Hi everyone –
Being the COMPLETE and UTTER DUMBASS that I am – I forgot February only had 28 days in it, so I’m going to have to put out (not like that, Mike B STOP ASKING!!) a couple of posts on a couple of days before this is all over. Ideally I would like to only have one post per day so that special someone is spotlit but, because I am STOOPID, I’ll have to double up a couple of times so everyone gets their moment in the SHITFEST. But hey – more reading is good, right??
THANKS, APOLOGIES and GROPES!!
30 days in September, April, June and November…. (you know the rest of the song, right?)
It’s like remembering the planets in the solar system…My Very Energetic Mother Just Sent Us Nine (Pizza Pies)
Very disappointing Eric 😦
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I, for one, am going on strike. 🙂
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I’m really sorry guys –
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I’m totally just kidding and not the least bit concerned. Two in one day just makes for more entertaining reading a couple days. 🙂
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OK good!!
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Yea, just bustin’ your chop there Eric. I’m the last person who would be able to complain about someone multi-posting on a particular day 🙂
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HA!! : )
I totally thought I had another weekend to go…
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I thought it was “Mary’s very eager mother just sat until” … I fucking forgot the rest! Someone name the planets for me again…
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However, I know how many days February has. I mean, duh. ; )
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Well, you know what, Disco Mutant??? SO DO I.
#NYAHH
I just forgot because I wasn’t paying any attention.
And I am a dope.
#dummy
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No boobs for you! 😉
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LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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R.O.Y. G. B.I.V.???
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Exactly! God I hate when people fuck up the order of the colors in a rainbow!!!
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I KNOW!!!!
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I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, Eric. Hehe. 🙂
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What a dumbass…
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Three things: 1) Bless your heart, you silly thing. We still love you! 🙂 2) Do we need to push back that super secretive list? We can if that’d be easier. 3) Nice bikini. 😉
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Well –
1) LOL and THANK YOU
2) No – technically I am still waiting on one so it might just be one day
3) Thanks! *winks in your direction
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This is a fucking shambles! The Winter Olympics are better organised. Plus you’ll put out when I tell you to put out
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You know what????
1) My circles all grew and I may have got the band back together for SOMETHING
and
2) Yes, Mistress
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If we can get 150,000 signatures on a petition to the White House they will have to consider wether to extend February for a couple of days in order to accommodate Shitfest.
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And we need this quick!!
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You could carry on into March, it’s still winter until the 21st, no? I think everyone should have their own day.
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I think I’ve got it all worked out – thanks Mike!!
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Double the poop!
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Double the pleasure!!!
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Haha
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It’s actually avant-garde blogging because the true Shitfest is the organizational skills haha.
I joke. More Shitfest for us!
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GO SHITFEST GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
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Nice photo at the top there! Was this you on Valentines day? 😉
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Yep!! After we talked on FB I got all dolled up and did some stretches…!
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Haha! I thought so! Mrs. IPC must have had a ball that night!
Btw, I seen that fucking octopus header. Top quality brother. 🙂
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FUCKING A!!! I also have a special testimonial header coming soon with your name on it : )
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Haha! Nice! I look forward to it. Be sure to gives me the heads up beforehand. I’m struggling to keep up with everyone’s posts just now.
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I sure will : )
Boat Drinks!
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Boat Drinks!
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LOL! Ah, and here you were fretting you had too few entries!!
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I KNOW!!! SHITFEST ROCKS!!
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WHOOP!
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INDEED!!
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Yeah why does it all have to be exactly in the calendar month? It’s not Shitfest: February, it’s Shitfest: Winter. Just spill over into a few March days. I don’t think anybody cares.
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You guys make good points but for me, Spring starts March 1. I think I’ve got it all worked out – thank you, amigos!
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