BY:
1) This video is hilarious!
2) Why would you two watch THIS????
3) It took me fucking forever to find a decent sized poster for this!
4) This was wonderful
5) THANK YOU TWO!!
BY:
1) This video is hilarious!
2) Why would you two watch THIS????
3) It took me fucking forever to find a decent sized poster for this!
4) This was wonderful
5) THANK YOU TWO!!
Thanks for posting this and for all the love 🙂 This was a truly horrid film. I loved it only for the fact that I can say I’ve seen something almost as bad as Battlefield Earth and Robin Williams’ Being Human.
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Thank YOU TWO!!!! This is hysterical!!!
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Glad you enjoyed it so much! 😀
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Reblogged this on Cinema Schminema and commented:
Carry and mine’s take on Shitfest Winter 2014 – George Biddle, CPA. Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds!
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Hahaha, love the picture with the hot guy!!!! Thanks again for letting us participate in the greatest event EVER!!! Totes smooches. :-*
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!
*smooches
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I bet this was better than Typhoid Mary! lol.
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Perhaps we need to do a compare & contrast…
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I think I watched Typhoid Mary – it was definitely better than this, lol.
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Haha! You look SO fucking bored! ; ) I like the nail polish! The ceiling fan made me dizzy. Lol. Nice review! You poor things… : )
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There are NO words for the amount of boredom happening in that video. 😉 I liked the nail polish too! I didn’t even notice the ceiling fan, lol. Glad you liked the review and video! Never ever make the mistake we did with watching this!!
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Yeah sorry, I don’t even notice the fan, it’s on ALL the time. And yes, we were truly that bored.
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Phenomenal! Truly…and wow – how about the testimonial up in the header – pot roast for everyone!
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Haha, thanks. And yep, pot roast for all!
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This is awesome. The movie doesn’t sound so much. . . .
Great Shitfest entry!!
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Glad you enjoyed, thanks for the love!
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Haha, thanks! 🙂
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I can’t wait to get to a safe place to watch this!
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NOOOOO!!!! Don’t do it!! There’s no place safe enough!!
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I mean your video, not the movie. And by safe I mean dark.
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Oh, thank god. I really thought you were going to try to watch this movie, lol.
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Ok, just watched it, and I give your video a C.P.A+!
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45 MINUTES?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
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Sa-weet!!!
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My only regret was not being able to edit a good segment about the zombie-ish town council members. They just grouped together flailing their arms and moaning like their were the walking dead but tripping on LSD or something.
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Maybe next time!!
Jumping in to some other comments – I thoroughly enjoyed the cat tree and the occasional appearance of the cat’s tail : )
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*they were
stupid typos.
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LOL, custom built tree, meant to give the kitties a place to retreat from our Australian Shepherd, who thinks he’s a large cat they actually DO want to play with.
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HA!!
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“We’re not telling you how much we’ve had to drink in this one.” That’s how you know it’s gonna be a great review. Also, said with genuine sadness, “That turtle’s gonna be in debt for years.” Ahahaha. Well done, ladies! I’m sorry for your suffering…
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Thanks! I wondered if that was even audible lol.
Just don’t watch the movie. ever. it will be worth all the suffering to save others from our fate!
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The more I think about this the more I think I might have to watch it to finish it for all of us, Carry…. even if it takes a week…..
Plus my OCD + incompleteness is all X_x wonky
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OMG if you actually DO watch this, I want to see YOUR review.
I still say save yourself, and don’t watch it!
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Based on that reply – IT’S ON!!!
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Have you watched it yet?
…. how about now?
😉
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LOL!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
No I’ll have to netflix it up tonight : )
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Thanks! We appreciate that! But at least we suffered knowing that we’re saving others from the same fate of watching this. 😉
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This is amazing! Top work guys 🙂
I love that we willingly watch these shit films just for Eric.
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Thanks! 🙂
Ha, yeah, the things we do for Eric, right?? 😉
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
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“I can’t even describe this accurately… they’re having a math off?” Hahaha! Best thing ever.
On the bright side though, you’re nails look fabulous!
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😀 I’m just glad I am coherent, TBH.
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Oh yes, the math off, lol. That was like the big dramatic scene of the film! And thanks! Carry was an awesome manicurist. 🙂
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Where do you find these baaaad flicks? I can’t even find something this bad at the bottom of those giant $1 bins in Walmart. Misty and Carry, you should talk about what you’re drinking and how much… that’s the most entertaining part of these vids. You could be the Kathy Lee and Yoda.. I mean Hoda, of bad flick reviews 😉
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Misty finds these through Netflix – she’s the one the roots out these “gems” 😉
Maybe we’ll showcase the cocktails/drinks we’re using to get through these, although if it becomes a “thing” maybe we’ll get corporate sponsorship!
MISTY. LET’S GET ON THIS CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP THING. At the very least maybe we’ll get drunk for free!
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Drunk for free, can’t beat it 🙂
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Hells to the yeah!
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w00t!! Corporate sponsorship and free drinkage?? A girl could get used to that! Let’s do this thing!!
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It’s my talent – finding the worst of the worst movies. 😉 Also HA! Carry do you want to be Kathy Lee or Hoda??
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Hrm. I’d have to give that some thought.
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I hate unanswered questions so maybe this can help you make up your mind – I’ll be Regis… @_@
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I can’t believe I am going to say this but: I just turned this on…..
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OH. MY. GOD.
I’m dyin’ here, seriously cracking up that you are watching it. God rest your soul.
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LOL!! This is TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRible….
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I like how he seems to getting off on some file cabinets because he loves them so much….
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Dude, we totally warned you.
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LOL – CHALLENGED!! I like how the IRS drives around in a big black truck with “IRS” on the side of it…
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What the fuck is this fucking shit???
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Hahahahahaaaa!!! We tried to tell you!!! Have you gotten to the “zombies” yet???
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YES!! He just killed them all by reading their conflicts of interests… now he’s chasing down Ronald Black, Rogue IRS agent – he’s out in a field somewhere with his necktie around his head…
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Yeah, THAT guy. Did you get to the magical belt buckle part?
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Not yet – now he’s talking to the farm graphic designer guy who’s trying to do the farm’s taxes because he knows how to use a computer….
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And just think… We watched the ENTIRE THING. Well, Misty did, remember, I died of boredom by the end.
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OMG you poor ladies…
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I know. It was a tragic night the night we watched this…
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and: I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD ANY BEER!!!!
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He just did The Sex with Hippolita, Queen of the Taco Truckers!!!
This guy’s a fucking pimp!!!
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I like how Hippolita has a moustache……
the belt buckle!! “For luck”!!
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WTF is wrong with you?? At least be DRUNK while watching it!
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Now he just stole some kids bike….
My work day is almost over so I am going to go home and get my beer and try and finish it…
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Hippolita’s freakin awesome. Just because she is. Plus she has magical belt buckles!
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Well ladies – I made it 30 minutes but I’m heading out for the day. I’m at the part where the pig is shitting in front of the grocery store and they totally just fucked up and showed one of the camera men in the crowd.
This is a pitiful thing.
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Yeah, it’s pretty unbelievable. Best of luck with the rest! hehehe, now you’re one of us. ONE OF US.
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FINALLY!!!!
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