Isaacs Picture Conclusions

ANOTHER SHITFEST 2014: WINTER SUPPOSITORY ~ SLAUGHTER DAUGHTER (2012)

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theipclogo1

SLAUGHTER1

I really did debate on whether or not to put this into SHITFEST. I mean – I LOVE the name of this and that movie poster is pretty cool and I think they tried but…. in the end…. to me… nothing says SHITFEST more than a bad mother fucking psychopath with a bald tattooed fucking head eating his own goddamn fucking jizz.

SLAUGHTER2

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT??????????????

That’s right. Some broad gets dumped on her wedding day so she pulls her fucking hair out and secludes herself in her bedroom and falls in love with a serial killer over TV broadcasts. Naturally, she cuts off her fucking pinkie, sends it to him in an envelope then goes to the prison and fucks him. When *looks at the camera* – he’s done – she puts her fucking hand down in her business and then pulls it up covered with goo and he fucking eats it. HE. FUCKING. EATS. IT.

SLAUGHTER3

UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…….

I’ve never had any of that stuff but I can’t imag – you know what, let’s just not go there. So, yep. She porks the guy, he eats his spoo and she kills her family. OOPS – spoilers. Sorry! Also of note – the daughter seems to be Hispanic, the mom is a blond chick with giant boobs and the aunt – the mom’s sister – is also the mom’s lover and, curiously, appears to be Indian with a strong English accent like Timmy on Rules of Engagement. SHITFEST sure has been awesome this week and it’s only getting awesomer tomorrow!! HAVE FUN!!!

52 comments

  1. Wasn’t it Joan Collins who said if a guy eats a load of pineapple before popping his cork, then his man batter will taste like Starburst? Maybe he’d just eaten a big ol’ pineapple.

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  2. Let me see if I can dredge up some intro to literary criticism bullshit for this sex spooge horror: clearly the serial killer eating his own DNA offering deconstructs the paradigm of the family, which is why Miss Crazy pants kills hers.

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    • theipc

      I’ve got an “I’m on vacation afternoon beer buzz” going so I’ll take my chances and go here:

      I disagree with your interpretation… I think it went more like this:

      DIRECTOR: OK lady, you’re going to have to show your tits a lot and do a sex scene.

      ACTRESS: OK

      DIRECTOR: Oh, and a beat-off scene.

      ACTRESS: OK

      DIRECTOR: You’re signed.

      Fifth day of filming, sex scene time.

      DIRECTOR: OK guys, there’s been a re-write.

      ACTRESS: OK

      TATTOOED HEAD ACTOR: Fine, got any more coke??

      DIRECTOR: (throws baggie) HERE. Look something weird happened to me last night in Tijuana…

      ACTRESS: OK

      TATTOOED ACTOR: WORD (snort)

      DIRECTOR: In the scene, I want you to fuck him and then you, you, you eat your own nut.

      ACTRESS: OK

      TATTOOED ACTOR: word, brother.

      WEDNESDAY’S CHILD: I think this might be some theatrical symbolis –

      EI / THE IPC: NO. It’s crap.

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