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I really did debate on whether or not to put this into SHITFEST. I mean – I LOVE the name of this and that movie poster is pretty cool and I think they tried but…. in the end…. to me… nothing says SHITFEST more than a bad mother fucking psychopath with a bald tattooed fucking head eating his own goddamn fucking jizz.
That’s right. Some broad gets dumped on her wedding day so she pulls her fucking hair out and secludes herself in her bedroom and falls in love with a serial killer over TV broadcasts. Naturally, she cuts off her fucking pinkie, sends it to him in an envelope then goes to the prison and fucks him. When *looks at the camera* – he’s done – she puts her fucking hand down in her business and then pulls it up covered with goo and he fucking eats it. HE. FUCKING. EATS. IT.
I’ve never had any of that stuff but I can’t imag – you know what, let’s just not go there. So, yep. She porks the guy, he eats his spoo and she kills her family. OOPS – spoilers. Sorry! Also of note – the daughter seems to be Hispanic, the mom is a blond chick with giant boobs and the aunt – the mom’s sister – is also the mom’s lover and, curiously, appears to be Indian with a strong English accent like Timmy on Rules of Engagement. SHITFEST sure has been awesome this week and it’s only getting awesomer tomorrow!! HAVE FUN!!!
How’s that sandwich & those spicy olives you just had tasting right now? 😉
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LOL!!! Better than what that guy had for his lunch I bet!!
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I don’t understand what the problem is.
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You wouldn’t…
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So, this is the movie you watched instead of Dallas Buyers Club, I think? Let’s just never speak of it again…
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LOL!!!!!
*hangs head in shame….
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The woman playing the mum looks like she’s had an extremely hard life
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Just drop your eyes about 16 inches down…
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Or like she got screwed up the ass by a drunken surgeon who then decided to do some recreational work on her face.
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Only you could have taken it further than me! I salute you
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Wasn’t it Joan Collins who said if a guy eats a load of pineapple before popping his cork, then his man batter will taste like Starburst? Maybe he’d just eaten a big ol’ pineapple.
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Jesus Christ did she really say that??? Or is that a Monkeyboy original??
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No, I think she did. Maybe it wasn’t pineapple. Might have been some pill a dude can take after a steak dinner.
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Nice!
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Let me see if I can dredge up some intro to literary criticism bullshit for this sex spooge horror: clearly the serial killer eating his own DNA offering deconstructs the paradigm of the family, which is why Miss Crazy pants kills hers.
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I’ve got an “I’m on vacation afternoon beer buzz” going so I’ll take my chances and go here:
I disagree with your interpretation… I think it went more like this:
DIRECTOR: OK lady, you’re going to have to show your tits a lot and do a sex scene.
ACTRESS: OK
DIRECTOR: Oh, and a beat-off scene.
ACTRESS: OK
DIRECTOR: You’re signed.
Fifth day of filming, sex scene time.
DIRECTOR: OK guys, there’s been a re-write.
ACTRESS: OK
TATTOOED HEAD ACTOR: Fine, got any more coke??
DIRECTOR: (throws baggie) HERE. Look something weird happened to me last night in Tijuana…
ACTRESS: OK
TATTOOED ACTOR: WORD (snort)
DIRECTOR: In the scene, I want you to fuck him and then you, you, you eat your own nut.
ACTRESS: OK
TATTOOED ACTOR: word, brother.
WEDNESDAY’S CHILD: I think this might be some theatrical symbolis –
EI / THE IPC: NO. It’s crap.
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How dare you refuse to eat the symbolism I just pulled out of the clean fresh air we breathe!
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You are looking at this the wrong way. This is actually the BEST movie ever made about a guy eating his own spunk.
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This comment is a fucking crack up!! Hopefully the people that made this will come by and see this comment!
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Spunk Chug: The Movie.
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LOL
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I made the mistake of eating yoghurt whilst reading this.
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UM…. I – uh – well – I – uh – um – erm – I hope it wasn’t too salty WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG.
*faints
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I literally just gasped for fucking air because of how hard I laughed as I read this. I love everything about this post.
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AWESOME!!!!!!
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speechless…shakes head…Shitfest indeed!
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AMEN MY BROTHER!!!!
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So. I know why I wouldn’t like this movie. But it kinda sorta sounds like your kind of thing. 🙂
Oh. And. WHHAAAAA indeed.
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I know – WHAAAAAAAAA????
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I really want to watch this movie, because it sounds that bad. Waiting for my next empty stomach.
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Well – you’ve been properly warned….
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Ewwwww….at least he ate it of his own accord and she didn’t snowball him? 😉
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
and
GROSS
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I love that your only tag is “boobs”. 😉
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HAHAHAHA!!!
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What. The. Fuck. That is really all that I can say reading your synopsis…. dear world, why?!
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LOL!!!!
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And I thought Zombie Ass was bad…
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Nice 🙂
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Love,
Pen
O _ o o _ O
#hardtimes
#bibs
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HARDTIMES!!! 😀
O _ o o _ O
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#pensandclams
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#meguuuuuutscooooop
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#penisinthecup
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Haha!
#penisinthedrawer
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Its been so nice hearing from you lately!!
#ankleclicks
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Oh you!! And the feeling is mutual 🙂
#wellieboots
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Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Pens and clams forever!
#thisoldthing O _ o o _ O
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#thisoldthing LOL! #memories
#pens 🙂
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Still have that picture of the queen in the oval frame hanging on your office wall??
#queens
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Yes!!! And one at home now too 🙂
#ankleclicks
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