I don’t know if this feature will take or not – but this seemed like the right way to go about this one : )
WARLOCK (1989)
1989 – an undisclosed movie theater:
THE IPC: Wow this movie is really good!! Lori Singer is HOT. Let’s make it, baby… SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH GROPE GROPE GROPE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE
January 21st, 2014 – an undisclosed office:
THE IPC: this movie really is fucking terrible…
AMAZING!!
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GROUND BREAKING!!!!
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I was once part of a heated debate in college about whether or not “warlock” was defined as “male witch.”
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Who won?
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It remains unsettled to this day.
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Well that’s a bullshit deal, right there.
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That’s an awesomely brief review!
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HAHAHA!!!! Thanks!!
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Julian Sands sure was hot. The Warlock movie sure was not.
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HA!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!
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WTF is this? It’s not 11am. Quit messing with my head!!! I saw this. I think. It sucked. I think. : )
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SORRY!!! I wasn’t impressed with my morning offering so I had to do another. I was going to warn you about the irregular timing but I decided to go to the doctor about my shoulder instead of cutting my fucking arm off.
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: ( Hope your shoulder is better!
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Well – the X-Rays came out and everything looks good in there – he thinks it’s just OLD scar tissue : (
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War-cock more like (snigger).
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This was terrible…
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Ha ha. Well, it does have Julian Sands in it…
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Hahaha I dig this feature! CARAMERICA APPROVES!!!
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YAY!!!
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LOL! Well done!
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HA!!! THANK YOU ZOE!!!!
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I liked this movie when it came out. What’s wrong with it? Does it not hold up well? I haven’t seen it since 1989-90, or so.
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NO – it doesn’t hold up to anything and it’s really bad. I challenge you to give it a re-watch and tell me what you think : )
You’ll love the 90s vernacular coming from Singer’s mouth.
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Talk about a blast from the past? Fuck, man. You’ve just reminded of much shit I used to watch as a kid.
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I know! And making out in the movie theater!
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