!
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Hello big sexy, you may remember me as the artist formerly known as Handsome Bob from London? Anyhoo, just trying to do some reading, catch up on peoples sites and re-follow them all. This review is my first port of call, as whilst this movie did nothing for me, have you ever seen The Horseman?? Thats the imdb link below, and I have no idea if you can stream it over there, but if you ever get chance, it is one hell of an angry revenge aussie movie. You might just like it. I’ll be seeing you sport 🙂
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1060255/
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TYTY!!!! I’ve missed you!!! How’s it going????
I’ve not seen that movie but I am familiar with it – I’l give it a go if I can find it!
Come back!!
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I am good, how’s tricks with you? Never did get your email 🙂
It’s a good movie, cheap on blu ray over here and very highly recommend it. Might even review it soon. Trying to get back writing, but busy with my girl and watching Homeland. Lots of tv I’ve missed out on
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Oh just rolling along in the snow and ice : )
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This was on TV late one night. I thought it was ok. Can’t remember anything about it now, mind.
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Look at you looking at this old post!! Happy Tuesday to me!
#youretheonewhorocks
Yours,
ei
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Dear ei,
I was going to write this one up but could never really muster the will because it was only really ok – neither terrible nor great. The end.
Yours,
Your friendly local film nerd
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Dear friendly local film nerd,
Fair enough to me! I’ve mentioned you in a post going out tomorrow, be prepared for one of those lovely pingbacks.
Yours from across the Atlantic,
ei
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Aw, thanks dear ei, you’re the shit: )
#goodshit
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My number 1 rule in life is: never be a bother to anyone.
That being said, we should totally do a together-post about something.
#itdoesntbother
#bother
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Yes! That’d be great. Got any ideas?
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My initial thought is the Quiet Quiet video but I am open to anything! Some shit horror? Maybe we both pick something shitty for each other and go to town on them?
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Shit horror is always a winner for me. Unfortunately I’ve just cancelled Netshits but have been using another site anyway which also has plenty of shit.
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Should we do Eat first? Or do you have something planned for that fucker?
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I’m not sure I want to be responsible for you watching Eat…! I haven’t done anything with it yet though, so it might be a good place to start…
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Sounds good to me! I can probably watch it next week!
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Excellent. Keep me posted. Yay!
#colaboration
#zombiesquadforever
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Dear Film Nerd,
I think this sounds GREAT!!!!!
#totaleclipseoftheheart
#zombiesquadders
#someguytookmyjacket
Yours,
ei
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Dearest ei,
That’s because it is great
#reachandclench
#powerballad
#zombiesquadforever
Yours,
fn
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My dearest fn,
Fucking love it!!!!!!
I’m out for a bit.
#hopefullytalktomorrow
#zombiesquaddies
#clench
Love,
ei
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Dear ei,
It’s bed time here so I’m off too. I’m reading It (which is a bad choice if you’re a bed time reader like me) and are frightened of clowns. Wish me luck!
#zombies
#80smullets
TTFN
xoxo
fn
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Dear fn,
I hope you had a remarkable, clown free slumber!
Happy Wednesday and XOXOXO!!!!
Love,
ei
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Ah, thanks ei! I think I did, at least I don’t recall either way, so that must be good. This is the end of Wednsday for me but you’re a bit behind me so happy Wednesday to you too : )
Mwah!
fn
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Dear fn,
MWAH right back! I was thinking, would you be interested in watching a shit movie at the same time and live commenting about it, like we did for the social? We could do two, one for your blog and one for mine. I think that would be a shitload of fun, if you’re interested. Either way, you would never have to watch Eat again.
Love Always,
ei
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Stupid phone – did I reply to this?
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You’ve replied to a few things on this post but not the “watch a movie at the same time” thing. I didn’t mean to weird you out!!
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Gah! I wrote back saying yes definitely what & when but switched from laptop to phone and it went pfff.
So yes!
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Shit on it!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
ei
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Shit on Android and shit on spellchecker for trying to block my sweariness.
#letsdothisthing
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Shit on it!!!
Love,
ei
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And, just so you know, I’m VERY slow at writing… : (
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