I really did debate on whether or not to put this into SHITFEST. I mean – I LOVE the name of this and that movie poster is pretty cool and I think they tried but…. in the end…. to me… nothing says SHITFEST more than a bad mother fucking psychopath with a bald tattooed fucking head eating his own goddamn fucking jizz.
That’s right. Some broad gets dumped on her wedding day so she pulls her fucking hair out and secludes herself in her bedroom and falls in love with a serial killer over TV broadcasts. Naturally, she cuts off her fucking pinkie, sends it to him in an envelope then goes to the prison and fucks him. When *looks at the camera* – he’s done – she puts her fucking hand down in her business and then pulls it up covered with goo and he fucking eats it. HE. FUCKING. EATS. IT.
I’ve never had any of that stuff but I can’t imag – you know what, let’s just not go there. So, yep. She porks the guy, he eats his spoo and she kills her family. OOPS – spoilers. Sorry! Also of note – the daughter seems to be Hispanic, the mom is a blond chick with giant boobs and the aunt – the mom’s sister – is also the mom’s lover and, curiously, appears to be Indian with a strong English accent like Timmy on Rules of Engagement. SHITFEST sure has been awesome this week and it’s only getting awesomer tomorrow!! HAVE FUN!!!