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When I first decided to record the podcast I published earlier today, and then listened to it the next day – I knew, oozing in at 50 minutes that it might be a little daunting for The Most Beloveds, so here’s a little something about one of the stupidest fucking movies I’ve ever seen – something that pisses it’s way into SHITFEST all the way from England.
A while back, I watched something called ANGST – a movie starring a cute girl named Fiona Horsey who takes off all of her clothes a lot and whose…. whose… well… whose vagina eats men. It was TOTALLY stupid but kind of redeemed itself towards the end and then – of all fucking things – one of my favorite songs came about playing over the credits. WHAT THE FUCK and how did that happen? Anyway – a year later this thing shows up, with the same actress who takes off all of her clothes often and by god this was 100% terrible.
That’s a still from the movie but I also want to relate this to real life. This movie is piss poor, the music is terrible, the acting is SHIT, the plot ridiculous, the character’s situations stupid and it’s a fucking hour and a half. Oh – and this is the second straight movie of hers where she spends several LONG scenes tied up, half clothed, in a basement. The purpose of SHITFEST is to bring to your attention, those movies which SUCK ASS and this totally meets that paradigm. Never click “YES” when this is suggested to you. And, since we’re at it, here’s a fun picture from WebMD – who says SHITFEST isn’t healthy and good for you???
Isaacs Picture Conclusions 
What can I say -it makes me so proud to be English knowing this is the kind of thing we can produce 😉
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ha ha. Pure shit.
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LOL – Pure. Fucking. Shit.
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Web MD for the win! At least something useful came of this post, lol.
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LOL!! Now we all know how to correctly insert something into our anuses. O happy day!
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Amen.
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That last picture is great. I’ve always said this blog is educational! 🙂
This movie sounds awful. Angst sounds better. England makes some shitty movies. You should see all the Harry Potters! 😉
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HAHAHAH!!! SHLOOP!!!!
LOL!!
You should watch some Star Trek movies
#thinkingaheadaboutsomething
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Okaaaaaay. Well, I was thinking I need to pick up where I left off! (After The Wrath of Khan)
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“Okaaaaaaaay.”
HA HA HA!!
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This is the best one so far!
Um, iSac, did I send in a Squirrel for Shirtfest 2014? I don’t remember.
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Two things:
1) iSac… I like that better than the nickname I gave myself last week: Satan’s Besmeared Farting Hole. But you can only call me that using your best, deep, Scottish accent.
2) YEP!! Coming our way Thursday morning!!
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Oh good! That exclamation is to everything you just said.
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Is he suppose to be hiding behind the door and is she supposed to be oblivious?
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That scene is SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!! After she has her piss, the camera shot is from the bedroom and she totally gets up, steps behind the door to clothe herself and SHE DOESN’T SEE HIM??? WTF????
BULLSHIT
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Is that guy sticking the suppository up his ass while he’s asleep??? I sometimes talk in my sleep but Ive never done that
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HAHAHAHHA!!! I’m assuming the word to use here is “tranquil”.
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I learned quite a bit from this one little post. The more you know!
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In our lives we will have to use a suppository. Now you are prepared.
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And the quality film recommendations begin…This is going to be a great month. 😀
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You better believe it!!
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It’s good to see someone who really loves his work!
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YES!
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I was reading your blog and suddenly I see this huge picture of a guy doing the whole suppository thing. Lmao! I love your little surprises! 😛
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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The picture of the girl sitting on the toilet looks like the worst (nay, best) stock images ever!
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Amen, my sister!!
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BWAHAHAHAHA wow this looks truly dreadful.
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It’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad, Zoe. Never try this one out.
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Totally skipping!
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Dear me. here comes the contenders. Nice pick 😀
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HA!!! THANKS!!!
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That guy’s doing it all wrong.
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Do you have your own diagram for us, then???
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It’s a 3D video. Shot in IMAX.
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Will you be posting it this afternoon?
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It’s only in theaters.
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BULLSHIT
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FUCK YOU OLD TIMER
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WHY?
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I DON’T KNOW
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Are you smoking your blunt again?
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Tokers are jokers.
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I don’t know who Fiona Horsey is but she’s been blessed with the one of the most hilarious/disappointing names ever!
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HAHAHA!! Very true… Poor old Horsey….
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